It was school inspection week in RockMan City, and Wily had wisely closed the school for the week. So the students and inspectors (the city has only one school) got a week off. MegaMan was on his first day of vacation.
Light: MegaMan, ProtoMan, Rush, famous people's brains I stole and preserved, I'm leaving for the week.
Walt Disney's Brain: We'll miss you.
Light: I'm leaving for a ceremony to honor my inventions held by my clients who were injured by my dangerous, untested inventions at the supreme court. They're giving me my very own law suit! Anyway, I'll be gone so I hired a sitter to look after you. I got a great deal, instead of money all I had to do was sign a disclaimer removing liability if MegaMan doesn't survive the week!
ProtoMan: We don't need a sitter, I'm 18 years old!
Light: That's only because I made you out of used parts. I want you all to obey the sitter, I think you know him.
The doorbell rings.
MegaMan: Oh no, our sitter must be Dr. Wil/
The door opens to reveal KI.
KI: Sorry, I can't make it. My toaster became sentient and attacked me so I have to go to the supreme court to participate in a class action lawsuit.
Light: Oh no, how will I ever find a sitter on such short notice! (he goes out to check the mail) Sitters on demand, get one anytime right away! That's it! This mail is Wily's, I'll ask him to watch my kids/dog/zombie brains!
He goes to Wily's house.
Light: Wily, I hate to ask on sch short notice, but will you watch my family while I'm gone? I'll give you a disclaimer removing all responsibility from you if something happens to MegaMan.
Wily: I have to participate in a lawsuit, but I can't pass that up. I'll do it!
KI: Then it's settled!
Light: Why are you still here?
KI: We're carpooling, remember?
Act break.
Act 2:
Light leaves and Wily comes into the house.
Wily: Let's lay down some rules. No talking! No loud breathing! No contact with the outside!
MegaMan: What is he says no Captain Crunch?
Wily: No Captain Crunch! Other cereal is fine.
MegaMan: NNNNNNNOOOOOOOO!
Wily: NO BOLDING OR CAPS OR POINTING OUT MY HYPOCRISY! Now, I have some very important evil robots to build, so everyone go to bed!
ProtoMan: It's 3:00 AM!... oh.
They go to bed.
ProtoMan: MegaMan, we have to do something about this!
MegaMan: Aren't you on Wily's side?
ProtoMan: The characters on this show aren't consistent.
Zero comes out of nowhere.
Zero: Everything the other characters do makes perfect sense!
He dissapears.
ProtoMan: So we have to stop him!
MegaMan: How?
ProtoMan: We'll have to confront him.
So the next morning they do.
MegaMan: I want to be able to breathe and not be attacked or atleast get back the Captain Crunch!
Wily: Fine, I'll let you have the Captain Crunch.
MegaMan: Woohoo!
So the days pass normally. But the day before Light is scheduled to come back...
MegaMan: We're out of Captain Crunch!
So they go to the store and buy some. But that same day...
Wily: MegaMan, it's time for me to destroy you! I've been working all week on a robot to defeat you, good thing Light didn't lock up his supply of weapons and plutonium.
MegaMan: OH NO! I got SafeWay's Commander Crisp by mistake!
Act break.
Act 3:
After another trip to the store MegaMan faces Wily.
Wily: I built a true masterpiece this time! You'll never defeat this robot master! Introducing... SPRINGMAN!
MegaMan: (is having difficulty talking due to laughter) Spring... Man? THAT'S your super robot you've been working on all week?
Wily: It's not my fault Light was out of all the good power parts! I had to settle for the box of Springy the Springfield Springs Light bought last Olympics.
SpringMan: Don't underestimate me! I can BOUNCE!
MegaMan:...
SpringMan: Too scared to talk I presume. I'll put you out of your misery!
SpringMan shoots some springs at MegaMan. They hit him, but do little actual damage.
MegaMan: This is pathetic.
SpringMan: My attack?
MegaMan: The fact that you ARE the most menacing enemy I've faced recently. Regardless...
MegaMan shoots SpringMan. He falls down stairs and gets tangled.
Wily: Well, he's finished. Untangling him is a scientific impossibility. I guess I've lost again... NOW!
A robot jumps out of the shadows and attacks MegaMan.
ShadowMan: Fool! SpringMan was just a diversion and Slinky ad! I'm the real ultimate robot, and I'll destroy you!
MegaMan: No one on this show could possibly think of something that thought out.
Wily: The guy representing Slinky thought of it.
ShadowMan: You're doomed MegaMan!
MegaMan: He must have a weakness!
ShadowMan: You'll never guess it! Do you have a last request?
MegaMan: Can I have a MegaMan 3 strategy guide?
ShadowMan: Sure.
MegaMan looks in the guide.
MegaMan: Your weakness is TopMan's weapon!
Wily: It doesn't matter, TopMan is busy at a breakdancing competition! ShadowMan, destroy him!... ShadowMan?
ShadowMan: I'm leaving, I can't bear having people know I'm weak against such a stupid power. Goodbye forever!
Wily: NOOOOOO! I didn't get insurance on you yet!
MegaMan: Looks like I won again.
Wily: Three weeks grounding and detention! Atleast I got something out of this job, being able to give you both.
And so Light returns with his expensive new law suit (he has to come back in a week for the class action) and things return to normal. Stay tuned for the next MegaMan Jr. High!