Later that same day. Anakin and Obi-Wan were eating pizza, and Jar Jar was trying to knit something at their new appartment.
"That's too hard. Too hard!" Jar Jar was yelling at the bundle of knots he had made.
"All right boys, last chance for the tickets!" Sabe said as she and Padme entered, holding the tickets.
"Or I'll give them to my new boyfriend, Paulo," Padme threatened.
"No thank you," Obi-Wan simply replied.
"Wait-wait-wait-wait!" Anakin cried, then he turned to Obi-Wan. "Come on! Come on, let's trade! The timing's perfect, I just clogged the toilet!"
"Look, I want those basketball seats as much as you do! Okay, but we can't live in the small apartment after we've lived here!"
"But come on, we can go to the game tonight!"
"Look, the only way I will even consider this is if they offer a lot more than just season seats," Obi-Wan replied.
"It's the Nubian Rangers!" Anakin reminded him.
"Screw the Ranger!"
"Whoa!" Anakin almost fell off his seat.
"I didn't mean that. I just meant that the apartment is worth so much more," Obi-Wan said as he pulled Anakin back onto the seat again.
"And?"
"And the Knicks rule all," Obi-Wan replied, sensing Anakin's tone.
"Yeah, the Knicks rule all!" Anakin said happily.
"Hey, so? Are you gonna do it?" Jar Jar asked.
"No. No. We're not gonna do that, y'know why? Because its not an even trade."
"All right, okay, look, what if you could keep the apartment and get the tickets?" Padme offered.
"Done!" Anakin said, jumping to his feet.
"Let me finish!" Padme snapped.
"Oh," Anakin sat back down again.
"I'm talking about a bet, winner takes all," Padme continued.
"Ooh, we could end up with nothing," Anakin noted.
"Or you could end up with everything," Jar Jar pointed out.
"Ooh, I like that," Obi-Wan said to Anakin.
"All right, so what do you say?" Sabe asked.
"No!" Obi-Wan said firmly.
"Oh, just do it!" Sabe snapped.
"Oh, oh, I'm convinced!" Obi-Wan said sarcastically.
"Come on man, you know I'd do it for you! Because, you're my best friend," Anakin said.
"All right, but you can't use that again for a whole year. I'm in." Obi-Wan sighed.
"Ooh, this is so exciting! Ooh, what are you going to bet?" Jar Jar asked.
"Oh, okay, well, I think we should let Jar Jar decide, because he's the only who's impartial, and he's so cute."
"Okay. Umm, ooh, ooh—oh, I have a game!" Jar Jar said, still smiling from Padme's compliment.
"What's the game! What's the game!" Anakin asked, bouncing up and down in excitement.
"Oh, well, it doesn't have a name—oh, okay, Jar Jarball! No, it doesn't have a name. Umm, okay, Sabe, what is your favourite thing about trees?"
"They're green?" Sabe said, shrugging at Padme, who looked just as confused.
"Good! Good! Five points!"
They both yelled with joy and it was Obi-Wan's turn to look totally confused.
"All right, Anakin, same question."
Anakin looked to Obi-Wan, who didn't have a clue.
"Uhh, they're tall?" Anakin replied finally.
"Ooh, three points. Both fine answers, but we were looking for leafy, leafy," Jar Jar revealed.
Anakin turned angrily to Obi-Wan, mad that he didn't come up with the answer.
"That's not even a game!" Sabe exclaimed.
"What? Shut up! We're winning!" Padme snapped.
"You wanna finish this right now? All right, we get a deck of cards, high card wins. What do you say?" Sabe suggested, much to Padme's annoyance.
"Fine, let's do it," Obi-Wan sighed.
"Oh, I have cards!" Jar Jar said, delving into his pockets.
"Oh, good," Sabe and Obi-Wan said together, then glared at each other.
"Yeah! Here!" He grabbed a deck out of his pocket. "Oh no, these are the trick deck. Okay. Here yes. Okay." He pulled out a proper deck.
"Okay, you guys uh, you guys pick first" Obi-Wan said to the girls.
"Okay" Sabe said as she picked a card. "Four."
"That's a low one!" Obi-Wan said happily.
"Yeah! Okay." Anakin picked a card. "Jar Jar, you look, I can't."
"What make you think I can!" he said, shielding his eyes from it.
"Okay. Okay." Anakin looked at the card. "Ace!"
Both Anakin and Obi-Wan and Sabe and Padme jumped up and down for joy.
"Why are you screaming and hugging?" Obi-Wan asked in confusion.
"Because we won our apartment back!" Sabe said.
"What? Ace is high! Jack, queen, king, ace!" Anakin pointed out.
"No! Ace is low! Ace, two, three, four!" Sabe argued.
They all looked to Jar Jar to settle it.
"I don't know. Ooh! Ooh! Look!" He fanned out the trick deck. "Ah-ha!"
"All right, cut, let's pick again, pick again." Padme said.
"Okay."
"Come on apartment! Come on apartment!" she said as she picked a card. "Oh! I know queen is high!"
"Uh-huh, not as high as…" he picked a card. "It worked! King!"
"But, we pick again! We pick again!" Sabe cried.
"Why!" Anakin asked.
"I don't know!" she sighed.
"Tickets please!" Obi-Wan said, holding out his hand. Padme handed over the tickets. "That's courtside baby!"
"Seriously, good game though. Good game." Anakin said as he tried to congratulate the girls, but they pulled away. "What are they so mad about? They get the apartment back!" Anakin asked Obi-Wan.
"No they didn't!" Obi-Wan said and Anakin's face split into a grin.
