So It's Come to This, a MegaMan Clip Show

MegaMan woke up. It was a day like any other day, but he had a strange sense of deja vu. He went down to breakfast.

Light: Hello MegaMan. I've just had a giant freezer that was made in the 50s installed in our house. I invited everyone we know to see the inside of it at the same time. Hurry and get in!

MegaMan and Light go into the freezer where everyone who's ever been on the show is waiting. The door slams shut.

MegaMan: We're locked in! Quick, everyone talk about things we've went through together!

Light: Don't be stupid, I'm not some naive, unsafe idiot. I had this freezer's door modified so it could be opened from the inside. Dr. Light cares about his family's safety! Now go to the school run by my mortal enemy.

MegaMan and the other kids go outside and catch the school bus.

QuickMan: I've been working on finding the fastest route to school.

Zero: But we're across the street from it!

QuickMan: Which means wasting all that time walking into the school!

QuickMan does a sharp turn and the bus crashes through the wall into the school.

QuickMan: There! We reached school in record time.

MegaMan: Oh no! We're in the school's freezer, which was originally a prop on I Love Lucy! We're locked in!

Bass: What about that giant hole in the wall?

MegaMan: There's a bus blocking that.

Bass: We put the bus in reverse! Or go through the back emergency exit!

Roll: Stop trying to outdo MegaMan! We're trapped!

Bass: Deep down I know that...

MegaMan: Well, we're trapped in a freezer. Time to share memories!

Zero: I have a good one. Remember the time KI ran out of ideas and stole the plot of a Clerk's episode hoping no one would notice? (he scrolls up to the start of the script)

Roll: Remember the first time we all met? (initiate flashback)

Light: (we can't see his head) Now play nice with the other babies MegaMan. (we see small, diaper wearing versions of all the main chracters, including Light and Wily) (cease flashback)

MegaMan: Wait. That's not what happened. We met Zero this year! And we're robots, why would we be babies?

Roll: So there can be a MegaMan Babies spinoff of course.

MegaMan: Makes sense. Hey, remember that time KI inserted an act break without any effort to place it in a good place in terms of dividing the plot?

Act break.

Act 2:

(initiate flashback) The previous act break is show.(end flashback)

QuickMan: Hey, remember that time we/

MegaMan: You're not an important character, no one cares about your memories! Hey, remember that time a minor character tried to initiate a flashback?

Zero: No, I don't...

Bass: Remember that time me and MegaMan were on American Idol?

MegaMan: THAT'S A FUTURE PLOT YOU IDIOT, DON'T GIVE IT AWAY!

Bass: Sorry. Hey, remember that time I gave away a future/

MegaMan: Okay, we've used that joke enough! Hey, remember that time I fought Ranger?

(initiate flashback)

Ranger: Reason number 1 is that safety is safe! Reason number 2 is safety can't be spelled without afe! Reason number 3 is it can protect us.

5 hours later:

Reason number 537 is your helmet could come off during our fight! And those are the 537 reasons we need safety!

(end flashback)

MegaMan: Wait, that's not what happened...

Bass: You took 5 hours flashing back to something that didn't even happen? (He punches MegaMan) Hey, remember that time I punched you?

Zero: Hey, remember that time I died?

(initiate flashback)

Zero: X... I've taken too much damage... I'm not going to make it...

X: Zero! ZERO! He's gone! And he'll never come... AHAHAHAHA! Sorry, I thought I could say it with a straight face but I couldn't.

(end flashback)

Roll: Remember that time we first met?

(initiate flashback)

Roll and MegaMan appear to be walking up a building with the help of a rope. A bottle flies horizontally into the wall. The camera shifts to reveal they are standing on solid ground.

MegaMan: Why are we walking like this?

(end flashback)

MegaMan: Hey, someone's coming in! Quick, hold the door open!

KI walks in and kicks MegaMan out of the way so the door closes again.

KI: Don't even think about it, we've got another act to fill up.

MegaMan: Why are you here?

KI: The air conditioning broke down. Hey, remember that time I tried to write an act of MegaMan Jr. High when I had just gotten a game and hadn't played it yet?

Act break.

Act 3:

KI: Okay, keep reminiscing. We're all stuck in here and... hey, hear that? The air conditioning's fixed!

KI unlocks the freezer door, leaves, and slams it shut and locked again.

MegaMan: That was pointless. Is KI going to be in every episode now or something? Anyway, remember the time all of us ran out of interesting flashbacks? It happened a second ago. Let's find a way out of here!

So they look for a way out. Suddenly Wily walks in.

Wily: Why did I think a freezer was a good place to leave my car keys?... Oh no, the door slammed shut behind me! Why didn't anyone stop it?

MegaMan: We were looking for a way out, whoever heard of a door helping you exit a place?

Wily: I see. Well, I know how we can get out! This always works on sitcoms. We have to become content with our current situation! Living in a freezer isn't so bad! Lots of ice cream, free air conditioning, no worries about our meat spoiling. This could be great! Living in a freezer could be the best thing that ever happened to us!

QuickMan: That was just stupid.

Wily: How dare you speak so rudely to me! MegaMan, detention!

MegaMan: I know by now not to argue.

Wily: Not trying is not tolerated at this school! Double detention!

MegaMan: THAT'S IT! I'm sick of this! Maybe I had to put up with you before, but we're locked in a freezer and I'm not wasting my precious little time remaining obeying you!

Wily: If you think we'll never get out of here why do you care if you have detention?

MegaMan: Shut up!

Wily: THAT'S IT! QuickMan, teach him a lesson!

And so the battle begins.

QuickMan: You can not defeat me MegaMan! I can move quicker than you can imagine! I can do anything!

MegaMan: Then why were you not even able to successfully drive a bus across the street?

QuickMan: ENOUGH! Die MegaMan!

QuickMan tosses his boomerangs at MegaMan. MegaMan is injured.

Roll: Oh no, MegaMan! He can't win! And we can't expect him to just get a power out of no where like in his last battle that wasn't a dream!

TurboMan bursts into the freezer (letting the door shut behind him of course).

TurboMan: If you destroy QuickMan I'll get his job! MegaMan, take FlashMan's weapon!

MegaMan is equipped with FlashMan's weapon he freezes QuickMan.

MegaMan: Now I can win easily! I think I'll enjoy my moment of victory before defeating/

TurboMan: That weapon only lasts for 15 seconds! blast him!

MegaMan blasts QuickMan and the one shot destroys him (just like in the games).

Wily: My plan has been foiled once again! TurboMan, you betrayed me!

TurboMan: But I still get the job right?

Wily: Of course. But we're still stuck in this freezer. And when we get out MegaMan is expelled!

MegaMan: No! I need to do something! I know! Cliches got me into this, cliches will get me out of this!

MegaMan throw a frozen cabbage at Dr. Wily's head.

Wily: Oh no, I have AMNESIA! I can't remember anything since I doubled MegaMan's detention!

MegaMan: D'oh!

Zero: So how are we gonna get out of this freezer?

MegaMan: I know! Let's just put the bus in reverse!

Everyone: Hooray for MegaMan!

Bass: I wish I'd thought of that...

And so MegaMan escapes the freezer and learns if you're in trouble hitting people in the head