"Eames, I just slit my throat with my razor, I think you ought to come out and look at it." Says Bobby over the sound of the shower.
"Ha ha, nice try, Bobby." Alex says.
"I'm serious, I'm bleeding all over the sink and I'm starting to feel light headed." Bobby kept his voice serious.
"I am not falling for that, Bobby." Replies Alex.
"Okay, whatever. I'm passing out right now. You'll find my lifeless body on the floor when you get out of that nice warm shower." Bobby tells her.
Alex rolls her eyes from inside the shower. She hears the sound of something crashing into the items on the sink and then a loud thump. "Bobby? Bobby, answer me!" Alex pauses a moment to listen. Seconds tick by and she starts to become concerned. She shuts the shower off and pulling back the corner of the curtain she reaches for the towel she put just outside. Grasping for the towel she feels around for it and finally she sticks her head out to find the towel is gone. "If you aren't already dead, you're going to wish you were, Goren!" She cautiously sticks her foot out and wrapping the shower curtain around herself she walks a couple of feet over to where some towels are hanging. She quickly grabs one and wraps it around herself and then hurries over to the sink where Bobby is lying on his side facing away from her. She quickly leans down and rolls him over. "Bobby, are you all right?" When he doesn't answer, she leans over and puts her ear to his nose and panic sets in when she doesn't feel any breath. Leaning back she prepares to administer CPR when she notices that there is no blood on his throat. Smiling to herself as she can now clearly see he is holding his breath she leans up and grabs a bar of soap on the edge of the sink. She notices his eyelids flicker once as she places it on the floor next to her. "Oh my God, I'm going to have to give him mouth to mouth, he clearly isn't breathing!" A hint of carefully constructed panic enters her voice. Putting her hand under his neck she positions his head correctly and then with her two hands gently opens his mouth. Leaning down over him she gently gives him a couple of breaths and then repeats it once. "I guess I'm going to have to keep doing it. Come on Bobby, you've got to wake up!" She fights back the urge to smile as she raises the panic level in her voice, just as she leans down and picks up the bar of soap.
Just then Bobby's eyes fly open. "It's a mirac...ahhh!" Exclaims Bobby as the bar of soap is shoved into his mouth.
"That's what you get for faking your death in a lame attempt to get a cheap thrill! Imagine stealing my towel to try to get me naked!" Alex shouts, with just the right amount of anger, as Bobby sits up to lean against the sink.
"I was not trying to get you naked, Eames, you already were!" Bobby says, with a grin as he makes a face from the soap taste in his mouth. "By the way you look...eh...good...in a towel."
Alex affectionately shoves his head to the side. "I am going to go finish my shower as I didn't even get to rinse the shampoo out of my hair." She starts to walk toward the shower as Bobby climbs to his feet.
"Well then, you won't need this anymore." With a one quick flick of his wrist Bobby has the towel hanging from his hand.
"Bobby!" Alex yells, as she darts back into the shower. "What has gotten into you!" She, roughly, pulls the shower curtain closed as far as it will go.
Bobby was silent for a moment. "I didn't know you had a tattoo!" He couldn't stop staring at the shower curtain where, just minutes before, her bare back had been exposed. Shaking his head, he turned back to the sink. The image of Scooby-Doo wearing a police uniform, on the small of her back, was etched into his brain. His partner had just managed to surprise him, again.