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Hmm… Who to pick? Today is… DRUMROLL PLEASE! HELLO!
--In the control booth—
"Drumroll? Oh! DRUMROLL!" .:Small drumroll:.
"LOUD DRUMROLL PLEASE!"
"Oh she wants load does she? Well I'll give her one…"
.:Load freakin drumroll that creates a small earthquake:.
"JUST PERFECT! NEXT TIME A LITTLE LOUDER PLEASE!"
Inside, a certain man sweatdropped.
--Back to the Stage—
TODAY IS… NARUTO FROM!... well… Naruto. What did you expect?
Fayte: NARUTO-KUN! .:Glomps on Naruto:.
Naruto: AHH! Who the heck are you?
Fayte: Aww… You forgot me already…?
Naruto: Oh! Fay-chan! It's been a month!
Fayte: Yay! You remembered! If you're all wondering how I know Naruto-kun here, I met him in a ramen shop!
Naruto: Yeah! You should see her appetite! She ate like 3 bowls before I finished my 7th bowl!
Fayte: Naruto-kun! Don't say that in front of everybody! It's embarrassing!
Naruto: C'mon! Girls should learn to eat more!
Fayte: NARUTO! Just shut up and tell us what happened!
Naruto: Okay okay… Yeash… Now where's that script?
Fayte: Right here.
Naruto: Thank you Fay-chan! Let's see… Okay! Keitaro… Who the hell's Keitaro! Fay-chan! Is this anyone I should know about!
Fayte: No of course not! Just a character yeash! (whisper) Even though he does have a nice ass…
Naruto: What was that?
Fayte: Nothing!
Naruto: Kay. Keitaro switched his glasses with sunglasses, went downstairs, tricked Suu into blasting 2 girls off into the sky, made a pizza, made Naru and Motoko eat it, went to the hospital, tricked Suu again, started eating Pocky, and switched back to his glasses! DONE!
Fayte: THX NARUTO-KUN! Replies to reviews at the bottom!
"Talking"
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'Other people thinking'
--Scene change—
Chapter 4: Hospitals suck
Hospitals suck. I want to go home but they won't let me 'cause they say it's my fault and they wanna keep a watch on me. That sucks but at least I'll get a free watch. But I'm pretty sure they're just jealous of my overly handsome geniousosity brain. As if noone can ever stop watching me do that… thingy where… I make up… stuff… in my brain… Yeah… That is sooo cool. But I'm sooo bored right now. I could go help Suu… Nah… Motoko? Nah… Naru, my honey loving future wife that'll bear me 6 kids and lets me do whatever I want with her in bed? Nah…
I love to nudge people. That's what I'm doing right now. "Hey Shinobu wake up" "Hnn…" "Wakey wakey" "Hnn…" .:breathe in:. "SHINOBU-CHAN!" "EEEEEEKKK!" "Good morning!" cheerfullynessity, Shinobu has lotsa that too "Sempai! I can't believe you! You woke me up from the greatest dream ever!" "Whats it about?"
"Like you wouldn't know! About all the things we did in b… BENTO BOXES! YEAH!" I don't wanna know…
Heaven… Heaven on Earth… "Wow…" "Sempai, you're drooling." "Huh? Oh yeah." Now how much money do I have? Lets see… 2,000 yen… THAT'S ONLY ENOUGH FOR 20 BOXES WORTH!
A/N: If you didn't guess it yet, Keitaro's at a Pocky vending machine. Do they even have those? If they do, Japanese people are VERY VERY lucky! Sry, just love Pocky…
Ahh… The Pockety goodness. One could live on these and these alone…
"Hey Shi-Chan, can I call you Shi-chan?" 'He called me Shi-chan!' .:Faint:. "I guess that's a no."
"Now Shinobu-chan…" 'Auuuuu! He changed his mind!' .:Feint:.
"Now Shinobu" 'AUUUUU! ONLY SHINOBU?' .:Faint:. A/N: .:cough:. Um… yeah…
"Now… what do I call you this time?" "Just Shinobu-chan…" "Okay, Shinobu-chan, want to go visit Suu?" "Oh yes! Let's!"
--Suu's Room—
O sh&… She's watching Tellitubbies! No wonder all her inventions are so despicably evil… You know, that could be why she made that custard shooting gun last week… Nah… Even she isn't THAT evil.
"B-B-BANANAS! GIMME GIMME GIMME!" Too bad she's in a plastic bubble, or she woulda already gotten those bananas, wherever they are… "SEMPAI! DON'T!… finish that pocky stick…" Huh? What did she mean? Oh… I was eating banana cream pocky… and I guess I finished the last stick…
"Whoops…" "GIVE ME THAT BOX!" Pulling out, yet again, a laser gun, she fired. "AHH!" Good thing she's in that indestructible laser-fire-turtle-lightning-water-bug-terrorist-cheese-explosion-proof bubble. Or she would have broken it! "Just PLEASE GIMME THAT BOX!" "Fine but you have to throw it away!" "OKOKOKOKOKOKOK!" And push, slip, right through that little hole that people can put stuff in but can't go out.
