It was another day at MegaMan Jr. High. The students were in science class disecting ToadMan.
IceMan: Good job on the disection everybody! Now, it's time for the annual bi-yearly school science fair! Everyone has to make a science project, and whoever has the best one gets to present Bass with a trophy and blue ribbon! The projects are due at the act break, class dismissed.
Bass: MegaMan, I'll make the best science project!
MegaMan: You'll get the prize anyway, why do you care?
Bass: Science fairs aren't about prizes! They're about setting up the episode's plot.
And so the students go home to work on their science projects.
MegaMan: What should I make... I know! A translator!
MegaMan sets to work. Cut to Roll.
Roll: I'll make a script generator!
Cut to Ceil.
Ceil: I'll make a volcanoe!
KI: How unoriginal can you be.
Cut to ProtoMan:
ProtoMan: NO! My hypocrisy detector just exploded, I don't have a project!
Cut to Zero:
Zero: I'm not going to bother making a project, it's just a soon to abandoned setup.
Cut to Bass.
Bass: I'm making a top secret, incredible project no one will ever guess! Unless they read the episode title.
And so the day of the science fair arrives.
MegaMan: Behold my translator! (spoken into it) Hello, my name is MegaMan.
Translator: All your base are belong to us.
Roll: KI stole my script generator...
KI: It will save me the precious 10 seconds it takes me to write an episode!
Ceil: I/
IceMan: I'm not looking at your stupid volcanoe display!
Bass: And now, for my project! The best imagineable! My evil twin machine!
IceMan: Amazing!
Roll: Incredible!
MegaMan: Unbelievable!
Translator: I feel asleep!
Act break.
Sadly, the evil twin machine was not invented for a parody.
Act 2:
Bass: Finally, I beat MegaMan at something.
IceMan: It's time to announce the winner of the science fair. The winner is... everyone! This fair is about science, not winners or losers.
Bass: NOT AGAIN!
Translator: Congratulation! A winner is you!
Bass: This. Isn't. FAIR! I always lose, but this time I actually deserved to win!
IceMan: We're all winners when it comes to first place. MegaMan, you win second place.
Bass: NNNOOOOOOOO! That's it! You'll pay for this!
He shoves MegaMan into the evil twin machine. MegaMan gets spit out. But so does a mysterious figure.
MiliMan: I am MiliMan, MegaMan's evil twin!
Bass shoves Roll into the machine.
Contry: I am Country, Roll's evil twin!
Bass shoves Zero in.
Evil Zero: I am Evil Zero, Zero's evil twin who couldn't think of a creative name!
Bass: MiliMan, Country, Evil Zero, destroy your counterparts!
MegaMan: Oh no!
Translator: I thought you, the master of unlocking, could use this lock pick.
MegaMan shoots the translator.
Bass: You'll all pay for never letting me win!
MegaMan, Roll and Zero attack their evil counterparts. The evil twins are destroyed.
Bass: ARGH! Ok, maybe I can't make the good characters lose, but I know someone who can!
Out of nowhere Bass grabs KI and throws him into the evil twin machine.
Figure: I am the new ruler of this show! Bow before me, ET Rocket!
KI: You can't defeat me!
ET: Yes I can! I have the exact same powers as you, I have the edge!
KI: No you don't.
ET: There's only one way to find out.
MegaMan: A fight?
ET: Of course not! A game of Killer Instinct.
KI: Fine. Winner gets control of this show.
ET: Let's throw in an N-Gage to make it interesting.
Act break.
Act 3:
KI: It's time for the battle in which there can be no winners. Because getting this show and an N-Gage isn't much of a prize.
ET: It's fight time. A game of Killer Instinct, right here, right now.
KI: We're in the middle of a gym, there's no TV or SNES or KI cartridge! And I only carry around with me a SNES and KI cartridge.
ET: Then to the AV room!
Cut to the AV room.
ET: Now, without further delays/
KI: This TV needs an RF adaptor. And it's black and white!
MegaMan: This is a school.
After KI goes home to get an RF adaptor.
ET: Finally, it's time for the battle to determine the fate of the show!
They start the game of KI. KI picks Thunder. ET is going to choose Cinder, but he takes awhile to decide on the color, which is pointless since the TV is black and white. Finally, the battle begins.
KI: Take this!
KI wins round one.
ET: DIE!
ET wins round two.
It's round three. Everything depends on this round.
Zero: Come on! Killer Instinct doesn't have rounds, couldn't you atleast get the details of your favorite game right?
KI Sampson: Stop distracting me! I need to concentrate on the Super Nintendo Enjoyment System controller!
The battle rages on.
ET: We are equally matched. This battle will never end! it will go on for all eternity!
The timer reaches Zero, then counts down to 0 and ends the round.
ET: It was a draw.
Machine: KI wins!
ET: WHAT?
KI: I knew that code that makes the game decide draws by who's named after the game would come in handy someday!
ET: NOOOOOOOOOO!
KI: You lost, go back into the evil twin machine and dissapear.
ET: That wasn't part of the/
KI throws him into the machine.
Bass: You may have won this round, but I still have the machine and/
ProtoMan runs in.
ProtoMan: Am I late? I made a new invention, it destroys all traces of one time use devices at the end of an episode!
The evil twin machine and ProtoMan's invention both blow up.
Bass: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!
MegaMan: Looks like we all learned a lesson about not underestimating useless codes.
And so the episode ends. Stay tuned for the next MegaMan Jr. High!
KI: Hey, I never got the N-Gage!