IceMan is on the set, facing the screen (no major characters would come in early to do this).
IceMan: I have a message for the viewers of MegaMan Jr. High. Tonight we are showing a very special episode. It contains an important that all viewers should hear. But be warned, this episode is much more thought provoking then most of the episodes, putting it at about the level of a first grade spelling test. So make sure when you read this episode that you have someone to talk with about the issues it raises, preferrably someone who sells SNES games.
The episode starts. MegaMan wakes up.
MegaMan: What a beautiful day, I hope I can enjoy the simple pleasures without being weighed down by a forced message.
MegaMan goes down to breakfast.
Light: MegaMan, there's a very serious issue I need to talk to you about. It's something that effects gamers everywhere.
MegaMan: Do we have to talk about it now?
Light: Yes, this isn't something that can wait like installing that chip that prevents you from harming humans! You see, something is happening soon.
MegaMan: What is it?
Light: I can't tell you until we've filled up the first act.
So MegaMan goes outside to play with his friends.
Bass: Did you hear?
Roll: Yes, I can't believe it.
Zero: How could this happen, you hear about this all the time but you never think they'll base an episode around it.
MegaMan: What happened?
Roll: There's no time to tell you, we have to sit in shocked silence for a few hours.
So MegaMan keeps walking.
MegaMan: What could have happened?
MegaMan runs into Wily.
Wily: MegaMan, three weeks detention for running into me! Oh, even giving you detention for no reason can't cheer me up now.
MegaMan: Why, what happened?
Wily: I did the math and found out I gave you enough detention to last until you're canceled, giving detention doesn't mean anything now! But that's not what's really bothering me.
MegaMan: What is bothering you?
Wily: I can't break it to you.
MegaMan: I have to ask Dad what's going on!
Wily: Wait, I changed my mind, I'll tell you!
But MegaMan has already started home.
MegaMan: Dad, what's going on?
Light: This isn't easy for me to say, but I have to tell you, it's the only way the plot will progress. You see, Gamestop has... stopped selling SNES games.
Entire universe: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Act break.
Act 2:
MegaMan: This can't be happening! We have to do something!
Cut to all the regular characters assembled around their local GameStop.
Manager: Looks like cutting N-Gage's price to $2.99 payed off.
MegaMan: We're not here for that! We want to know why you're going to stop selling SNES games!
Manager: What makes you think I'm behind a nation wide decision?
Sigma: You sold me the chain once, remember?
Manager: Regardless, I'm not in control of things like this.
MegaMan: Then who is?
Manager: The president of all GameStops. He lives next door.
MegaMan: The evilness! We must stop him.
Zero: Don't be so agressive, I'm sure it was simply a business decision and that if we show him people still want to buy SNES games he'll reconsider.
Cut to a castle perched ontop a mountain (next door).
President: I, SNESkiller J. SNEShater, the most EVIL game store owner in the world, will soon enact my evil plan to destroy SNES!
The main characters heard him.
Zero: So much for subtelty or showing both sides.
MegaMan: We have to stop him!
Roll: But how?
MegaMan: We'll find a way. TO THE LIBRARY OF CLICHES AND STUPID IDEAS!
Cut to KI's writing room.
MegaMan: We need to find a way to stop SNEShater!
Roll: How about sneaking into his house and switching his papers so they say to keep selling SNES games and hoping he doesn't notice or think of issueing the order again?
MegaMan: To likely to work.
Ceil: What about singing a song about SNES to convince him?
MegaMan: Not corny enough.
Bass: What about excepting it and buying SNES games online?
MegaMan: To unrealistic. I know! We'll find five magic rings that represent the elements of SNES and call Captain SNES!
Roll: That's perfect. But where can we find magic rings?
After a trip to a gumball machine they're assembled outside SNEShater's house.
MegaMan: Let the battle begin!
Act 3:
MegaMan: it's time to save SNES!
MegaMan rings the doorbell.
SNEShater: Who is it?
MegaMan: People with super powers here to save SNES
SNEShater: Not again! Why did I tell all those news reporters and SNES players my secret plan? Oh well, come in.
They enter.
MegaMan: Start selling SNES games again!
SNEShater: No! I have a completely evil and baseless hatred of it.
MegaMan: Then we'll have to stop you! Let's call gamings greatest champion, Captain SNES! (he raises his glow in the dark Bratz ring) Platformer!
Zero: Fighting!
Roll: RPG!
Ceil: Shooter!
Bass: Puzzle!
ProtoMan: Vigor! (everyone stares at him) I never get included... (he walks away grumbling)
AnnouncerMan: When the genres combine they summon gaming greatest hero, Captain SNES!
Captain SNES: I am your powers combined, CAPTAIN SNES!
AnnouncerMan: Why even have me here if everything I say is repeated?
MegaMan: You're just KI!
KI: But I'm not wearing contacts, you shouldn't be able to identify me!
MegaMan: That doesn't mask you! And your costume says KI on it!
KI: I'm not buying a new one just for this episode! Do you want me to defeat SNEShater or not?
SNEShater: You can't defeat me! I'm not in very good shape, and I don't have any powers, but still I'm too powerful to lose!
KI: You haven't seen my powers! PLATFORMER!
KI throws a Super Mario World cartidge at SNEShater.
KI: RPG!
KI throws a Chrono Trigger cartridge at SNEShater.
KI: FIGHTING!
KI throws himself at SNEShater.
SNEShater: Is that your only power?
KI: Yes. This was all a scam, all the rings do is give me SNES games. The games... ARE MINE!
KI runs away.
MegaMan: I spent $1.25 on those rings!
SNEShater: Now you'll never defeat me!
MegaMan remembers he already is a super hero and blasts SNEShater.
SNEShater: OW! Fine, I'll keep selling SNES games.
MegaMan: Not willing to listen to reason? TAKE THIS!
MegaMan blasts SNEShater again.
SNEShater: What are you doing, I said I'd/
MegaMan: Still not giving in?
MegaMan blasts him again.
SNEShater: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
MegaMan: I don't know. Usually this would lead somewhere...
During the distraction KI took more SNES games. The scene fades.
SNESETEERS ALERT!
MegaMan: You people watching at home can do things to stop SNES from being phased out to.
Zero: Like turning off lights when you're not using them.
Bass: And recycling your newspapers.
KI: We all have to work together to save the SNESes. Did you know every day an average of three stores stop selling SNES games, and I make up a statistic? The power... IS YOURS!
And so the very special episode passes. Stay tuned for the next non-console partisan, unpreachy, and hypocritical MegaMan Jr. High!