MegaMan was home alone. ProtoMan was at Wily's plotting to kill him, but this wasn't what was bothering MegaMan. Dr. Light was out on a date.
MegaMan: Where could he be? He's late...
The phone rings. MegaMan rushes to answer it.
MegaMan: Hello?
ProtoMan: MegaMan, I have a plot to, um, not kill you. Please go to Dr. Wily's backyard and stand on the giant target with your eyes closed for/
MegaMan: Not now.
MegaMan hangs up the phone. He feels anxious, which he knows is very odd when his brother just attempted to kill him.
MegaMan: I wonder how the date's going?
The scene cuts to Dr. Light in a dungeon facing Bowser.
Light: So after I defeat you, I can continue my date with Peach, right?
Bowser: Of course! But this will happen every single date.
Light: Oh forget it!
Light leaves Peach slowly sinking into lava and goes home.
MegaMan: Where were you? You're... half an hour early? D'oh, I worried for nothing. Stupid daylight savings!
Light: The date just didn't work out. If I don't get a girlfriend soon my life will lose all meaning. Now go to sleep, we have to be at my Nobel prize ceremony tommorrow.
Two days later Dr. Light is out on another date.
Dr. Light: I've been having a great time with you Marge/
Homer Simpson storms in and punches light.
A day later.
Light: I've been having a great time with you Zelda.
Link storms in and shoots Light with a light (annoying laugh track goes off) arrow.
A day later.
Light: I've, um, (to himself) be polite... been having a great time with you Peggy.
Hank Hill walks in.
Hank: Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!
Light is back at home.
Light: This is terrible. Three dates and they all went terribly. Atleast I didn't get punched this time.
Hank storms in and punches Light.
Hank: You jerk! Breaking up with her so she'd come back home!
Light: Oh, this is terrible, I'm so lonely...
MegaMan: Poor Dad, I need to set him up with someone.
Light: Could you atleast leave the room before you say that?
Act break.
Act 2:
MegaMan is trying to write a personal add with Roll.
MegaMan: Here's what I've got so far: "Free to loving home: world's best dog. Says "I Love You!" on command!"
Roll: Um, why don't you try again...
Later
MegaMan: Okay, how does this sound? "My name is Thomas Light. I am looking for a date. My phone number is 101-101-101-20XX. Please ask for my son, do not say anything to me."
Roll: I guess that's okay.
MegaMan: And it only took me 15 minutes to write.
Roll: Actually, it took you 24 hours and 15 minutes, look at the date.
MegaMan: Well, the time just flew by. (he passes out from lack of sleep)
The next day MegaMan receives a call. A woman named Alberta responded to the add. After some dialogue I'm too lazy to write (I assure you it's hilarious/dramatic/educational/whatever this show is supposed to be)
MegaMan sets up a time and place for the date. All he has to do is get Dr. Light there.
MegaMan: Um, Dad, my teacher wants to have a conference with you tonight.
Light: You haven't been putting innocent lives ahead of your school work again have you?
MegaMan: No, of course not.
Light: Where am I supposed to go?
MegaMan: The romance table at the Gilded Truffle.
Light: You'd think that would be a weird place for a conference, but I had a meeting with my boss at a suprise party earlier today.
Light leaves and comes back.
Light: I'm sorry MegaMan, I didn't meet your teacher. But I met a very nice woman. We had a great time.
MegaMan: Well, I'm sure my teacher will understand.
Cut to the Gilded Truffle:
ElecMan: I'll flunk MegaMan for this!
MegaMan is glad to have set up Light (even at the expense of his grade) and goes to watch Dr. Wily's front door for no particular reason. Alberta walks up to it and Dr. Wily greets her.
Wily: Did you and your boss have a productive meeting?
Alberta: (to herself) Darn! I forgot all about the meeting! I got to caught up with Light! (to Wily) Um, yes dear.
MegaMan: Oh no! Wait, this must be a misunderstanding.
Wily: Well then come in my wife who I am still happily married to and would become murederously angry if she went out with someone else.
MegaMan: Oh no! I've set up Dad with Dr. Wily's wife! I thought it was a strange coincindence that her last name was Wily...
Act break.
Act 3:
MegaMan didn't know what to do. He had set up his father with his principal's wife! MegaMan wasn't sure what Wily could do to him with his army of robots and power over his future, but knowing Wily he'd think of something.
MegaMan: I have to fix this! I know, I'll go back in time and stop this from happening.
A being similar to MegaMan but older materializes out of thin air.
Quint: (look it up) Time travel is not the answer!
He leaves.
MegaMan: Hypocrite.
MegaMan decides he has to get his dad to stop seeing Alberta. After hours of planning he finally finishes Advance Wars and makes a plan to stop Light.
MegaMan: Dad, the woman you met is Dr. Wily's wife and it's probably not a good idea to keep seeing her... I can't believe it took me three weeks to come up with that.
Light: I'm glad you told me. That was a very mature thing to do. But you're grounded for some reason I'll think up later. But anyway, I'll handle this in a reasonable grown up way. I WILL CHALLENGE WILY TO A FIGHT TO THE NEAR DEATH POINT WHERE FOR SOME BADLY WRITTEN REASON WE STOP FIGHTING AND EVERYTHING GOES BACK TO NORMAL!
The next day Light and Wily are prepared to fight in the MegaMan Jr. High Football ( SUBTLE FORESHADOWING!) Field and Battle Arena. (it was convenient because both Light and Wily had doctor appointments there)
Light: I will kill you Wily, for the hand of your wife!
Wily: You really think killing her husband will impress her?
Light: Yes! I was also suprised when you turned out to be behind MM4-6!
Wily and Light battle. 2 minutes later (neither thought of bringing one of their many battle mechs) Light has Wily pinned down and is about to make gullible people think he's going to kill Wily.
Alberta: WAIT! Stop this madness! I don't want to see either of you hurt!
Light: Really?
Alberta: (hey, anyone think it's weird I refer to Wily by his last name but Alberta by her first?) No, it's just I bet a lot of money on Wily so I need to stop this. But anyway, I was just doing this to make Wily jealous.
Light: That was a horrible, manipulative, cruel thing to do! We can still be friends right?
Wily: No! We're mortal enemies! Alberta: I'm my own person you know!
Wily: Sorry Dear.
And so Wily and Alberta went to marriage counseling. MegaMan went to see if his dad was okay.
MegaMan: I'm sorry she left you Dad.
Light: That's okay, I'll stay a single parent until KI completely runs out of ideas and has me get married.
Coming up next time on MegaMan Jr. High: Dr. Light gets married!