It was nearly Christmas time in RockMan City (It was July in the next town over). Everyone was feeling the Christmas spirit. Wily's lazers were festive red and green. Sigma was off auditioning for American Idol Christmas (that actually exists). Boba Fett was passing out toys for less fortunate children (along with safety guides for when you're near scarlac pits). Indianna Jones was decorating temples before robbing them. Jabba the Hut was collecting for the salvation army. Howard the Duck was donating his siblings so poor families could have fancy Christmas dinners. George Lucas was only suing me for 20 million over those.
MegaMan: It's almost Christmas! I need to get presents for everyone! Even my mortal enemies! This could be a disaster! Roll already gave me these exclamation points, I can't dissapoint her!... I ran out. And I gave Dad my Christmas list. It had The ability to duck.
Something to stop the needles on our Christmas tree from being fatal to me.
The ability to jump off and climb walls.
Something to fix Rush'es voice.
Every N-Gage game ever made (it's only 10 cents which is only 1 cent for each game). (it's the future! (December 22, 2004))
on it. I need to get everyone presents!
And so MegaMan goes to the mall to buy presents. He gets Roll a vacuum cleaner, a jet adaptor for Rush, a new scarf for ProtoMan, a giant diamond for Bass (he's trying to upstage him), a tie for Dr. Light (you try thinking up so many funny presents in a row!), a skull key chain for Wily, and a book of cliches for KI that comes with a free rubber chicken, Groucho mask, and laugh track. He's walking home when all his presents fall off the bus and get run over.
MegaMan: Oh well, presents aren't what Christmas is about.
He gets mugged and loses $1000.
MegaMan: Oh well, I have enough money.
His house and all his possessions (which will return later with no explpanation) are destroyed in a blue flash.
MegaMan: Oh well.
He goes to a candy machine and it doesn't except his dollar.
MegaMan: I WISH I'D NEVER BEEN BORN!
Initiate cliched Christmas parodies
Act break.
Act 2:
A mysterious figure appears in front of MegaMan.
Figure: I am Copy X (look at what his last form resembled), your guardian angel/ghost of Christmas future/grinch/BB Gun getter. I'm going to cram in as many Christmas cliches as possible.
MegaMan: All I wanted was to have never been born.
Copy X: Fine, we'll just do that, KI probably doesn't feel like writing all the other stuff anyway. So let's see what the world would be like if you were never born.
A flash occurs.
MegaMan: This doesn't look so different.
Copy X: You've got a pretty big ego, were you expecting the city's name to change or something? Anyway let's see how Dr. Light is doing.
They go to MegaMan's house and look in the window.
Light: I'm so lonely. Nothing's went right since I created that annoying robot.
Mecha Bubsy: I'm COOL! Look at me, I'm making yarn puns!
Light: I was talking about Rush, but you're even worse. Everyone left me, life's not the same without an evil genious next door trying to kill you.
MegaMan: This is terrible! I wish I could do something, but I'm sure he can't see or hear me.
Copy X: Yes he can.
MegaMan: Oh... actually I wouldn't have said that if I thought I'd have to do something. Let's go.
Mecha Bubsy: Gee Light, that was one depressing yarn of a tale! I'm so funny!
Copy X: Let's see what Zero's doing.
They go to a normal house. Zero is inside watching TV.
MegaMan: This doesn't have much of an impact on me.
Copy X: But he's sitting on the right side of the couch, didn't you notice he always used to sit on the left side?
MegaMan: Why would I notice that?
Copy X: Never mind. Let's go see Wily.
They go to a distant country. It is called Wily City.
MegaMan: He named a country Wily City?
Copy X: Never mind. Look at how he rules this place.
They observe him deal with issues.
MegaMan: Actually he's pretty benevolent.
Copy X: Yes, without you to rival his creations he's actually nice. We have one stop left.
They go to KI's house.
KI: Thanks to not having the distraction of writing a series about MegaMan I just created super crops that will cure world hunger.
Time to start on world peace.
MegaMan: Why would that convince me to want to have been born?
Copy X: Keep watching.
KI: Oops, time to take a break and write my fan fiction series about Atari's ET. I can't believe that lead to Atari making a comeback and ruling the video game industry again.
MegaMan: NOOOOOOO! Copy X, I want to have been born. Please change things back!
Copy X: No. I wasn't trying to help you, I was just taunting you. If you want things returned to normal you'll have to defeat me!
Act break.
Act 3:
MegaMan: I have to fight you?
Copy X: Yes, every epsiode has to end with a fight. We wouldn't want to be unfaithful to the original MegaMan.
MegaMan: Fine. I'll defeat you like I defeat everyone.
Copy X: I'm based off X, even in this dimension you have no chance against him.
MegaMan: That's what they all/
Copy X destroys MegaMan with one shot.
Copy X: I won! I destroyed MegaMan!
The scene switches to MegaMan and X watching the scene.
MegaMan: I was destroyed! Ghost of Christmas future, please give me a chance to reform!
X: I don't even know you, I was just going to ask you what time it was!
X leaves. MegaMan wakes up in bed.
MegaMan: How many times is KI going to use this to wrap up plots? I mean, I'm alive! (he leans out the window) You there, what day is it?
NumberMan: May 23rd.
MegaMan: Yes! It's Christmas! There's still time to set things right! Although I really have no idea how much of this episode actually happened.
He goes down stairs. All the main characters are waiting. (it's a Christmas tradition for all the main characters to spend Christmas together. Holiday spirit is more important then small things like murder attempts.)
MegaMan: I wasn't able to get you presents, but I learned that Christmas is about more than getting presents!
Roll: What's it about?
MegaMan: I'm not allowed to say, this is a PC show. But be that as it may, Christmas isn't about presents.
Light: Yes it is! You're grounded for not giving everyone presents!
KI walks in.
KI: Want to avoid this happening to you? Buy MegaMan Jr. High merchandise, the perfect gift.
Light: What is some of your quality merchandise?
KI: I haven't decided yet, just send me money.
And so MegaMan learns the true meaning of Christmas, to buy merchandise. Go online to order... I mean stay tuned for the next episode of MegaMan Jr. High.