It was late December in RockMan City which meant it was time for Spring Break at MegaMan Jr. High.
ElecMan: Okay class, your homework for the break is to have fun. I will be having you watched and if you don't have fun I will expel you.
Class: Laughs
ElecMan: I'M NOT KIDDING!
So MegaMan leaves school for the break. When he gets home Dr. Light is packing.
Light: Hurry and pack MegaMan, we have to leave on our family vacation soon.
MegaMan: Do we really need that many suitcases?
Light: Yes. By family I mean you, me, ProtoMan, Rush, Roll, Bass, Zero, Wily, and everyother main character on the show. And ElecMan since the whole school is going to be there he can save on surveilance equipment. MegaMan: Why is our worst enemy coming with us on vacation?
Light: There's a group travel discount.
MegaMan: Where are we going?
Light: I don't have time to tell you. I have to wait for several hours until it is time to go. I'll tell you at the act break.
MegaMan: Then it must be important.
MegaMan packs his things and several hours later the whole group sets off. They reach the airport. After a long, boring ordeal at the metal detector they aproach their plane.
Light: Okay, now I'm sure you've all been wondering where we're going...
Wily: Yes! I wrote a blank check for this!
Light: I though we'd take a vacation in Various Different Game Worlds.
MegaMan: What an odd way to phrase it.
Act break.
Act 2:
The group gets on the plane and sets off for their first vacation destination.
MegaMan: I still can't believe every character on the show is on vacation with us.
Zero: Atleast this way we'll avoid that ridiculous coincindence where the other characters are going to the exact same place as us.
Sigma walks up to them.
Sigma: Guess what? I'm going to be going to the exact same places at the exact same time as you!
MegaMan: Are their any more stupid cliches that we're going to suffer through?
MegaMan wakes up at home to find everything was a dream. The dream then plays out in real life exactly the same way up to the point where MegaMan woke up.
MegaMan: I wonder what the first video game world we'll go to is?
Roll: Maybe the mushroom kingdom. Or Hyrule. I've always wanted to go to (insert your favorite video game world here).
Light: Actually, I picked less expensive worlds.
MegaMan: Like what?
Light: Well... ... ...
MegaMan: Where?
Light: I guess we got delayed. I was going to let the pilot announce it as we landed there, but I guess you can't arrange that in real li/
Pilot: We are now arriving in Yarn World, the home of Bubsy Bobcat!
MegaMan: Was it really called yarn world?
Light: Like anyone's going to notice. Why make references to stupid things no one will get?
MegaMan: We parodied a song from a Berenstain Bears video!
Light: Whatever. Let's just go see the local sights.
The group tours Yarn World, seeing the bad puns, annoying characters, and Survivor VI filming. They even meet Bubsy.
Bubsy: I'm a bobcat! I'm better than Mario and Sonic!
MegaMan: You can't possibly believe that.
Bubsy: My PR rep says I'm cool...
Light: Well, this has been a waste of time. Let's go to our next vacation destination. Aero's Circus!
Wily: What makes you think that will be any better?
Light: Aero actually wasn't that bad a game. I mean sure the character was annoying but...
And the group discusses 16-bit platformers for 2 straight days. They run out of time to visit the circus and head to their next destination.
Light: Our next destination is actually well known, but for some reason no one wants to vacation there.
MegaMan: Where is it?
Light: Liberty City!
Act Break.
Act 3:
The group arrives in Liberty city.
Light: I have no idea why noone wanted to come here.
MegaMan: this city has the highest crime rate on the planet!
Light: Well, as long as we don't do anything stupid we'll be fine.
They run into the guy from GTA3.
Light: Hello. Would you mind taking our picture? I think the best place to take it would be inside our car, where our money and plane tickets are. Here are the keys.
The GTA3 guy gets in the car and drives away.
Light: Don't worry, I'm sure he just accidentally stepped on the gas pedal and will be back soon.
MegaMan: Great, now we're stuck here.
ElecMan: YOU'RE NOT HAVING FUN! Start or I'll expel all of you!
So the group looks for something to do in liberty city. They can't find anything.
MegaMan: This is terrible! We're stuck in the most dangerous city in the world and we're all going to be expelled! We need to get out of here!
Their car pulls up next to them.
GTA3 Guy: Sorry, I accidentally stepped on your gas pedal.
He takes their picture and they get in the plane to reach their next destination.
Light: Our next destination is our last and best!
Sigma: Where? Croc's world? Kabuki Warrior's world? Universal Studios?
MegaMan: That seemed like a needlessly cheap shot (FOX SUCKS!).
Sigma: I meant the game. Anyway, why did I come with you?
Light: You didn't. You being here is a huge coincindence.
Sigma: OH COME ON! Well, anyway where is the next world.
KI walks in.
KI: I'm tired of writing this. Just have a battle.
And so Sigma and MegaMan fight. MegaMan defeats Sigma.
MegaMan: I WON! The main villian is defeated!
Wily: I have feelings to you know.
MegaMan: Anyway, the series is over!
KI: And you know what that means! SPINOFFS!
Welcome to MegaMan's Smile Time Variety Hour!
MegaMan: Hey Wily, why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Wily: It's a little meteor!
Laugh Track: Horrible noise.
MegaMan wakes up in bed.
MegaMan: What a weird dream. Good thing my life isn't a TV show or that would be a horrible cliched plot!
And so MegaMan wakes up from his dream. Stay tuned next time for MegaMan Jr. High!
KI wakes up.
KI: I just had this dream where I wrote such a weird episode of MegaMan Jr. High...