Disc: Eh, the very first chapter of my very first fanfic in EVER. I'm ecstatic. Ok? Please R&R. Thanks. I don't own Kingdom Hearts.

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The young girl's eyes slowly fluttered open. She sat up in her bed, stretching and yawning. A brief glance around her room found a paopu fruit laying in a sunbeam from her open window. She sighed. "Where is he? He promised he'd come back for me…ohhh…" She felt a sharp pain in her heart…

"YOW! Watch where you're pointing that!" Sora clutched his chest. "You don't have to stick your freaking staff near my heart! Kairi's probably hurt now too!" The duck crossed his arms and stared at Sora.

"Sheesh, it's always 'Kairi this', or 'Kairi that' with you! Why don't we just fly the gummi ship back to your islands so you can be with your precious Kairi! Besides, it was an accident!"

"No it wasn't!"

"Yes it was!"

"Please stop fighting. Your dinner is going to get cold." Sora and Donald both turned around to find a girl with pointy ears, and a pink dress and boots on.

"All right Aerith," said Sora. "We'll come. Hey, by the way, where's…"

Sora's sentence was cut short by a tall dog-like animal with a weird hat on crashing through the dining room doors screaming, "DINNERTIME! DINNERTIME! UH HYUCK."

"Hello Goofy." Said Aerith.

"Sit down, quit the chit-chat, and let's eat! I'm starving!" yelled Yuffie.

"Sheesh, pipe down." Said Donald.

"What'd you say?" Yuffie readied a ninja star.

"I SAID PIPE DOWN!"

"Stop fighting!" Squall/Leon had tears streaming down his face. He then covered it and dashed out of the room in sobs. Yuffie quickly followed.

"What's with him?" Sora asked when they had left. "And Yuffie, too."

"Yeah, Leon would never shed tears in front of anyone." Said Goofy.

"And I've never seen Yuffie raise a hand to anyone but her opponents before." Said Donald.

"Yuffie? And what about you Donald?" said Aerith. "You got pretty hot under the collar yourself."

"He's always like that." Scoffed Sora.

"HEYYYYYY!" yelled Donald. "If you noticed, I didn't draw my staff!"

Aerith nodded. "That's true. But we really should investigate Leon and Yuffie's strange behavior."

"Yeah!" exclaimed Sora.

"Hold on!" Goofy placed his arm in front of Sora, who was about to bound out the door. "Before we start to figure this out, we might need some reincoursements! Uh hyuck!"

Aerith giggled. "Goofy, I think you mean 'reinforcements'."

"Yeah, those! Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo!" Goofy chortled. "We might need 'em 'cause, uh, the 'you know whats' might be behind this…"

Donald rolled his eyes impatiently. "Aw, shucks, why don't you just say that the HEARTLESS might be behind it?" Goofy screamed stupidly and clutched his heart in terror.

"Eh, don't worry!" Sora drew the Keyblade and swung it around. "We did it once and we'll do it again! If the Heartless are behind this…"

Aerith grinned. "That's the spirit!"

"Alrighty then, let's go team! Off to find reinforcements!" Sora screamed.

"Uh, maybe we should start by goin' to see Leon and Yuffie right here in the castle." Said Goofy.

"WHAAAAAT? You were the one who said that we should………"

"Um, Sora," said Donald quietly. He pointed to Goofy and made the motions with his hands of a brain falling out. Sora turned back to Goofy.

"Uh, yeah, that too." Sora followed Donald, Goofy, and Aerith out the dining room door.

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Well, that chapter wasn't so great. I'll try to put more funny and action into it.

--kama-kun