Disclaimer: I do not Naruto the anime. Hinata from Naruto owns Naruto the handsome man that is the star of the anime that only I… Hinata is good enough for.
Fayte: Hello. I am Fayte. I am in no way Hinata in a genjustu trying to make Naruto fall in love with me through her. Of course not. That is silly.
Naruto (still here): Fay-chan! Wanna go for ramen!
Fayte: N-N-Naruto-kun! I-I um… w-would l-love t-t-too!
Naruto: Hey Fay-chan, why are your eyes white?
Fayte: 'Oh shoot… I knew I had forgotten something important.'
Fayte: C-C-Contacts! Y-Yeah! C-Contacts!
: Sleep powder bomb!
Naruto/Fayte: What?
(sleep powder taken into effect)
Naruto: He-he-he! Ramen! (doze)
Fayte (with gasmask): N-N-NARUTO-KUN! (runs over to help)
: Oh no you don't! (laser gun) Don't move or else!
Fayte: Who are you? I am just trying to complete MY show!
: (takes off mask) YEAH RIGHT!
Fayte (you know its Hinata): Oh shoot! It is not what it looks like!
Fayte: Yeah right! I heard earlier! 'Hello. I am Fayte. I am in no way Hinata in a genjustu trying to make Naruto fall in love with me through her. Of course not. That is silly.'! WELL!
Hinata: W-Well! U-Um… AHHHHH! (runs away)
Fayte: DARN HER! How could I let her get me then!
--10 Minuets ago—
Fayte: Darnitdarnitdarnitdarnitdarnit! BATHROOM! GANGWAY!
Hinata: … … … 'laxatives'
AMBUSH!
Fayte: mmhmhhmh!
Hinata: I am sorry Angel-san, but Naruto is too good for anyone but me…
Fayte: MMHMHMHMHH!
--Present, Now—
Fayte: Oh well… I guess I have to do the recap now… Darn it Hinata…
Keitaro, after doing various hijinx, ended up in the hospital. Bought pocky, went to Suu's room and did more hyjinx. Threw Sara into inescapable bubble and tricked Suu into playing Barbie's with her. Went to cafeteria, stopped Kitsune from wrecking stuff and injected Shinobu with breast growth serum and passed out due to lack of blood.
Now if you would so excuse me, I think I'm gonna take advantage of a certain sleeping blond boy…
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"Talking"
:Actions/Translations:
'Other people thinking'
--Scene/Time change--
Chapter 5: Dreaming of Dreams
Darkness… That's all I see… darkness… Where the heck is that light switch?
.:rummaging through dark room:.
Now, let's see… Where the hell… AH!
.:flick:.
Holy cow… What is this place? So big… so… empty!
"HEY! ANYBODY OUT THERE?" Better yet… "DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY POCKY HERE?"
A new, soft voice broke through the silence… "SHUT UP YA DAMN IDIOT!"
"Hiya man/lady!" Even though he couldn't see it…
"What do you mean 'man/lady'? I'm a girl!"
"Well, I wouldn't have said anything but I can't see you"
"Fine here"
Out of nowhere, a hideous blob of nothingness appeared out of nowhere. Nowhereingly!
"HOLY COW! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU!"
"I'll tell you that I'm a figment of your twisted imagination so you have to think me up!" The blob… seemed… to talk out of… somewhere…
"Okay! I got it! Feel the mightiness of my genius brain! HIAH!"
A swirl of water encircled the blob, covering it completely. Continuing to swirl crazily. Swirling up it took a shape as the water dispersed. And standing there was…
A gigantic strawberry pocky stick… O.O
"IDIOT! IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO!"
"OKAY! Stop yelling. Jease…"
"And if your gonna make me into a something at least make it something fashionable. You know, not ugly."
"Okay okay… yeash…"
One more try Keitaro! You can do this! Don't mess up again! You can do this!
'I bet the idiot will mess up again…'
"HIAH! WIND AND WATER FEEL MY POWER! MAKE MINE UNTO YOUR'S AND TOGETHER WE WILL CREATE ON THE WINDS OF CHANGE TO…"
"Just hurry up"
"BLAH BLAH AND! BLAH!"
Water go swirly go up. And pow! Done.
Instead of the pocky stick earlier was actually someone quite… well… cute.
