author- hi! everyone! back for more I see? well! I am really happy that you are! thank for all the review I really do appreciate it! ok here is now chapter 3 of FMA know your stars! Roy! (now this is going to be funny!) don't forget to review! and please enjoy!
disclaim- if I own FMA I wouldn't be saying that I don't own it!
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Roy walks into a room that dark (duh) in the center is a light with a chair (like usually)
psycho guy: Roy mustrang you are the water alchemist?
Roy: what the hell? what I am doing here? I better be getting pay for this!
psycho guy: you secretly love riza hawkeye?
Roy: what? no... she like me
Riza: (walks in slaps Roy in the face)
psycho guy: ohhh... that gotta hurt in the morning
psycho guy: but also love fullmetal?
Ed: (comes in slaps psycho guy)
Roy: ohhh... that gotta hurt
psycho guy: don't you wish all your women personnel worn miniskirts?
Roy: no... wait yes hey how do you know that?
psycho guy: oh its a little thing boasting out to maes Hughes (a/n: and we now how he is ((wink wink nudge nudge)))
Roy: (puts on glove then pops light bulb)
psycho guy: aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh! (runs into wall)
Roy: that's it for know your stars today folks
psycho guy: hey I say that!
Roy: sucker...
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author- ok... Roy a bit pissed now... but he got his revenge ha lol!
Roy: damn straight!
author: ok... next week we have riza hawkeye and her "special children"
some random guy: but she doesn't have children!
author: I mean her guns! that it for me see ya!