MegaMan was at home watching the new SNES commercial with Bill Cosby and DynamoMan's Award Envelope Company. Light walks in.
Light: MegaMan, you're late for school!
MegaMan: No I'm not, school doesn't start for another hour.
Light: You know very well Wily never adjusts his clock for daylight savings time, go, right now!
MegaMan leaves for school. After waiting outside for an hour (Light didn't turn back his clock either) school starts. Wily is in their class.
Wily: I'm afraid I have some bad news. Due to horrible scheduling on my part every teacher in this school needs their oil changed on the same day. I was originally going to get several subs, but I realized we only have 5 students. So there will only be one substitute today, the assistant super intendent. Please welcome Vile.
MegaMan: He sounds nice.
Vile walks in.
Vile: Hello class. MEGAMAN, I WILL DESTROY YOU!
MegaMan: Oh no, the substitute is evil!
Vile: Actually, that was in the lesson plan. But I still hate you.
MegaMan: What did I do to you?
Vile: Oh, you'll find out soon enough... Anyway, today we're taking a field trip.
Roll: Don't we need permission slips for that?
Vile: Oh yes, permission slips. Would you like a real fire exit and a teacher who isn't trying to destroy one of the students while you're at it? Anyway, we're going to the most dangerous place in town.
MegaMan: That Safeway that got sued for false advertising?
Vile: No, the haunted weapons factory. Come on, let's get moving!
The class follows him to the haunted weapon factory.
Vile: Okay class, I want you to wonder around aimlessly.
The field trip goes perfectly, no one is hurt.
Vile: Arrgghh! Okay, let's go back to school...
They're back in class.
Vile: Okay, now I I'm collecting homework. Please place it in the basket at the end of that river of lava with floating platforms above it.
Once again, no one is hurt.
Vile: D'oh. Okay, forget set ups. MegaMan, I'm fighting you.
(insert joke to end act)
Act break.
Act 2:
MegaMan: I can defeat you.
Vile: Not with my powerful battle mech, Goliath!
Zero: WHY WOULD YOU NAME IT GOLIATH? Goliath is famous for losing a battle in one hit from someone much weaker than him, WHY DO YOU WANT TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THAT?
Vile: Zero, detention for unmarked spoilers! Anyway, it's time to die MegaMan!
The battle begins.
MegaMan: My attacks are useless!
Roll: How do you know that?
MegaMan: No life meter appeared in the corner of the screen.
Vile: It's true! I will be the one to defeat MegaMan! (he traps MegaMan in an energy field) Ahem, now for my hour long speech. I would like to thank my optometrist...
(while Vile is talking)
MegaMan: I need help!
Zero: I'll sacrifice my life to destroy him!
MegaMan: I couldn't ask you to do that.
Zero: You asked me to sacrifice my life to open a pickle jar yesterday!
MegaMan: Oh right, that was a great pickle...
MegaMan goes on about pickles through the rest of Vile's speech. Finally Vile is about to destroy him.
MegaMan: Zero, save me!
Zero leaps onto Vile and explodes, destroying Vile's armor. Zero fades away then instantly reapears.
Zero: Every tenth death I get an instant revivial.
Vile: NOOOOOO! My plan! What did I do wrong? I know, my speech wasn't long enough...
MegaMan: Why are you doing this? What did I ever do to you?
Vile: Don't you recognize me?
MegaMan looks closely.
MegaMan: Hermes?
Vile: No! I've hidden my identity with this helmet! When I remove it you'll understand everything.
Zero: I very much doubt that.
Vile: Regardless...
He removes his helmet. Vile is...
Dramatic Act Break.
Act 3:
A FLY! Oh, sorry, got distracted.
Vile removes his helmet. He is...
DrumrollMan: (is on coffee break)
BUBSY!
Bubsy: I will get revenge on you for what you did to MegaMan!
MegaMan: I didn't do anything to you! Two of the times we met were dreams, and the other time was just you messing up on American Idol!
Bubsy: Regardless, I am upset at you for always winning! I could never beat you, even with my ciredible power to glide, which is why I changed my body with my own hands!
(What I'm Made Of starts playing)
MegaMan: This feels really familiar...
Bubsy: I'm a Sonic ripoff to the end. Anyway, it's time to destroy you! That will somehow make me famous! Or atleast give me a place to advertise my new N-Gage game.
MegaMan: Fine. I'll defeat you!
Bubsy: Not so fast! I may be a ripoff, but I can rip things off well! I took the chaos emeralds, star pieces, triforce, metal gear prototype, metroid power suit, and ET's Reeses Pieces to achieve my ultimate form! I can take two hits now instead of one!
MegaMan shoots Bubsy twice.
Bubsy: I've been defeated! Or have I...
Bubsy is transforming. He turns into a giant magical robot thingy.
Bubsy: No one can defeat me in my form as a giant magical robot thingy!
He has destroyed the roof of the classroom. Wily walks in.
Wily: Stop making such a racket! A good teacher can destroy the classroom without making so much noise!
He leaves.
Bubsy: Now MegaMan, I will finally destroy you!
MegaMan blasts him but it's no use.
MegaMan: I'm doomed! I'm going to die!
Zero: No you're not, we all know it, something will come along and save you.
Bubsy: Nothing can save you now! I'm invinceable!
It starts to rain. A single drop hits Bubsy.
Bubsy: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Water! My weakness! NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!
His robot suit blows up. He shrinks down into normal Bubsy.
Bubsy: I may have lost this time, but Bubsy doesn't give up! I'll be back! I can win! I'm cool! Really, I am! I'm a cat with an attitude, how can anyone not like me? I'll defeat you! I will winnnnnnnnnnnn... I won't give up! I'll keep trying forev/
KI: I'm sick of you!
KI does a 22 hit ultra combo on Bubsy knocking him thousand of miles away. He lands on the mark of a coherent show.
Wily: MegaMan, two weeks detention for having an M in your name!
And so Bubsy is once again defeated. Stay tuned for the next MegaMan Jr. High, where MegaMan might fight an actual MegaMan villian.
This is going to be a crushing dissapointment, but there isn't actually a Bubsy N-Gage game.