Disc: YAY! Chapter Three is finally here! (I'm excited. ) This chapter is the start of the humor in this story. Okay, good little readers, post some reviews! And eat apples. They keep doctors away. (Shudders at the word "doctor".) I don't own Kingdom Hearts. Also, I am in no way affiliated with Riverdance.

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"So, where to first?" Donald, who was piloting the ship, asked.

"Umm, uhh, uh, how about, um… my islands?" Sora stammered.

"I know why you wanna go there!" said Donald. "It's so you can see your precious Kair-"

"IT IS NOT!" Sora jumped up. He sat back down. "Okay, so what if it is?"

"Sora, this is an important mission, not a let's-go-make-out-with-hot-girls trip!"

Sora blushed. "I know, but…"

"You've gotta remember, we're looking for reinforcements."

"Who knows?"

Donald sighed. This kid was impossible. He paused. "….Alright, fine."

Sora jumped around the ship like a kangaroo-type-thing. "WHOOOPPPEEEEE!" He jumped up to Goofy's room. "Goofy, did you hear? We're going to the Destin…."

All Sora heard was, "Back, back, you mean ol' Heartless fellers! Ah hoo hoo hoo hooiee!"

"Heartless!" Sora exclaimed. "Hold on Goofy, I'm coming!"

Sora burst through the door…to find Goofy in front of the TV.

"Oh, hiya there, Sora!" Goofy said. He held out a video game contoller. "Wanna play Heartless Baser 500? That game's not even supposed to be out until Christmas! Uh hyuck."

Sora gave Goofy a puzzled look. Then he grinned. "'Kay! I'll play!"

Goofy looked overjoyed. "YAY! C'mon sit down right here!"

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It was a long night for Donald. The Destiny Islands were in another galaxy, and as fast as this ship was, it would take all night to get there. Between the constant screaming of Sora and Goofy at their video game, and that there was nothing on the mini-TV in the cockpit except soap opera reruns, and the fact that he couldn't use the lasers to smash anything except rocks, since there were no enemy ships, and that he couldn't get up to go get something else to eat or drink besides stale coffee and cold pizza, the ship ride stunk on ice.

"This ship ride stinks on ice," Donald grumbled. "I wish there was something to eat." Suddenly, Donald's eyes fell onto the dashboard. Not literally.

"AN AUTOPILOT SWITCH!" yelled Donald. "NOW I CAN EAT!" Donald slammed his fist onto the autopilot switch. "WHEEEEEE! Time to eat!" screamed Donald.

Suddenly, he stopped. "HEY! Where's the conflabbed refrigerator at anyway?" He had only used to minifridge in the cockpit. "Aw, shucks. Time to search for the refrigerator." Donald used the cockpit's video communicator to connect to Goofy's room…

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"Uh hyuck! I win again, Sora!" chortled Goofy.

Sora shouted some colorful language at the TV. Suddenly, Donald's face materialized on the room's plasma screen.

"We've got a situation on the cockpit level!" Donald yelled. "Come down and help me!"

Goofy and Sora were mystified.

"Wow! Donald…" Sora said.

"…You're on TV! Uh hyuck!" finished Goofy.

"Quit yammering!" ordered Donald. "Just get down here and help me!"

Sora nudged Goofy in the ribs. "That's one rude TV guy," he whispered.

"I know," Goofy whispered back. "But, uh, we should probably go downstairs to help."

"Yeah, you're right," said Sora. They both got into the elevator.

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Sora and Goofy stepped out of the elevator to find Donald going ballistic. "Donald!" yelled Goofy. "You're not on the TV no more! Did your show get cancelled or somethin'?"

Sora huffed. "Serves him right, ordering all his viewers around like that."

"WILL YOU TWO JUST SHUT UP?" screamed Donald. "Now, you guys have gotta help me! I can't find the fridge!"

Sora thought for a minute about where fridges usually are. "Did you check the kitchen?"

Donald waddled slowly into the kitchen. He came rushing out, screaming, "IT'S NOT THERE! YAAAAAAAAAHHH!"

Goofy patted Donald on the back when he settled down. "It's okay, Donald," said Goofy reassuringly. "We'll find it soon, I guess."

"Yeah, it's not like it's just gonna pop out of the elevator!" said Sora.

"Gawrsh! Yeah, an' sprout legs an' arms an' eyes an' teeth!" Goofy joined in.

"Alexander, no!" said the TV in the cockpit.

"And be wearing a tutu!" laughed Sora.

"And doin' a Riverdance!" chuckled Goofy.

"And screaming it's name!"

Suddenly, the elevator dinged. Out jumped…the fridge. But it was no ordinary fridge. It was a fanged, legged,armed, eyed, tut wearing, talking, singing, Riverdancing fridge!

"MY NAME IS PIGGER BOB FLUFF CHIVES DOLPHO RICK SANFORD III!" shrieked the fridge over and over. It tapped into the kitchen.

Sora, Donald and Goofy stood in place with their jaws to the floor.

"Ironic," said Donald weakly.

"What's that?" asked Goofy.

"Never mind…" sighed Donald.

"Should we go try to talk to it?" Sora asked.

"It's worth a try…" said Donald. The trio walked slowly into the kitchen…

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Sora and the others silently entered the kitchen. Goofy gently pushed Sora over to where they found the demented thing, which is at the stove, preparing pancakes.

"Ummm…" Sora began.

The fridge whirled around to face him. "GOOD MORNING!" it shrieked. "I was wondering when you'd get up. Come, sit at the table, Darla. I'll have breakfast ready in a minute."

Sora was baffled. "Uh, for starters, my name's Sora, not Darla."

The fridge burst into tears. "Oh, I keep forgetting I have new owners now!" The fridge just kept bawling…and bawling…and on occasion, sobbing.

Goofy walked over and patted the thing on its back. "It's okay. Now, can ya tell us some more about yerself?"

The fridge paused, then relaxed. "All right…" it said as the four strange….things…….sat down at the table.

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Well, sorry if it wasn't that funny. Next chapter is funnier, I assure you.

COMING UP: We find out the fridge's gender!

Donald's head blows up!

Enter…a new character! Who is it?

What does the fridge think of when it thinks of flip flops?

Also, a special appearance by Jessica Alba's head! (I am not affiliated with her in any way. Humph, legal issues.)

Please review! Oh yeah, Fluffy-kun…… you may have the ship if you can find it! Good look getting it out of Donald's hands though…