Now standing there was a girl, about Keitaro's age, identical height. With hazel eyes and half-frame glasses covering them (sorta like the glasses Keitaro had when he came back from Amerca). She had long black hair with red bangs. Not the orangey red bangs, but real red bangs, with red strands mixing with some of the black hair flowing halfway down the back. She was wearing a light blue sleeveless Tee with white floral patterns on the chest which clung to the body quite nicely. And a blue jean skirt with fishnet stockings and high rising white boots. The only jewelry she wore were the two diamond earrings on each ear and a six pointed star hanging as a necklace.
"Keitaro… wow… How'd you think up this?"
"I have a lot of free time for drawing on my sketchbook. You like it?"
"OH KEITARO! I LOVE IT! THIS IS THE BEST THING ANYBODY MADE ME DRESS UP IN!" .:GLOMP:.
"Hmm?"
"Well, I'm one of those things that get into your head and helps you with problems thing. But the problem is that you need to get them to make up you're form."
"Then what's the problem?"
"Most of those guys I help are perverted idiots! They get me up in the skimpiest thing they could think of!"
"So mind telling me why I'm here?"
"Something about guilt and all that about inhumanly torturing Sara or something like that… But who cares about that anyways?"
"Read my mind. How come this place is so empty?"
"This IS your head idiot"
"So what I do?"
"Dunno. Just think something up I guess"
"BRAIN POWER! HIAH!"
Suddenly the whole black space turned into meadows and fields. Mountains, rivers waterfalls,… and vending machines. True nature at its best.
And the best part?
1 word to describe them all…
POCKY…
The roads were made of pocky, the waterfalls were pouring pocky, the rivers were strawberry flavor, and the vending machines had no coin slots and were filled with every flavor imaginable.
It took a full minuet for Keitaro to register this…
.:Breathe:. .:Breathe harder:. .:Even more:.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEE! POCKY! POCKY!"
Keitaro started to eat everything in sight…
--5 minuets later--
"HOLY COW KEITARO!"
"Ughhh… no talky…"
"WHAT YOU MEAN NO TALKY! YOU ATE A WORLD FULL OF POCKY IN LESS THEN 5 MINUETS! WHAT THE HELL!"
"Shhh… I hear it…" He whispered…
Calming down she answered "What do you hear?"
"The pocky rain…"
"POCKY RAIN!"
"HERE IT COMES!"
And sure enough, the pocky rain came pelting down hard pocky sticks into poor unsuspecting people… Namely Keitaro…
"AHHH! THE PAIN THE PAI… .:Munch:. TASTE! THAT'S GREA… THE PAIN! AHH! THE HORR… .:Munch:. AWSOMEOSITY!"
Let's just leave him there… this continues for at least an hour…
--2 hours later--
"Well, you got to wake up soon Keitaro. I'll miss ya…"
"I'll miss the pocky too…"
"POCKY! MORE THAN ME!" .:Light wap on the head:.
"Hey, what's your name anyways?"
"Call me…" The voice started to fade away, as well as the world surrounding it.
"WAIT! YOUR NAME!"
"Fayte…"
--Hospital--
Keitaro had just woken up and everybody around started to bombard him with more and more questions. Yet Keitaro could only think of one thing…
"Fayte… Huh?"
Wonder where I can get some pocky…
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Baretta: I can't find this 'Rob's Story' you were talking about… Thx again for another review! And I will try to add more words, but it'll take me longer to type it out more. Actually I write like 1000 words in 2-3 hours… but I also have other things to do other than writing stories… I do have a life you know… Oh and I'm thinking about adding a plot here by the way! I'm gonna make it part romance too! Thx!
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OMG! 32 REVIEWS AND 813 HITS! THANKS GUYS!
Though it does say only 35 hits 'cause of crashing down…
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.:FayteAngel:.
Naruto: See ya Fay-chan! Gotta get back!
Fayte: No worries… Wait… one gift…
Naruto: Oh sure!
Fayte: .:Runs up to him:. Goodbye… .:Kiss on the lips:.
Naruto: .:Blush:. Goodbye. .:Hug:.
--Tree far away--
Hinata: Naruto-kun…
A/N: Um… If you think if there's more romantic scenes like this in the guest stuff, you're wrong. Don't worry; I'll still make fun of OTHER characters. After this, no more, PROMISE! I just have a small love for Naruto, Keitaro, Nejii, Keitaro, Itachi, Keitaro, Yoh Asakura, Keitaro, Yugi Minamoto, Keitaro, Li Sayoran, Keitaro, Kira Yamato, Keitaro, Inuyasha… and some other guys… from various anime… and did I mention Keitaro?