It was another day at MegaMan Jr. High.
ElecMan: Class, I have an anouncement to make. Next Tuesday is Parent's Night!
Zero: Only a few characters on this show have parents.
ElecMan: Excuses will not be tolerated! Anyone who doesn't come with atleast one parent will have a note sent home to their parents!
Roll: NO!
ElecMan: So go to KI and have him create parents for you. Class dismissed.
MegaMan: It's 9:28 AM!
ElecMan: Sorry for keeping you late.
And so Roll and Ceil go to KI to have him create parents for them.
Ceil: We need parents for this episode.
KI: Fine, I'll create two brand new, completely original characters for you. Ceil, you father is Dr. Right. Roll, You father is Dr. Night.
KI makes two palette swaps of Light appear.
MegaMan: Zero, why didn't you go see KI? You could get in trouble!
Zero: I'm, um, busy. Yeah, that's it...
Zero quickly leaves.
MegaMan: Hmmm... stuttering? Unspecified bussyness? Little dots at the end of his sentence? Zero must be hiding something! Given the circumstance, he must be... in love! But with who...?
Bass overheard MegaMan.
Bass: He's not in love you idiot! He's doing something after school he thinks we'll laugh at him for!
MegaMan: No, he's in love!
Bass: Embarassed!
MegaMan: Love!
Bass: Is too!
MegaMan: I know you are but what am I?
Bass: Chicken!
MegaMan: Communist!
Roll: STOP! I don't think Zero is in love or doing something secretly. I think it has to do with his parents.
MegaMan: Well, then we have to handle it like good, respectful friends. Let's spy on him!
Act break.
Act 2:
MegaMan, Bass, Ceil and Roll are spying on Zero.
MegaMan: So far he hasn't done anything unusual.
Bass: That's because we're spying on him while he's competing in a talent show! Why would he do something secret now?
MegaMan: I just didn't want to pay for tickets to get in.
After the talent show the group follows Zero. He goes to a psychologist.
Zero: I just don't think I fit in on this show! Everyone acts so stupid and predictable, every day feels like I'm just walking through a cycle of cliches and cheaps references.
Psychologist: You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?
Zero: Why did I let KI decide which psychologist I went to?
Bass: Well, we know what he was hiding.
Ceil: No we don't, that would mean Bass was right and the secret was revealed in the middle of an act instead of the act break, KI would never do that, it's practically original!
So they keep following Zero. Zero walks into a grocery store.
Zero: I need some batteries. But not SafeWay Select. A name brand.
Clerk: Which one?
Zero: Fred Meyer Select.
MegaMan: I knew it all along! Zero's secret was that he was buying batteries. Mystery solved, let's go home.
So the characters go home. MegaMan goes into his house.
Light: MegaMan, you're grounded for spying on someone!
MegaMan: How did you know I did that?
Light: I hired a private detective to spy on you.
So MegaMan goes to his room. But he looks out the window and sees something shocking.
MegaMan: OW! Stupid loose electrical wire.
MegaMan keeps looking out the window and sees something suprising.
MegaMan: I can't believe it!
The next day MegaMan assembles the group that was helping him spy on Zero and DrumrollMan.
MegaMan: I found out Zero's secret! Zero is...
DrumrollMan: You invited me here just to pound drums? Some friend you are!
DrumrollMan leaves.
MegaMan: Zero is... Dr. Wily's son!
Group: GASP!
Bass: I knew I forgot to mention something when we started this...
Act break.
Act 3:
MegaMan: Now that we know the secret, what should we do?
Roll: Tell him we don't care who his father is?
Bass: Or we could/
MegaMan: Shut up! Your father's evil, who cares what you think! Roll, you're right, we'll tell him on parent's night.
Ceil: Won't that mean he'll go through agony as it aproaches?
MegaMan: Who cares what you think? You spent most of prom night with someone whose father is evil!
So they don't tell Zero. Right before parent's night:
Zero: I need to think of something! Soon my friend's will find out that Dr. Wily is my father, then they'll abandon me just like when I didn't have a popular pair of shoes!
Wily: Zero, Bass, it's time to go. We can't be late, as principal I need to set a good example for the school. So grab my running scissors and let's hurry across the street without looking both ways!
They arrive at school, and after SkullMan (the school nurse who appeared briefly in Episode 2F12AB17 Alpha) treats Wily's poked eye parent's night begins.
ElecMan: Welcome to parent's night! Before we begin, a skull tank outside has its headlights left on.
All the families check to see if it's theirs.
ElecMan: Now, to begin parents night... what do schools do at parents night anyway?
Light: I don't know.
Right: Beats me.
Wily: I knew I forgot something. Oh well, everyone just talk/fight in giant robots.
The parents engage in a real life game of Custom Robo. The kids are left to talk.
MegaMan: Zero, it's okay, we know it's not your fault Wily's your father, we won't hold it against you.
Eddy: That's right/
MegaMan: Who cares what you think? You work with Auto who's green like those bees you destroy at the start of MegaMan X3, who were built by Blast Hornet, who works for Sigma, who goes golfing with Dr. Wily! You're practically a clone of him!
Zero: Now that I think of it, I should have seen through this cliched plot all along! KI would never have a suprising ending.
KI runs in.
KI: Ceil is Liquid Snake's brother!
And so another shocking plot twist (which I'm sure you all know by now will never be referenced to again) wraps up the episode. Stay tuned for the next MegaMan Jr. High!