MegaMan woke up like he did every morning (a long subconscious battle with DreamMan) and went to school. He was in homeroom with ElecMan.
ElecMan: Class, we have a new student today, bringing our total up to six students! His name is SunStar and he comes from Obscure Reference City. Please make him feel welcome as all students are in this school. Now time to see if you did your homework on dodging electric blasts...
ElecMan shoots blasts at MegaMan which MegaMan barely manages to dodge.
ElecMan: Well atleast I killed some flies...
The bell rings, signifying class is no longer relevant to the plot and the class is let out. The class goes through the hall to their next class, Overused Themes with ColdMan. But SunStar stops MegaMan in the hall.
SunStar: Did you get that letter I sent you?
MegaMan: No...
SunStar: That's because I forgot to STAMP it!
He stamps the ground.
SunStar: Darn! That letter outlined my plan to bully you in school. I spent hours working on it!
MegaMan: I guess you had Overused Themes at your old school.
SunStar: It was my best subject. But anyway, I'm going to make your school year miserable!
MegaMan: Oh no! I have to tell a teacher!
MegaMan runs to tell the janitor, JunkMan.
MegaMan: SunStar threatened to bully me!
JunkMan: We've all got problems. My name is JUNKMAN! Anyway, I have no idea what made you think a school run by a principal constantly trying to destroy you would help with this.
MegaMan: It was to kill time, mostly.
So MegaMan goes to his next class. After it the class files into the hall again. SunStar corners MegaMan.
SunStar: I thought I told you never to show your face around me again!
MegaMan: You never said that!
SunStar: Right, right, you didn't get the letter. Anyway, I'm throwing you into the girl's bathroom!
MegaMan: We're robots, there are no bathrooms!
SunStar: Then I'll knock you out and dip your hand in warm water!
MegaMan: NO!
MegaMan runs away.
MegaMan: What can I do? I'm completely defenseless! At this rate it's only a matter of time before he makes me give him my built in defense cannon!
Act break.
Act 2:
At home MegaMan ponders what to do about SunStar. For reasons we can not comprehend he decides to go to Light for help again.
Light: You're grounded for tattling!
And so MegaMan tries to think of something that might actually work.
MegaMan: What can I do? This isn't a giant murderous robot, it's a BULLY!
Rush: Raybe I can relp RegaMan!
MegaMan: I'm so sick of the way Rush talks.
MegaMan flips a switch on Rush allowing him to talk normally.
Rush: ALL THIS TIME YOU COULD HAVE JUST PUSHED A SWITCH AND ENDED MY SUFFERING? I'm not helping you!
Rush leaves the room.
MegaMan: I know, I'll hide from SunStar! It shouldn't be hard to do in a school where we have every single class together.
The next day at school MegaMan tries his plan.
SunStar: Have you seen MegaMan? I've got a hurtz donut for him! It looks good, but it tastes really terrible.
Zero: I don't know where he is, why would I? You came to my door to ask this, look at school!
SunStar goes to school but he can't find MegaMan there either.
MegaMan: It was a great idea to get Sting Chameleon's power and use it to hide myself!
SunStar: I can see you, you're not hidden!
MegaMan: Oh yeah, I can't power up weapons...
SunStar: I'm going to beat you up after school!
MegaMan: Not if I tell a teacher!
A voice comes over the intercom.
Wily: Hello school. I would just like to announce that behind the school dumpsters would be a perfect place to beat up a student without a teacher noticing.
MegaMan: What a horrible coincindence.
Wily: On an unrelated note, MegaMan has dumpster duty after school today.
MegaMan: Another coincindence!
Wily: And I'd like to wish luck to SunStar in beating up MegaMan!
MegaMan: I'm starting to slightly doubt this is a coincindence...
Act break.
Act 3:
MegaMan nervously awaits after school. The anticipation makes him feel as if daggers are nipping at his throat.
SwordMan: You fail today's homework assignment! Those daggers almost hit you!
MegaMan goes to lunch to say goodbye to his friends.
Roll: MegaMan, you can't go! If he destroys you, what will my life be like? I haven't had anything happen that didn't center around you since school started!
Zero: MegaMan, if you're looking for sympathy about potential death, you've come to the wrong person. I've died three times this week.
Zero trips and falls to the floor, exploding.
MegaMan: I have to face my fate. Unless I fake sick...
Cut to MegaMan in the school nurse's office:
SkullMan: I can't believe the best fake disease name you could come up with was robo-pox.
Cut to the hallway after school. MegaMan is walking towards the school dumpsters.
MegaMan: This is it. I'm really going to be destroyed. And I just ran out the cleaner that came with my GameStop repair kit...
He arrives at the dumpsters. SunStar is waiting.
SunStar: I'm going to beat you up worse then when you fought ProtoMan! Then I'll take your battle chips!
MegaMan: Why is KI cramming in so many past episode references?
KI: To keep things original!
SunStar: Ready to be destroyed?
MegaMan: I have to stall him. That will make a noticeable difference! Hey SunStar... um... did you notice that big thing of text above us? Does that relate to this episode?
SunStar: You're breaking the fourth wall!
MegaMan: But KI's a regular character on... never mind. Okay, I'm ready to fight.
SunStar: I'll hit you so hard you'll get amnesia! Although a tap on the head can do it on this show...
SunStar punches MegaMan in the head.
MegaMan: I can't remember anything! Hey, you, did you hit me?
SunStar: Yes.
MegaMan: Stop, can't you see I have a built in cannon?
SunStar: But I'm a bully.
MegaMan: What difference does that make?
SunStar: Oh no! He forgot the rules of this parod/
MegaMan blows up SunStar, and a piece of him hits MegaMan in the head bringing back his memory.
MegaMan: The nightmare is over! Never again will I be in danger!
And so MegaMan crosses the 5 mile spike pit to get home. Stay tuned to the next MegaMan Jr. High!