Disclaimer: If your blind and stupid and didn't read the disclaimer on the first chapter then I WON'T say it again! Your fault for not reading it before! .

Ohayo readers! Not much reviews but I'll reply to them anyways!

AFTER MY CHAPTERLY RANT! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

Okay guys/girls/transvestites! If you're wondering why Kei-kun is sooooooo OOC…

I just made him that way because… I FELT LIKE IT! Hoping to get better for stories and such. Besides I don't even think there are (if any) and stories with Keitaro this OOC! So I got an idea from another story, started writing and (drum roll pls) POOF!

Out came Keitaro: Another Day! Ain't that cool! My advice… HATE ORIGINAL! (whoops…) 'ahem' I MEAN ORDINARY! Heh-heh–heh… . And to all of you, I plan to make my chapters only as long as they need be. Meaning random story lengths.

Subtle Illusions – OF COURSE I MADE OOC! IF I DIDN'T THERE WOULDN'T BE NO STORY! I could probably do some kind of angst or dramatic story but I really don't know if I'm good enough. I have lotsa ideas but I dunno what to do with them! .

Bluezone 777 – Thx dude, I'll watch out for them.

Havennoname – THX HAVEN!

Baretta – Thx dude hope more ppl have your point of view, read at the bottom for hits and reviews and you'll see what I mean.

Here I'll start using these. "…"

But no thoughts '…' cause it's still Keitaro first person view.

Chapter 2: New Day

Ahh… bliss… I haven't had a good night sleep like that in ages. No Suu with morning flying kicks, no Naru and her punch, and no Motoko with her evil long-sharp-dagger-thingy-melted-down-into-a-sword-to-cut-me-with. Ahh… Happy as I was I couldn't help but notice the dark blur at the door.

"Keitaro you pervert!" "Vile male!" "Keitaro! Wanna test my new invention?" Being in my position, on a futon, no glasses and is about to hit by an iron punch, a ki blast and a laser beam, what would you do? You would probably try to dodge even with lack of glasses. BUT NOT ME!

I did the only thing I could… I yelled, not just any yell, but a great yell of might,

"NARU! SETA'S HERE VISITING! MOTOKO! TSURUKO IS HERE TO DRAG YOU BACK TO SCHOOL! AND SUU! A CRATE FULL OF PLUTONIUM IS HERE IN THE MAIL!"

The girls, suddenly stopped, pulled back their attacks and ran downstairs with reckless abandon. Huh, I wonder why they think I'm a perv this early… O…

Looking under my sheets I found none other than… "KITSUNE!" Omg! I probably slept with the woman with the largest tits I've ever seen and I cant even remember it! Kitsune rose up and the only thing I could think of was… damn… Kitsune looks hot in the morning! "OMG KITSUNE! WHAT HAPPENED! WHY ARE YOU IN MY BED! ARE YOU DRUNK! DID WE DO IT LAST NIGHT! WAS I GOOD!

WANNA GO AGAIN!". "Keitaro?". Well, I dunno bout her but I think she finally realized where she was,

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!"

Damn women, so early in the morning, I can't believe it. And Kitsune told me she just fell asleep on my bed, damn, another day as a handsome virgin. I hope I won't end up like that guy in that movie, 40 year old Virgin ya know.

Well time to get dressed. Hmm, I look the same as yesterday, time for something new! Replaced my glasses with --drum roll please-- sunglasses! Much cooler!

Hair ain't doing much for me either, I guess I'll go to that new barber shop that opened nearby later.

Going downstairs always led me to trouble. But this time seems much worse,

you know, sunglasses and all. "Hiah dork!" "Sara?" was all I could say before falling down the HARD, WOODEN and PAINFUL steps. But this time seemed different.

OMG! THE LITTLE BRAT PUT METAL BARBS ON THE FREAKIN STAIRS! I AM GOING TO SOOO BLOODY KILL HER AFTER THIS! FIRST I'LL STICK HER IN A ROOM FULL OF YOUNG GIRLS PLAYING BARBIES! THAT'LL TEACH HER, --note to self – save evil killing and torture plans for better times-- ! MUAHAHAHAHAHA! Real Life:

"AHHHHHHHH! OMG! THE PAIN! THE HORRIBLE PAIN! AHHHHHH! MAKE IT STOP!"

2 hours and many PAINFUL plucking of barbs out of skin later,

Suu? Where'd you get all that plutonium? "It was in the mail!" Huh? It was in the mail? Well… never thought of that. Still in my sunglasses ya know, everyone keeps asking me 'why the heck are you wearing sunglasses?'. "Style people," I said with all the coolosity I could muster, "Something you guys will never have". OMG! What the hell did I just say! I'm a dead man… unless… uh oh not enough time to think, their getting ready to attack. "Keitaro you pervert!" "Dishonorable male!". Oh no she didn't! She did not call me dishonorable! I am the most honorable dude I know!

She will pay…

A/N: I just put this in cause I didn't put an authors note yet soo…

Kei-kun here is thinking in an evil voice, is that possible? Aww, who the heck cares about possible! This is a humor fic!

Evil time! "AHHHH! SUU! THEIR PLANNING TO GET YOUR BANANAS AND DUMP THEM WITH PLUTONIUM SO THEY CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD WITH GIANT HUMAN BANANAS BEFORE YOU AND WHEN THEIR DONE THE'LL EAT ALL THE BANANAS SO YOU GET NONE!" Wow, I can't believe I just said that in less then 2 seconds!

New record! --Final Fantasy VII victory music in the background—

Sweet! My own theme music!

"WHAT! NARU-YAN! MOTOKO-HAN! DIE!" And out she pulled THE biggest freakin gun I ever saw in my whole life! If I wasn't so amazed by it I would notice that it was twice the size of the living room, which means it wouldn't even fit. But too amazed to think of things like that. Where was I? Oh yeah, wooooowwwww.

If you look closely, you could see it ready to blow some unexpected ass in right about… now. "HAHAHAHA! DEATH BEAM OF BANANA STEALERS!"

"Oh… Sh…!" Couldn't even finish their sentence… such horrible manners…

"AHHHHHH!" Hmm, must be twins or something, how else can they speak in unison?

I wonder how It'll be till they get back? Hmmm, aww thinking hurts too much I wanna do something fun.

--strolls over to Ps2 and starts playing Full Metal Alchemist: and the Broken Angel--

And for the rest of the day (and night) all that can be heard was…

"OH MY GOD ALPHONSE! HIT HIM NOT ME!".

"AH DARNIT! WHERE IS THE FREAKIN BOSS!"

"WHY DO I KEEP ON DIEING SO MUCH!"

All that because Keitaro forgot to switch to his normal glasses… Pathetic…

But, it gives a thought how he saw anything at all with sunglasses covering his eyes.

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Soons too long! T.T

Fayte Angel