Note: This episode takes place on October 31st.
It was another day in RockMan City. For no particular reason MegaMan and his friends and rivals had gathered to tell scary stories.
MegaMan: I'll go first. I call this story "The Death Photograph". Once there was this video game character. He was going to be on the cover of the box his game came in. But when it arrived, he saw a terrible sight! it showed him as a feeble old man in yellow armor!
Roll: That's not scary! I have a story. It's called "The Death Animation". Once, this girl was going to be on an animated show. But her drawing showed the preteen girl looking atleast 40 years old!
KI: That's not scary. I call this story "The Lack of Ideas". Once this guy was writing a fanfic and couldn't think of any jokes other then making fun of distortions of video game characters!
Bass: You're all stupid! I have a real scary story. it happened on a day, not unlike today.
Cut to the street outside. It's a sunny day and birds are chirping.
Bass: It happened in this very town, in Cliche Manor! (formerly Cliche Burger) For you see, this manor was HAUNTED! Everyone who tried to stay the night ran out screaming!
Zero: Why would people try to stay the night in an abandoned manor?
Bass: They just did! In that house, at night time/
Zero: You said this story happened during the day.
Bass: Shut up! At night time, horrible ghosts came out. They scared everyone away. And those who weren't scared away were killed in the most gruesome way imaginable on a kids show! By never appearing again and having all the other characters pretend they moved away. The ghosts claimed their most recent victim only yesterday. But to this day, some say the ghosts are still their, waiting for anyone who tries to spend the night at Cliche Manor!
Zero: That wasn't scary. You'd have to under the orders of an unimaginative writer to find that scary!
All the kids were terrified by the story. The next day...
Bass: MegaMan, I dare you to spend the night in Cliche Manor!
MegaMan: My dad won't let me stay in an abandoned, falling apart dump all night!
Light: MegaMan, I'm spending the night in GameStop's N-Gage section.
MegaMan: Never mind.
And so MegaMan sets out to spend the night in Cliche Manor. Can he survive? Yes, of course, but watch anyway.
Act break.
Act 2:
MegaMan prepares to spend the night in Cliche Manor. Bass and a group of other characters are planning to scare MegaMan while he's there.
Bass: Okay, who has ideas to scare MegaMan?
MegaMan: You really shouldn't have let me in on this.
Bass: It's not my fault there are so few kids on the show, and no other evil ones!
ProtoMan: sob
Bass: Fine, I won't try to scare you. But I'll go into the mansion also to make sure I know if you get scared! That will be well worth the loss of life or sanity!
MegaMan: Fine. But then I get to have some people come to help me. I choose Zero, Roll, and Ceil.
Bass: Then I'm choosing someone else. ProtoMan? ProtoMan: Yes?
Bass: Go get Rush so I can bring him with me.
ProtoMan: Asterix asterix asterix asterix.
That night the five meddling kids and their dog are at the mansion. MegaMan and his friends kick them out and set up camp inside the mansion.
MegaMan: This isn't so scary.
A raving zombie breaks down the door.
Zombie: PEANUT BUTTER CRUNCH!
MegaMan: Store's two blocks over.
Zombie: Terribly sorry to disturb you. Good day.
The zombie leaves. But a figure can be seen running up the stairs.
MegaMan: Who's that?
He goes to investigate. He comes back terrified.
MegaMan: There's something up their! A guy in a cheap rubber mask!
Roll: AH!
MegaMan: Looks like we've got a mystery to solve. Right Rush?
Rush: Rat's right RegaMan! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! The R sounds are back!
Act break.
Act 3:
MegaMan: We'll split into groups and catch the criminal!
Zero: We're breaking the law just as much as he is.
MegaMan: Regardless, Zero, Bass, Ceil, and Roll will look downstairs. Rush and I will look upstairs. We're evenly divided.
MegaMan and Rush go upstairs. The others are down stairs.
Roll: I'm so scared.
Ceil: Let's watch horror movies!
Roll: Okay!
MegaMan and Rush search upstairs.
MegaMan: Who could be under that mask Rush?
Rush: Raybe a ronster.
MegaMan: Why would a monster buy a mask?
They search upstairs.
MegaMan: There must be a trap door somewhere.
A bookcase moves revealing a hidden passageway.
MegaMan: Ooh, one of those new voice activated ones!
They follow the path. They come upon the monster.
MegaMan: There he is! Let's run and set up an idiotic trap!
Rush: Rust root him!
So MegaMan blasts the monster. The monster is knocked down.
MegaMan: Now to see who you really are! If I know my kid's show cliches you'll be ProtoMan, upset that we didn't include you.
MegaMan peels off the mask.
MegaMan: You're just KI!
ShadeMan: What are you talking about, I'm ShadeMan!
MegaMan: What are you doing here?
ShadeMan: I live here! You jerks just broke into my home!
MegaMan: You'll pay for that!
MegaMan blasts ShadeMan.
ShadeMan: Stop it! I've done nothing wrong!
MegaMan: I'll teach you to break into this house looking for gold!
MegaMan shoots ShadeMan again, knocking him out. He brings him downstairs and calls the police.
Officer: Thanks to you kids and your dog we caught him! We'll teach him to buy a spooky looking house!
ShadeMan: And I would have gotten away with it to if it weren't for this city's corrupt, incompetent police force!
Rush: Rease stop the R sounds by rext episode!
And so the evil ShadeMan is arrested. Stay tuned for the next MegaMan Jr. High!