Hello again! I'm here for a couple of chapters for today! Man, I hate skewl! I can't update alot because of it! (Ok, that was alittle of topic...) I want to thank my reviewers: kawaii-love-sorceress-jasmine, kajima369, BeautyOfTheRose, youkosangohiei, wolfdogcat41, Lord Destroyer, Nightfall2525, dd-inuyasha71643, SiM (Everyone says hi except you know who... He's a bit mad right now) & anime-fan4444. I wanted to change the mood of this fanfic for a bit by trying to write a funny chapter but then again I personally think this chapter suck... I sort of ran out of ideas...

Disclamier: ... You know what i'm about to say...

Chapter 36: Hello, My name is Miroku and I'll Be Your Teacher for This Afternoon

"Come again? I did not just hear you say that..." Sesshomaru removed Miroku's arms in an instant.

"Oh yes I did."

"Miroku, leave him." Kikyo warned him.

"Don't worry. I know what I'm doing but I suggest you watch Yuske. Please?"

Kikyo shook her head. "Don't come crying to me if he does something to you." Miroku watched Kagome and Kikyo walk away. He turned his head to see Sesshomaru walk away as well.

Miroku rushed to him. "Where do you think you're going?"

"Away from you, Monk."

"Oh no you don't. I'm serious. If you want Sango, first you need to understand them."

"Them?"

"I mean women..."

"I don't need your help. I think Sango loves me the way I'm already."

"... Lets' go!" Miroku was hesitant to grab his arm.

"Monk, unhand me or you really will lose something of importance!" He growled.

A few minuets later
"Ok now why am I here again?" InuYasha ask Miroku as they walked no where. Sesshomaru had no patience right now.

"I already don't like this idea." Sesshomaru turned right around and started to walk away. Miroku grabbed the back of his shirt.

"We're here to help you brother grab the girl he wants."

"I don't need your help Monk." Sesshomaru flexed his claw.

"But why do you need me?"

"Because! He's your brother and he needs family support. Besides you can lend him a few pointers of marriage."

InuYasha looked at him as if he was crazy. "You're up to no good..."

"Oh come on!"

Sesshomaru rolled his eyes. He's going to kill me... His eye caught Sango chatting with Kagome and Kikyo in the distance. He smirked to himself as InuYasha and Miroku argued. He started to make his way toward her when...

"You go in there unless you have a plan..."

"What make you think am going to ask her now Monk?I just want to..."

"I know! This would be a great idea! Come on men! Let's go!" Miroku interrupted him. He started to march up to them and he was greeted with a friendly hi. Kikyo saw the rest lagging behind.

"I'm surprised he didn't kill you yet..."

"Kikyo, you really think he would kill me?"

"I most certainly would." Sesshomaru approached him and gripped his shoulder with dealy eyes.

"Hi Sesshomaru." Sango yawned.

"You over slept."

"Yeah. That's the best sleep I ever had in a while..."

"Well, Sango, Kikyo and I are going to take a bath so take care of things for us when we're gone, will you?" Kagome said with a smile. They went on their way with Kirara tagging behind them.

When the women were out of sight, Miroku gave them a mischievous grin. "This is perfect! Men..." He cleared his throat, "Let's go!" He pointed his finger forward.

"Oh no! I know what are you thinking!" InuYasha exclaimed.

"You better think twice Monk. I respect women's privacy." Sesshomaru turned on his heel.

"You guys are no fun..." Miroku dropped his head. "But I was thinking... we are all basically married to them."

"And you call yourself a monk?" Sesshomaru turned his head with irritation.

A few minuets later the three of them were hiding behind a the bushes. "There they are. What better way to find out more about women's finesse and physique is by watching." Miroku carefully moved the bushes out of his face. He turned his head around to see Sesshomaru sitting down with his back turned. "Come on..."

"I only came so you would stop bugging me. You didn't say I had to look."

Stubborn... "All right... Your lost!"

"Besides..." Sesshomaru turned his head at Miroku. "I wouldn't stoop as low as you or the half breed."

"What did you say?" InuYasha growled at Sesshomaru. He was minding his own business until he mentioned his name.

"You actually stooped as low as this lascivious monk. You didn't object to coming so..."

"Ssh! Keep it down!" Their voices started to rise.

"I could watch Kagome if I wanted to but you wouldn't understand since you don't have a mate yet..."

Now it was Sesshomaru's turn to growl. "For your information half breed..." There was a noise. InuYasha and Miroku directed their attention at three pairs of legs standing before them. They gulped as they slowly looked up.

"How long have you two been here?" Kagome, Kikyo, and Sango said. They had towels wrapped around them and seemed a bit angry.

"Huh?" InuYasha and Miroku turned around their heads to see Sesshomaru gone.

Bastard... InuYasha thought.

"You see... We just wanted to make sure that you ladies didn't get hurt..."

"We had Kirara..." Sango clenched her fist.

Sesshomaru was sitting down in front of the hut as he held his niece. He smirked. That's what they get for not leaving me alone... He saw InuYasha and Miroku walked toward his direction holding their heads. "How did things go?" Sesshomaru asked calmly.

"Shut up!" InuYasha growled. "Don't even say another word!"

Miroku sighed.

Note: I hope this chapter at least made you laugh! did it? (cricket, cricket) Ok never mind...
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