MegaMan awoke to go to school for the first time in a month (it took that long to repair the slight altitude increase Captain Planet caused). He went to his first class.
ElecMan: Okay class, hand in yesterday's assignment...
Roll: I know there's no continuity, but isn't contradicting something said a few sentences ago going a little too far?
Bass comes in late.
ElecMan: You're tardy! If you are late to this class three times a day for the rest of the school year I'll have to give you a day of detention! (he spots MegaMan looking at the clock) MegaMan, two weeks detention!
Bass: They're having American Idol auditions for some reason in this insignificant place! Finally, I'll be in direct competition with MegaMan.
MegaMan: I'm not auditioning.
KI: Yes you are, I'm tired of building your competing up.
MegaMan: Fine...
ElecMan: We are in the middle of class you know!
Sigma comes in.
Sigma: They're holding auditions for my favorite show since The Cosby Mysteries was canceled! Everyone, leave school and audition!
ElecMan: sigh
So the class/school (same thing) goes to audition.
KI: People, I have some bad news. Simon from American Idol declined to guest star.
Bass: I bet you were just to lazy to look up how to spell his last name.
KI: Regardless, this audition will be judged by Bill Cosby.
Roll: What qualifications does he have?
KI: The way he talks fills up lots of space.
Bill Cosby: Okay! It's time for the auditioning, and the idoling, and the singing, and the pudding/
KI: I will not have this show turned into an advertisement! (SNES IS THE BEST SYSTEM EVER!)
Bill Cosby: Anyway, it's time to audition! Line up, characters from MegaMan Jr. High first!
Parappa: That's so unfair.
Bass: It's time MegaMan! I'm finally going to beat you at something!
MegaMan: Even if you do win this it won't make up for that time I beat you on Super Market Sweeps.
Act break.
Act 2:
Roll is first to audition.
Roll: If/
Bill Cosby: You're not important to the plot, NEXT!
It's MegaMan's turn.
MegaMan: The fighting robot, MegaMan! The fighting robot, MegaMan! Fighting... to save... THE WORLD!
KI: I don't like him singing a song from a show that was so unfaithful to the MegaMan games (every hypocrisy detector in a 2000 mile radius blows up).
Bill Cosby: But you told me to pick MegaMan!
KI: I was just commentating. Now hurry up, if this pre-empts the Simpsons you will all pay dearly.
Sigma: If you wanna be my/
Bill Cosby: Terrible! Next!
Sigma: I hate this show now!
Bill Cosby: This isn't good, he was our only viewer in this state...
Bass: It's my turn now! Ahem,
When I first arrived you were all such jerks, but now I've come to love your quirks! Maggie with her eyes so/
KI: I'm not typing the whole song!
Bill Cosby: Regardless, our two contestants from this town are MegaMan and Bass! (TM 1998, 2003)
Parappa: There were 50 people waiting in line!
Bill Cosby: Well you see, with the waiting and the time constraints and the hipping and the hopping...
Bill Cosby goes on for hours. The next week MegaMan and Bass go to Fox World Headquarters (a vacant lot across the street from MegaMan) for the special ultra compact American Idol.
Bass: Feeling nervous MegaMan? Over 20 people are going to see this on TV!
MegaMan: I'm not nervous. I just dowloaded some MP3s onto/
KI: Are you trying to get this modded?
Bass: You can't cheat! I'm the villian! Only I can cheat! (whiny) KI, he's breaking the rules!
KI: I have to do everything. MegaMan, you will have to sing normally. Bass, you can cheat.
MegaMan: Why are you doing this?
KI: To keep things fair. You don't see me breaking the rules of a coherent show.
Sigma is in the audience (and the only one in it).
Sigma: I'm so excited, I love American Idol!
MegaMan: I'm doomed! Sigma and the immediate families of the producers of the show will see me sing horribly!
Act break.
Act 3:
MegaMan: What can I do? I need help!
Someone walks up to him.
Dr. Crossack: You're in a contest you're not prepared for? You'll look stupid on national TV? Well, I have good news.
MegaMan: I can save a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico?
Crossack: No, I can help you sing. Take this magic energy tank.
MegaMan: Isn't that cheating?
Crossack: No, it says so right here in the rules.
MegaMan: I don't see it (the rules are a bunch of scribbles)
Crossack: Just take them!
So MegaMan goes inside for the show.
Bill Cosby: Ladies and gentelman, err, Sigma! Welcome to the ultra compact one fifth of a half hour show American Idol! Our contestants will audition, and one will become the new American Idol and join me in a pudding (he sees KI glaring) I mean SNES commercial. Now, let's see the contestants audition!
A sample of the contestants:
Zoidberg: When I was two there was a tidal wave in...
Bubsy: I'd like to sing the Kidz Bop version of...
Parappa: I should be in this contest and you know it!
Finally after the other contestants were on for a combined total of 10 seconds it's Bass' turn.
Bass: (lip synchs One Winged Angel)
Bill Cosby: Now our last contestant, MegaMan!
MegaMan: The fighting robot... I forgot the words! And I'm not singing well! And I'm facing the wrong way! DR. Crossack, the magical energy tank isn't working.
Crossack: It was never magical, it just gave you self confidence.
MegaMan: YOU JERK! How was that supposed to make me win!
Bill Cosby: The votes, um, vote is in. The next American Idol is...
Bass: This is it!
MegaMan: I'm doomed!
Sigma: I can't wait to here who I voted for!
Bill Cosby: To repeat for no reason, the next American Idol (everyone leans forward in anticipation) is... DynamoMan's Award Envelope Company(DAEC)!
MegaMan: WHAT?
Bass: That's not the winner you idiot!
Bill Cosby: Yes it is. It's printed on this award envelope from a company called Bass. Bass' label may be bigger and in the center, but DAEC wins!
Bass: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sigma: I'm sorry, but I simply felt DAEC deserved my vote.
MegaMan: I guess everything turned out okay. There's no shame in losing to an envelope company.
Bass: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH! I'm never letting American Idol use my envelopes again!
And so another cop out wraps up the episode. Stay tuned for the next MegaMan Jr. High!