Disclaimer: Don't own Love Hina. Don't own many things. And now recently, my bunny, Barry. Dang… I miss the little guy…
Fayte: Kay! Ohayo Gozaimasu! Or Oyasumi Nasai! (Depending what time of day it is)
Today we'll have an awesome show! I'm sorry if I haven't been updating lately! But I've been having some family troubles! I probably won't be updating as fast anymore! T.T
Ed: Hmm? Fayte-san? Who are you talking to?
Fayte: To Ed Oh! Nobody no worries! It's not like I'm crazy or anything!
Ed: Ok then. Hey look outside!
--2 guys in white are running around with a straight jacket--
Dude 1: Where the hell is that girl!
Dude 2: We gotta find her or we're going to lose our jobs!
Dude 1: Well! How were we supposed to know a little girl can burn down an entire block!
Dude 2: Just shut up! Let's go back to Noma St.! The criminal always returns to the scene of the crime!
--After they left--
Ed: Noma St.? Weren't you just there with a bag full of those bottles you call… what was that again?... Ahh! Maltove Cocktails!
Fayte: Umm… No?
Ed: Okay then! Well, I'm off to greet my brother! Bye!
Fayte: Ohhhhkay… He makes such a sweet girl doesn't he? Well… I've got nothing on me right now… Yup, no randomness today. Sorry guys!
--Arrow noise--
Fayte: .:Wheezing:. ARGGGH! Damn you randomness! I try to leave, BUT YOU ALWAYS DRAG ME BACK IN! ARGHHH!... Oh well, good thing I have an arrow proof vest right now. Or I'd be in serious trouble!
--Gunshot--
Fayte: ARGHH! THAT HURT!... Oh well, at least I'm wearing a bulletproof vest right now or that'd really be bad!
--Dart noise--
Fayte: ARGH! That would knock me out into unconsciousness if I wasn't wearing my tranquilizer dart proof vest or I'd REALLY be in trouble!... Wait… I don't have a tranquilizer dart proof vest… Aww shoot… .:Falls unconscious:.
"Talking"
'Other People Thinking'
.:Actions:.
Emphasis
--Scene/Time Change and other stuff--
Important announcements at the bottom!
Chapter 7: Returning home, And… A New Resident?
Finally we can go home! The great part about the hospital is that we didn't need ta pay for the bill! YAY! They said that, as long as we stop causing their patients heart attacks we wouldn't need ta pay anything! Now that we're going home, I'm singing the, 'Let's go home song'!
"Home home homeity home, home home home home home HOOOME!--"
"CAN YOU SHUT UP!"
"Home home home home?" .:What are you talking about:.
"That's really annoying you know!"
"HOME HOME!" .:NO IT'S NOT:.
"No worries I can shut him up!" Good Sara…
"Hoooom--mnnhg…" Wow, as I said before, Sara's an awesome kisser!
Wow… Hey… Naru has an Anime vein pop on her head! Awesome!
"HEY NARU! YOU HAVE AN ANIME VEIN POP!"
"I AM NOT JEALOUS THAT SARA IS MAKING OUT WITH YOU AND YOUR HANDSOME BODY!" Ooookaay…
I dunno what she just said, but it looks like Kitsune is gonna ask her…
"What the heck are you saying Naru-chan?" "Thanks Kitsune-chan, I knew you'd under--" "OF COURSE YOU'RE JEALOUS! YOU GOT BEATEN BY A 10 YEAR OLD NOW 20 YEAR OLD KID!"
"I AM NOT JELOU---WHAAAA!"
See. I knew that bitchy anger of hers would get her back one day, how else could she have fallen backwards down the endless stairs? Well… Either that or it's 'cause Sara-chan pushed her down… Nah.
"OW! OW OW! OW OW--AHHH! AHHH! AHH!"
Oh yeah… Sara-chan but barbs on these stairs too…
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Was that teleportation port to the top of the stairs always there?
"Yay!" Hey! There's Suu with a wrench! "I finished installing that teleportation port to the top of the stairs! Now I can send cargo all the way to the top of the stairs! Too bad for anybody whose gonna fall down the stairs anytime soon."
Naru passed them by for the fifth time already "AHHHHHA!"
"I think this gonna take a while…"
--2 hours later--
"That is IT Naru-sempai! Ki attack! Thousand barbed petals attack!"
"AHHHHHH! Oooo… Looky at the pretty petals!"
"Well, I think that's gonna save some time. Right Sara-chan?"
"Shut up! We've been making out for 2 hours! Don't stop now!"
--1 hour later--
"LETS GO NOW!"
