MegaMan awoke to find that his detention had ended (Wily doesn't know much about science and thinks night is the sun burning out). He goes to school. Wily is infront of the school.
Wily: School, it is time for our "KI wants to write a vacation episode" break. No school for the next week.
So MegaMan goes back home.
Light: MegaMan, hurry and get packed! We're going on another vacation with every main character!
MegaMan: Is this going to turn out to be a dream again?
Light: It better not, I worked on the invention that will let us take our vacation until the sun burned out! It's a time machine.
MegaMan: Why do we need a time machine to go on vacation?
Light: That's a suprise.
MegaMan: Are we traveling to the past?
Light: I was just going to sell it to fund our trip, but that's a much better idea!
Cut to every main character assembled around the time machine.
Light: Okay people, for this vacation we're traveling back in time to the most magical place imagineable.
Roll: When the dinosaurs lived?
Bass: When the dinosaurs died?
Zero: The 16-bit era?
Light: No. We're going to (b) Sovi... stupid bold enablers, I can never remember them. Ahem, we're going to Soviet Russia! Everyone in the time machine.
They all cram into the closet sized time machine.
Light: Okay time machine, take us to the 80s!
They emerge in a futuristic city.
Light: Stupid Y2K. The 1980s!
They emerge in a parachute pants factory.
Light: We're here!
MegaMan: This looks like out street.
Light: It's a time machine, not a teleporter! Although I probably should have brought the teleporter back with us. Anyway, to the airport!
After a long flight they arrive in Soviet Russia.
Light: We're here!
In Soviet Russia, act breaks you!
Act 2:
The group goes to the Museum of "In Russia" Jokes. They see some on display:
In Russia, N-Gage hates you!
In Russia, MegaMan writes fan fiction about KI!
In Russia, Good shows cancel Fox!
In Russia, space fills useless jokes!
MegaMan: This is boring. These jokes are overused, KI shouldn't depend so much on cliched jokes.
KI: It's okay, I had Subway for lunch!
So the group goes to another place. They run into Sigma.
Sigma: What a coincindence! We're taking a vacation in the same place again!
Zero: WE TRAVELED BACK IN TIME!
Sigma: Everyone's traveling back in time on vacation.
Light: But I spent a whole day building a time machine!
Sigma: You can buy them for $19.99 at K-Mart.
Light: I knew I should have checked that flyer.
So they continue seeing the sights of Soviet Russia.
Wily: I'm bored! I already learned history from war video games, it's only a matter of time before a single soldier overthrows this country.
Light: Yes, this isn't as exciting as everyone makes it seem. Where are the pyramids?
Zero: The pyramids aren't in Russia! Did you learn history from a game to?
Light: No, a public school text book.
Sigma: There has to be something interesting to do here. I've got it!
Cut to a message board.
Welcome to KI Simpson Jr. High!
Act break.
Act 3:
MegaMan: This will be great! A fanfiction where KI is in Jr. High! Let's start:
KI woke up. It was time for the first day of school.
KI: You can't write MegaMan, you'll never make this funny!
KI went down to breakfast and ate batteries.
KI: You can't just substitute my name for yours! I'm not a robot, I'm a username!
KI ate his karma and went to school. He ran into his best friend Roll.
KI: You're just being lazy now!
KI ran into his best friend Zero.
KI: That's better.
KI went into class. Something happened.
Act break. A message from Bass appears in the topic.
Bass: This topic is horrible! I hate it! I didn't read it, but I'm not being unreasonable! Everyone hates it!
Roll: Great job, keep going!
Zero: This is the best thing I ever read!
Bass: Don't listen to them, only I matter!
Ceil: This is great!
Sigma: This is better than American Idol!
Bass: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!
Act 2:
KI got upgraded to KI Simpson X. Series over.
KI: I told you you couldn't write a good fanfiction!
Cut back to the room.
MegaMan: Okay, we've had a nice 7 minute vacation, let's go back home.
And so they do. Stay tuned for the next episode of KI Simpson, err, MegaMan Jr. High!
