Disclaimer: If you didn't read the first chapter you guys are a bunch of lazy,
no-good… (string of multiple curses and swears) bums. I don't own Love Hina. Done.
Yeah, no-sense needed here. This is all about the insanity and weirdness. I was also planning to get some kind of mascot to help me in my stories. I'll take anything from any anime, manga, movie, act… Today I'm gonna try… (stage and curtains appear)
PIKACHU FROM POKéMON!
Pikachu: Pika-pi .:Where the hell am I:.
Fayte: Right here with good old loveable me!
Pikachu: Pika-pika-chuuuu .:Oh god! Finally I'm away from that annoying kid:.
Fayte: Ash?
Pikachu: Pika-pika-chu-pikachu .:Please don't say his name! Unhealthy kid there, was going to throw me off a cliff because he read that's good for me:.
Fayte: Huh… Well now you're here to chat while the readers wait for us to shut up!
(not listening… eating a bag of chips…)
Pikachu: (full mouth) Pika-pika. .:Screw you, I finally got some alone time:.
Fayte: Stupid, lazy, yellow, balls, of (more swearing since disclaimer).
ALMOST FORGOT! Replies to reviews are at the bottom! Try to give some suggestions for my next chapter! Can't keep bringing these things right from my head! Well, I can but schools opening up again:sigh:
"Talking"
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Chapter 3: Pizza and Pocky
Omg… what the heck happened to me? Why am I in the living room? What is the meaning of life? Where are my cheetos? Ugh… Hey my Full Metal Alchemist game!
Man, I'm still at the same save point I was a week ago! Time to start playing!
Now all I have to do is reach for the ON button at the back!
Reaching…
Reaching…
Reaching…!
(This may take awhile…)
REACHING!
REACHING!
.:Click:.
GOT IT! HAH! TAKE THAT Ps2! O shoot… forgot to put the plug in…
Reaching…
(Let's just skip to the dinner table…)
"Hey Shinobu-Chan! Is lunch ready!" "Oh! Sempai! Lunch was 4 hours ago!"
Wait… what? "4 Hours ago?" "Oh yes! It's 4'o clock in the afternoon! I would make you some, but now I have to go cry my eyes out because I didn't save you any!"
"Umm… Shinobu-chan?" .:deep breath:. "Auuuuuuuuuu!".
Darn… now I have to make my own lunch. It may not be the best but it'll be the coolest and most awsomest lunch ever! Now where's that egg?
A/N: Keitaro's cooking 101: Even though Keitaro is great at making dummy cakes for Valentines, I'm pretty sure I never saw him cook in the manga, so I'm gonna…
do something that I'm not going to tell you yet!
1 word escapes my mouth, "Awesomeosity…" My ultimate-sugar-coated-I'm-gonna-rule-the-world-one-day-and-do-nice-and-horrible-things-to-monkeys-and-cats-but-mostly-horrible-pizza-of-atomic-doomness-with-cheese pizza or the USCIGRTWONDADNAHTTMACBMHPOADWC pizza is the greatest thing I ever saw in my entire life! You can just feel the pizzaiey goodness radiating from it!
I know it's already awesome so I don't have to try it at all! So I all need is a guinea pig to test it on…
A/N: Reminds anyone of Akane Tendo from Ranma ½?
Hey! Motoko and Naru are back from wherever they went after they got hit by the ultimate anti-banana thief ray!
"Hey! Motoko-chan! Narusegawa! Wanna try out my pizza?" "Oh great, the bubbleing freak made lunch." "Urashima! We need not eat your atrocity of sustenance!"
What. The. Hell. "C'mon! PLEASE?" "NO" Perfect unison. .:sigh:. "I guess I have no choice…" This'll teach 'em. Now where did I put that thing?... Here it is!
"Now ladies… Feel the power of THIS!" Ahh… my trusted eat-my-cooking-or-else-deathray-gun Mk 9! "U-Urashima! What do you plan to do with that thing?"
"Now Keitaro! We can talk this out!" "Too bad! Eat it or else!"
A/N: Just so you know, Keitaro is pointing it the wrong way. So it looks like he's going to kill himself… Idiot…
"OKAY! FINE!" (Within 2 bites, their faces were blue)
"Why are we in all the hospital anyways Sempai?" "Naru and Motoko started to have some kind of inner convulsions in their lower intestines." "Wow, Keitaro, I didn't know you knew so much about medical stuff!" "I don't Kitsune. I just read it off that guys t-shirt!" "(Reading) Naru and Motoko started to have… Wow, I guess they'll put anything on a t-shirt nowadays." "Does a convulsion taste good?" "Yup! All you need to do is start bleeding and drink the blood!" "OKAY!"
Wow, I didn't actually think she even HAD a blast-on-yourself-to-start-bleeding ray!
"Um… Sempai?" "Yes?" "Is she supposed to start twitching like that on the floor?"
"I dunno? Is she?" "Of course not! Keitaro What were you thinking?"
(Munching on a box of pocky) "I'm kinda hungry." "Hey! Gimme some!" "Me too!"
Ah, alls well that end well! Naru and Motoko are sleeping and given hypno pills so when they wake up they'll love the smell of cheese. And Suu is a bleeding twitch on the floor, while we're all eating pocky! This is the life…
Oh yeah! Gotta change my glasses! Much better!
REVIEW REPLIES!
de bomz: Okay, maybe I do have problems, but that's all from pent up anger, due to the fact, that in real life I'm one of those quiet non-violent people.
But you could try your hand at fan fiction. I'd like to see one of those. No-offense…
Baretta: Thx Baretta! Looks like I have a constant here! Hope you stay around for future chapters!
Havenoname: Thank you Haven! Senseless stuff is just awesome!
And to: raiden no onna, chill guy, and Chichiri MonkMask:
Thank you just for reviewing at my story!
Fayte: Um… this is kinda embarrassing but I .:mumble:mumble:.
Pikachu: (eating Doritos now) Pika-pika-chu-pika-chu .:What:.
Fayte: I only got .:mumble:mumble:.
Pikachu: PIKA? .:WHAT:.
Fayte: FINE! I ONLY GOT 12 REVEIWS AND I HAD 223 HITS!
OMG! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW! MEAN LAZY (swearing…)!
Pikachu: Pikachu. .:Yup:.
Ja Ne!
See you soon!
Soons too long! T.T
Fayte Angel