"Fine fine… jeese…"
--30 minutes later, Top of the stairs--
"Yay! We're home!"
"Just how we left it!"
"I'll get dinner ready!"
"Kei-kun, lets go, your room. NOW."
"Yes mam." Love it when she's like this.
"Wait, whose that on the couch?"
Turning my head, my geniousy brain overloaded with a single thought.
HOT. CUTE. HOT. CUTE. CUTE. HOTIE. CUTIE HOTTIE!
A girl was sitting there, a fairly recognizable girl indeed.
She looked about 20. Almost the same height as Keitaro here. Soft emerald green eyes, and a small cutesy nose. Her hair was something else though. Her hair was sky blueish, but not so bright to a neon level. The front bangs were tinted silver covering quite a bit of her face, but leaving space for the eyes. (1) Her clothing consisted of a tight baby blue tee, a blue jeans skirt and matching jeans jacket. (Starting to seem a bit familiar?) At well at fishnet stockings reaching up to at least mid thigh, with white dress shoes to go with it. As for accessories, she had on 2 diamond earrings a small crystal bracelet and a six-pointed star as a necklace. And to top it all off, she had small half-frame glasses covering those said green eyes.
"Yo, who are you?" Good job Kitsune! Ask for me!
"Um… I was wondering, if by any chance this is Hinata Sou? The all girls dorm?"
"Ya, this is Hinata Sou, why ya wanna know?"
"Oh pardon me, my name is Kaoru Mitsukai. And I'm here to sign up to the dormitories."
"Yo, then you should talk to Keitaro over there, he's the manager."
"Well, Kaoru-san, I believe I can sign you up, though I will need to do some kinda interview." Yea yea! Impress the hottie with matureiofisity! YAY!
"Of course, Keitaro-san. Where do we go?"
"C'mon, let's go to the living room."
--Living Room--
"Well Kaoru-san, tell us a little bit about yourself."
"Well, I'm 20 and currently single."
BOO YA! BOO YA! BOO YA!
'What the hell is she doing! Is she trying to seduce darling! She better not be!'
"I've been trying to go to Tokyo U recently, and I have been majoring in Philosophy, Science, and Writing."
TOKYO U! TODAI!
"I've been learning and practicing with Dimension space recently."
"Dimension space?"
"Do you know in anime like Ranma ½ and stuff like that? Where the characters can just pull something right out of thin air?"
"Yes."
"Dimension space is that same principle, just like Alchemy. But whereas Alchemy involves the principle of Equivalent trade, Dimension space rips a small dimension hole and I can just grab stuff there."
"Oh sweet! Really?"
"Yes really."
"AWSOME!"
"I KNOW! I thought of that when I learned it! Aint is super awesome?"
"AWSOME!"
"Okay, and for other stuff," .:She pulls out something white and fluffy from her luggage:. "This is Barry. My snow bunny!"
"AWWW! Soooo cute!"
"Yeah, aint he? Right Ba-kun?" .:Snuggle snuggle:.
"Can I pet him!"
--1 hour of petting later--
"Can ya show me some of this Dimension space stuff?"
"Kay, but I'm not really any good…"
"That's okay! I wanna see!"
"Okay…" .:Reaches behind back:. .:And pulls out…:. "A FISH!"
"Yeah… that's pretty much all I can do…"
"Try again!"
--2 hours of pulling out fish--
"WHAA! I GIVE UP!" .:Throws fish at the door:.
--Outside--
"Yes! Finally! I'm at the top!" .:Wipes brow:.
"Nothin's gonna stop me now!"
.:Wooosh:.
.:Fish hits her face, and she loses balance:.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
--Living room--
"You hear that?"
"Nope, heard nothing."
"Soooo, got anything else to tell me?"
"Just one thing, in Junior and High School I was one to be incredibly lucky, as well as a great matchmaker. So my nickname was/is/and always will be, Fayte."
HOLY SHEEEEEIT! WHAT!
"What's wrong Keitaro-san? Your eyes are wide."
"Oh… Nothing… Well, welcome to Hinata Sou, Kaoru-san!"
"Call me Fayte."
(1) Think Nadoka's hair style from Magester Magi Sensei Negi.
--Unknown room--
Fayte: Argh… Where am I?
Unknown voice: Do not worry, you are safe now.
Fayte: Well… as I said… where am I?
UV: Do not worry, you are safe now.
Fayte: Hello? I said where am I?
UV: Do not worry, you are safe now.
Fayte: If you don't tell me where the heck am I now, you'll be using your unknown voice up your butt!
UV: Stupid violent chicks…
Fayte: HEY!
What the heck happened to me? Find out soon! Just tune in next time!
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