Author's Note: Lock your sugar cabinets, and chain a bag of beets to your front door…KAMA-KUN IS BACK…AND HE'S HUNGRY, BABY! Anyhoo, kudos to FregandGord…(or rather, just Gord) and Nice reviews help me sleep at night. Still, it would be better if there were more…nudge nudge wink wink. So…I think this chapter is okay…let's see what you lot think.

Disc: I do not own KH, unfortunately. If I did, there would be UMBRELLAS! LOADS OF 'EM! Also, I do not own The Gap, Cool Whip, or Angelina Jolie. Come to think of it…I don't own any FLCL DVDs…I shall make a note to buy some.

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Sora: So, for starters, what's your name?

Fridge: My name is Pigger Bob Fluff Chives Dolpho Rick Sanford III. But you can call me Pigger Bob. Didn't you hear me in the last chapter as I Riverdanced into the kitchen?

Sora: Uh, no. And…just for the record, are you male or female?

Donald: SORAAA! That's a personal question! It could be both, ya know…

Pigger Bob: (Puts on a wig of straight blonde hair and applies lipstick.) I'm all woman. MWAH! (Makes kissy face.)

Sora: Ew, so you are both?

Pigger Bob: …….

Sora:…So, what are your interests?

Pigger Bob: Well, um, I like Guinea Pigs, wootbeer, smashed 'taters, alpacas, disco, disco dancing alpacas, long sleeved t-shirts from The Gap, trashy fanfics like this one, and complete and total randomness. But the list could get longer. Also, whenever I think of flip flops, I think of cuddly little puppies. Don't ask why.

Sora: Whaddaya mean trashy! The author slaved over a hot computer to write this!

(This is my cue. I enter the story right here, for a brief snippet of randomness.)

Kama-kun: Sora, I think I can speak for myself…

Pigger Bob: Wait a minute! Sora said "hot computer"! Can I meet him?

Kama-kun: If you're fond of Windows 98, then yeah, I guess. I'm so out of date… (Cue piano and spotlight.) Do-re-mi-fa-soooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooOOOoOOOOOOoOOOOooOoOOoOoO… (Sings "Jack's Lament" from The Nightmare Before Christmas.)

Pigger Bob: Oh, I forgot! Here's my little sister, Briette! (Pigger Bob opens her freezer door and out jumps a small toaster oven.)

Briette: ¡Hola! ¡Mi nombre es Briette! ¿Cómo usted es cabezas estúpida?

Donald: Um…yes?

Briette: (Insert colourful Spanish language here.)

Kama-kun: Hey, wait. Briette is a French name, right? So why is she speaking Spanish?

Briette: Kama, te quiero. Pero usted es tal cerebro de duh.

Goofy: Hey, you're the author! You're supposed to know.

Kama-kun: Hey, you're right.

(Everyone does a Mariachi dance and eats large amounts of Cool Whip. SUGARRRRRR.)

Kama-kun: Well, that was fun.

Donald: (with a lampshade on his head) You can say that again.

Kama-kun: Well, that was fun.

Sora: So, what do we do now?

Kama-kun: I have to go write it. See ya!

Everyone: 'Kay bye!

(Large rubber duckie pulls up out of nowhere.)

Kama-kun: (pats its head) Good Claudio! (I jump onto his back.) Giddyap! (Claudio gallops me back to outside my retarded computer.)

Sora: So, Pigger Bob, what do you dislike?

Pigger Bob: I am ascared of ferrets and squirrels and genetically enhanced chipmunks. (Jenna-san, that was for you! snickers)

Donald: That's a stupid fear.

Sora: Hey, the author is scared of the same thing! So is someone he knows.

Donald: There you go, defending the author again. He sucks!

Pigger Bob: Why, Donald, one of my interests is anger management. It would be my pleasure to work with you. (Hands him a business card.)

(Donald now throws a maelstrom of a tantrum.)

Briette: ¡Oye! ¡Cierre la boca, usted caballero picante!

Donald: YAAAAABLAHKSCHNUBBLAAAH! (His head changes pretty colours, then explodes.)

Sora: Don't worry, he does this all the time.

Goofy: I'm just gonna carry 'im over and sit 'im down in a chair. Sora, can ya get me one o' those replacement heads?

Sora: Sure thing, Goofy. (Takes the elevator to upstairs.)

Goofy: So, Pigger Bob, we're gonna be arrivin' at Sora's islands in about a half an hour. Are ya gonna come with us? I mean, do ya wanna get off the gummi ship?

Pigger Bob: Mmmm…can Briette come?

Goofy: Sure!

Briette: ¡IMPRESIONANTE! ¡YO CORAZON MENTECATO!

Goofy: Aw, shucks…

Pigger Bob: And…can I get a killer tan?

Goofy: The Destiny Islands provide the best tan anywhere!

Pigger Bob: Groovy!

Briette: No ser grosero, Pigger Corta, pero usted es ni capaz de obtener un bronceado o a un hippi.

(Sora comes out of the elevator.)

Sora: Hey, Donald! I got you a new head!

Headless Donald: (Claps hands.)

Sora: (runs over and attaches head, then steps back) Well, what do you think.

Goofy: (stares) It looks like Jessica Alba.

Sora: That's because IT IS! Let's face it, Donald was ugly before. Now, he's hot!

Pigger Bob: So, you're both too?

Jessica/Donald: I'M HOTTTT!

Goofy: So, why's Jessica Alba's head on Donald's body?

Sora: All of Donald's replacement heads were gone, so I called Jessica and asked her for one of hers!

Briette: Difícil.

Jessica/Donald: Well, until we can get another head for me, can I be headless? I don't feel comfortable being this hot all at once.

Sora: Okay… (unscrews head) Okay, you're headless again!

Headless Donald: (claps)

Goofy: WE'RE AT THE ISLANDS, I RECKON!

Sora: (does a can-can) Let's go!

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Wanna know what Briette is saying? You'll find out soon, my little kiddies.

Coming Up: Sora and Kairi are reunited!

Kairi has a sister!

And…some unexpected visitors, some being my neighbors!