The Curse
MegaMan wakes up and goes to school. The day goes normally and MegaMan comes home.
Light: MegaMan, you're grounded for going to school and shirking your mail opening duties!
So MegaMan opens the mail.
MegaMan: Let's see what this letter says: "This show is terrible! I may not have read any of it, but my argument is coherent and has a point! I'm not a troll, I had Subway for lunch!- MegaMan Jr. High Trollman". That was pointless (looks at his dozens of Emmys). Could someone with a bad show steal that many awards? Well, let's see what the next letter says:
Dear MegaMan:
Please buy a new N-Gage game, please please please! They turned off the electricity in our office, we need you money!
Sincerely, Some guy at Nokia
MegaMan: These are pretty useless letters. Ooh, this one looks friendly! (he opens an envelope with a skull on it)
Dear Main Character on a Cliched Show,
This is a chain letter. If you do not send 30 of these to 40 different people you will be cursed, as if you bought 100 N-Gages. Have a nice day!
Sincerely, Lier X. Aggerate
MegaMan: What should I do? I don't want to be cursed, but there aren't 40 characters on this show! I just won't send any letters, cursing people through letter's was made illegal here last November.
So MegaMan goes on as always. He is mugged three times (in his own house), gets a paper cut (from a sponge), and 17 missiles are shot at him during school.
MegaMan: I knew that chain letter was fake! I haven't had such a nice day in episodes!
Voice: LOL!
MegaMan: What was that? Oh well, it was probably a harmless stalker.
Voice: LOL!
MegaMan: This getting a little weird... (a lamp shade falls on his head)
Voice: LOL!
MegaMan: OH NO! I've been cursed with a... a... LAUGHTRACK!
Laughtrack: LOL!
Act/
Laughtrack: LOL!
Break.
Act 2:
MegaMan: A laughtrack! That's the worst thing that can happen to a show, next to being on Fox or taking constant cheap shots at a network!
Laughtrack: LOL!
MegaMan: Maybe I can just avoid setting off the laughtrack...
Paint dries.
Laughtrack: LOL!
MegaMan: It's hopeless, everything sets laughtracks off!
KI barges in.
Laughtrack: (obviously fake standing ovation)
KI: WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? Bringing a laughtrack onto my show, it's cliched and annoying and used by most corny shows to cover up lack of actual content... well anyway, I still want that thing out of here!
MegaMan: I can't get rid of it!
KI: You didn't even try!
MegaMan: Why don't you just get rid of it, it's your show!
KI: Laughtracks are pure evil, I can't just get rid of it! You have to get the curse lifted. I'll try to hold it, you hurry and get rid of it! I have to use an ancient, complex form of magic to temporarily seal it.
Laughtrack: LO/
KI hits the delete button to erase the laughtrack.
KI: Now hurry! I can't hit the delete button without being destroyed much longer. Or atleast without getting bored...
So MegaMan goes out to put a stop to the horrible curse.
MegaMan: I guess I should start with Lier X. Aggerate...
MegaMan goes to his house.
Lier: I can help you, but first I will need 8 sacred artifacts located in 8 dangerous places in the world. And a map of downtown.
MegaMan spends 6 weeks getting the artifacts and 7 weeks finding a map of downtown.
KI: What is taking him so long?
MegaMan returns to Lier.
Lier: Good job. (he sells the artifacts on eBay and circles an adress on the map). I circled the house of the person who sent me the chain letter.
MegaMan: Why did you need the artifacts?
Lier: Look at my name.
So MegaMan goes to the house Lier circled. It's a large house with a circle made of black ink around it.
Resident: Yes, I know of the chain letter. For some reason I only sent 39 copies, and I was cursed. I used to be a product designer at Nokia. Now I'm a broken, homeless man.
MegaMan: But I'm at your house, which is practically a mansion.
Resident: Yes, yes, and the letter mentioned N-Gage before it made me create it. Plot holes aside, there's only one way to remove the curse.
MegaMan: Buying a GameBoy Advance?
Resident: No, going to the most cursed place in the world.
MegaMan: Fox headquarters?
Resident: Stop interrupting! The place is a landfill. Buried in it is something terrible, something that will be a huge shock when you see what it is.
MegaMan: Is it that landfill with all the ET cartridges?
Resident:... Yes, now go away!
Act Break.
Act 3:
MegaMan sets off to the ET landfill. He waits several hours for the bus, only to remember he has Rush to fly on and that the landfill is in the ever changing area across the street from his house. He goes there.
MegaMan: Okay, here I am at the landfill. I have to find out how to destroy the cursed laughtrack and why I'm saying all this outloud.
A monster rises from the ground.
Monster: Are you looking for how to dispel a laughtrack curse? I have good news.
MegaMan: This better not be an overused Geico joke.
Monster: I would never overuse a commercial reference, I didn't have Subway for lunch. Anyway, you must enter the temple ET was sealed in.
MegaMan: They built a temple to seal the cartridges?
Mosnter: Cartridges? Um, I mean, yes, ET cartridges. Now come inside, the more I talk the more unimaginative KI will look for not naming me.
MegaMan enters the temple. The walls are made of gold, elaborate statues are everywhere, and the walls are lined with jewels.
A window with Zero's face pops up.
Zero bubble: Today's Zero question, why did they spend so much on a landfill?
MegaMan continues on in the temple. He comes to the center room. Millions of crushed ET cartridges make up the floor.
The monster appears.
Monster: Funny thing is, the game actually plays better after being crushed. Anyway, to learn the way to destroy the laughtrack you must pass this math test. Without a calculator. (he turns towards the screen) So remember kids, there are times in real life when you'll desperately need to solve math without a calculator. Stay in school!
MegaMan fills out the test.
Monster: I don't actually know any math, so I hope that was answered correctly. Anyway, there is a simple way to destroy the laughtrack. Overload it. Do so many funny things it explodes.
MegaMan: Okay! Thank you Mr. Un-named Monster!
Un-named: It would have actually been more creative to just not name me.
MegaMan goes back to the house.
KI: You took months! Three weeks live mall appearances!
MegaMan: But I know how to defeat the laughtrack! Ahem,
he reads the script of every Simpsons, Futurama and Family Guy episode.
Laughtrack: (is silent)
MegaMan: WHAT? How could it not explode from that?
KI: it's a laughtrack, it doesn't understand comedy! Just do something stupid!
MegaMan tries to hide under a lampshade.
Laughtrack: LMAO!
MegaMan makes a horrible, corby, predictable political reference.
Laughtrack: ROTFLMAO!
MegaMan reads the scripts from all the episodes of MegaMan Jr. High.
Laughtrack: OMGLOLLMAOROTFLMAOLOLAOMOLTA!1111eleven...!11
The laughtrack makes an exploding noise.
KI: The curse is lifted!
MegaMan: I just realized I haven't been to school or talked to any characters on this show for months...
And so the evil laughtrack is vanished. Oh, and KnightMan is destroyed at some point (I keep my promises from the last episode ender). Stay tuned for the next MegaMan Jr. High!