Chopper, The Blue Nosed Reindeer (Parody of Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer)
You know Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer and Vixen
Comet, and Cupid, and Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall ?
The most famous blue nose of all ?
Chopper the blue nose reindeer,
Had a very unique nose
(Like a blue rose)
And if you ever saw it
You would concur that's so
(Like a blue rose)
He wants to be a doctor
So that he can heal the sick
(You gotta be kiddin'.)
But the other reindeer mock him
Clearly thinking he has flipped
(Ha, ha, ha...Freak !)
Then one lady from mountain top
Gladly came to say
(Chopper m' Boy !)
Chopper with your will so bright
You will join my practice, right ?
Slowly but surely Chopper
With all of the most delightful glee
Shall someday become a great doctor
Going down in history !
(Like Florence Nightengale !)
December 10, 2005