The Dog Show

Fliers were being put up around MegaMan's school. They said:

"Help raise money for the MegaMan Jr. High dog show! (we spent all our money on these fliers)"

After a chocolate sale that ended with MegaMan having a climatic battle with DentistMan the dog show was scheduled. MegaMan decided to enter the dog show. After being disqualified for not being a dog he decided to enter Rush in it. At the pre show excuse to get the conestants together:

MegaMan: I know you can win Rush! Although there is heavy competition.

KI Walks in

KI: Actually, we ran out of money so you'll only be competing against one dog.

Dogbert, Scooby Doo, Brian, Inuyasha, Santa's Little Helper, Kurama, Pluto, Odie, Snoopy and every other cartoon dog I can name off the top of my head leave the room annoyed. The only competitor left is Blizzard Wolfang. Bass walks in.

Bass: Stop everything! I want to enter Treble!

SlashMan: (the judge) Sorry, he's a wolf. We only take dogs.

Bass: But..but... some of the guests you couldn't afford were canine demons! And the other competitor's a wolf also!

SlahMan: No, he's a Wolfang. Very different.

Bass: I HATE LIFE!

And so Bass' competition with MegaMan is given more filler, er, dramatic buildup.

MegaMan and Rush look at their sole competitor, Blizzard Wolfang and his owner BlizzardMan.

BlizzardMan: I will defeat you and Rush MegaMan, and win the prize!

MegaMan: What is the prize?

BlizzardMan: YOUR LIFE!

MegaMan: Oh no! I'm in mortal peril! You'd think I'd be used to it by now, but I'm not.

Act Break.

Act 2

The days until the dog show pass and MegaMan trains Rush relentessly. After a week's training Rush becomes the president of Fox (They canceled Futurama, no shot is too cheap!) but MegaMan is still worried about the dog show. The whole school (Roll, Zero, Bass and ProtoMan) turns out to see the dog show.

SlashMan: And now for the first and only annual MegaMan Jr. High dog show! The first event is... finding the quickest way through Blizzard Wolfang's house!

MegaMan: If I didn't know better I'd think this was rigged.

The event begins in Wolfang's house which just happens to be in the auditorium.

Rush and Wolfang race through the house.

Rush: I rave to rin! For RegaMan! Maybe ren he'll rift the court order reventing me from ralking! Or reprogram me so I don't randomly make rounds!

Rush loses by a small amount (pretty good considering how unfair the contest was) and Wolfang is ahead.

SlashMan: The winner is Wolfang! Now for round 2. Managing the Fox network!

Remember, Rush is president of the Fox network. So he loses miserably, since they'd never hire someone confident (I can't bash them enough!).

SlashMan: Rush loses! Now for round 3. Both dogs must give KI an idea for the next round!

Rush wins with his brilliant idea of seeing which contestant can give me the most money. He also bribes me with the most, winning round 4.

SlashMan: Now for round 5! Both dogs must... I dunno, race.

Rush and Wolfang race. It's a photo finish!

BrightMan: After examining both photos, I've decided I'm skilled enough to become a professional photographer. I quit!

So MagicMan examines the photos.

MagicMan: Wolfang wins!

SlashMan: Then there's no need for the final round, Wolfang wins!

MagicMan: Wait, Rush wins!

SlashMan: Then the final round will decide everything.

MegaMan: What is the final round?

SlashMan: A tag team battle to the death between the dogs and their owners!

Act Break.

On the advice of my lawyers I would like to apologize for my comments towards Fox. I wasn't nearly cheap enough.

Act 3:

MegaMan, Rush, BlizzardMan, and Blizzard Wolfang enter the battle arena.

MegaMan: Hey, this is a supplies closet!

BlizzardMan: The chocolate sale didn't go that well.

The battle begins. MegaMan and Rush fight but the Blizzard team quickly gets the upper hand, most likely because Rush and MegaMan were fighting eachother.

BlizzardMan: Soon I will kill you! But first I'm going to tell you a shocking revelation! Wily wants you dead!

MegaMan: I knew that already!

BlizzardMan: SO? Fine, I'll also tell you that this whole school is set up as an opportunity to kill you!

MegaMan: I know that too, it's on the school website.

BlizzardMan: You jerk! Ruining my dramatic moment! DIE!

BlizzardMan blasts MegaMan with ice. MegaMan is seriously injured. Rush and Wolfang patched up their differences and left.

BlizzardMan: I shall be triumphant! I won't make a stupid mistake like all other villians.

MegaMan: Hey, what's that on the shelf?

BlizzardMan: NOTHING!

MegaMan: No it's not. It's something! (he pushes aside the box labeled something) Hey! Behind it there's FlameMan's weapon!

MegaMan Takes FlameMan's power.

MegaMan: Now I will win!

MegaMan sprays BlizzardMan with flames and destroys him. He emerges from the supply closet.

MegaMan: I won!

SlashMan: Well, I guess the winner of the dog show is MegaMan. Although the dogs aren't even here anymore. But you get detention for taking from the supply closet!

MegaMan: But I'm not in trouble for destroying a teacher?

SlashMan: Of course not.

And so MegaMan saves himself again. He goes home and finds out Dr. Light got married and divorced during the dog show. Stay tuned for the next MegaMan Jr. High!