"FINALLY!" She did the one thing I thought she wouldn't… she sniffed it… she sniffed it good… and long too. "Bananas!" Then she licked it… all inside the pouch… creepyitify…
"SUU!" "SARA!" "SARA!" "BANANAS!" "What are you doing in there!" "Bananas!"
"SUU!" "AW SHUT UP!" So I picked her up and shoved her through the hole to the bubble.
"WHAA! GETMEOUTGETMEOUTBETMEOUT!" "I thought you wanted to see Suu?" "Not this way!" Oh well. Too late. She's already through.
"Oh yea, and for revenge…" Threw every Barbie doll I saw in this hospital down the tube. "AHHH! HELP! EVIL!"
"SUU! I'll give you more banana pocky if you force her to play Barbie's with you!"
"BANANA!" "AHH!"
"Shinobu-chan… let's go, when Sara's done here, she'll be lost to us…" "O-Okay…"
--Cafeteria—
"Kitsune! STOP! GET DOWN FROM THERE!" "Whaahaha!"
Kitsune's dancing on a table, pantless and high on sedatives. Me, trying to stop her by throwing sharp and pointy needles. Everybody in the cafeteria, hiding in fear.
And Shinobu-chan? Passed out on the floor with 2 needles sticking out of her chest. A/N: guess where…
--1 Minuet ago---
"Hi Kitsune" "Hi Keitaro" "Hey what's that?" Picking up a needle. "Whoops…" I slipped and it landed… on Kitsune… no… IN her…
"WHEE!" Okay… Naruto ninja kunai throwing skills! With needles!
Double throw! "AHH! SEM…pai…" Oh shoot…
TRY AGAIN! Shoot shoot shoot! Triple throw!
--2 hours later—
"Zzzzzz…" Finally my awesome skills saved us! Damage control… Okay… so that's 29 innocents injected… 1 hit on Kitsune with sedatives… and 2 hits on Shinobu in the chest… "JOB WELL DONE!"
"Sempai? WHAT HAPPENED TO ME!" Turn and stare… long stare… nosebleed…
Shinobu's chest was at least 2 sizes bigger… pass out…
2 words.
Hospitals rock…
REPLIES!
Baretta – THANK YOU! I love pocky way awesome! Don't worry! Keitaro's gonna start standing up more sometime soon!... I hope… wait… why do I need to hope? I'M THE AUTHOR!
de bomz – I DO take out my anger on San Andreas but it ain't enough! Killed over a million people and I'm only 60 finished! But in the end, I guess you took the bait. If you have enough time to write that review, means you DO take the time to read through the story! If you hated it you probably would never even take the time to read the next chapter! See… I also suck at writing and hate Naru like crazy! Even though I suck I still want to try my hand at the fanfiction! And if I kill Naru, then we wouldn't be able to have fun with her by torture! O.O
JONH117 – I'm glad you AWSOMEly like it.
Havenoname – Thx for reviewing again!
Drgnmastr-Alex – Thx, I try to keep it as crazy as it is!
VoidHawk – Well Void-san, I'm sorry I didn't bring in Marie or Ryoki, but that's 'cause I don't know enough of their personalities to bring 'em in! I'll try to bash her as much as I can! In my own twisted way!
Well, I only know some Anime so I may not bring in the guests you want! SORRY! T.T So I'll tell you the ones I do know!
Anime/Manga – Naruto, Ranma ½, Gundam SEED, Gundam Wing, Inuyasha, .hack/SIGN, Love Hina, Beyblade, Pokemon, Digimon (every series), One Piece, Cardcaptor Sakura, Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle, Yu-Yu Hakushio, Full Metal Alchemist, Mahou Sensei Negi, Gravitation, Luie The Rune Soldier, Megaman.exe, Flame Of Recca, Shaman King, Dragon Ball/Z/GT, A.I. LOVE YOU, TriGun (only a little), Tokyo MEW MEW, Sailor Moon, MegaTokyo, Oh My Goddess, and last but not least, Kanon!
Wow… big list… well for me I guess… I bet you guys know more…
Naruto: Who the hell are all those people! Anyone of them I need to know about!
Fayte: WHY DO YOU EVEN CARE! OMG! YOU'RE NOT MY FREAKIN MOTHER!
Naruto: FINE WHATEVER! JUST SHUT UP!
Fayte: WELL YOU'RE ONE TO TALK! YOU STOP YELLING!
Naruto: FINE!
Fayte: FINE!
Naruto: Fine.
Fayte: Fine.
Fayte: NARUTO! I'M SORRY! .:GLOMP:.
Naruto: Whoa… I'm hungry for some Ramen.
Fayte: Yeah, me too, let's go.
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Naruto: Who are you talking to?
Fayte: Nobody… Nobody… .:Leans head on Naruto:.
--In a tree not too far away—
"N-Naruto-kun…" Said a certain pupil-less girl…