Wily: Before the jury announces its verdict, let's flashback to what led to this point.
Cut to KI sitting at the computer:
KI: There has to be some cliche I haven't used... I know! A science fair! Wait...
Cut back to the present.
Wily: And the verdict?
ForemanMan: We find KI guilty of overusing plots!
Wily: KI must pay a fine of half the profits from this show! He will be billed as soon as we find a monetary denomination small enough. Now for our next case! MegaMan Jr. High vs ElecMan! ElecMan has been accused of stealing furniture and money from the school. For charges this serious, we're trying in him the school court with a jury made up of kids and generic characters. Jury, go deliberate.
Zero: We didn't even hear the case!
Wily: Be quiet or I'll hold you in contempt!
So the jury goes to a private place (The American Idol finals) to deliberate.
Bass: ElecMan is clearly guilty, look at the evidence!
Zero: What evidence?
Bass: Wily found ElecMan taking money from the school safe, the school's furniture has been found in his home, and he pleaded guilty.
MegaMan: Stop jumping to conclusions! We don't have any solid evidence, we can't sentence ElecMan to giving back what he stole without taking some time to think it over!
Bass: We have to finish this quickly! I have tickets to the premiere of Spy Kids 4, and I only have until 8 tonight to get a refund!
MegaMan: Regardless, we have to go over the evidence. We can't find ElecMan guilty without going over it, this isn't Russia! The evidence won't go over us!
Bass: Fine, we can go over the evidence. But if I don't get my 25 cents back...
Act break.
Act 2:
MegaMan: We have to think this over very carefully, someone's right to steal if at stake! So let's review the case. We will let our foreman and most intelligent member review it.
Inanimate Carbon Rod: Well, the case started when a string of burglaries hit the school. This did two things. One, it lead to KI's trial. Two, it set off an investigation. Now, I wasn't there, but here's exactly what happened:
It's another day at MegaMan Jr. High. Wily goes into his office/lunchroom/auditorium/ private, food free relaxation room.
Wily: My furniture is missing! I need a detective! MegaMan has a dog who makes random R sounds, I'll get him!
But Wily can't find MegaMan anywhere.
Wily: Where could he be?
Cut to ElecMan's garage.
Roll: Maybe we should have left our table instead of staying on it while ElecMan stole it.
MegaMan: It was easy to spill lunch day, I'm not moving my food!
Cut back to Wily.
Wily: Well, I'll just have to solve this case myself. To the crime lab!
Wily adds crime lab function to the room he's in.
Wily: According to my surveilance video, fingerprint scans, DNA evidence, and advance copy of this episode's script, ElecMan is the thief!
Wily has ElecMan arrested and put on trial.
Inanimate Carbon Rod: And that's what happened.
Wily: Who are you and what are you talking about?
Cut back to the jury.
Inanimate Carbon Rod: And that's what happened.
Bass: See MegaMan? It was clearly ElecMan!
MegaMan: There's no proof! I'll go through that evidence message board style! Someone, italicize the evidence!
Act Break.
Act 3:
MegaMan: I'll prove ElecMan innocence by going over the evidence. Initiate italicizers!
It's another day at MegaMan Jr. High. Wily goes into his office/lunchroom/auditorium/ private, food free relaxation room. Aha! This is set up like every MegaMan Jr. High episode, and ElecMan wasn't a thief in those!
Wily: My furniture is missing! I need a detective! MegaMan has a dog who makes random R sounds, I'll get him! Why is Wily so eager to get me involved? Maybe HE stole his own possessions!
But Wily can't find MegaMan anywhere. I wasn't there, maybe I did it!
Wily: Where could he be?
Cut to ElecMan's garage.
Roll: Maybe we should have left our table instead of staying on it while ElecMan stole it.
MegaMan: It was easy to spill lunch day, I'm not moving my food! See? We're witnesses! Witnesses always prove innocence!
Cut back to Wily. Wily: Well, I'll just have to solve this case myself. To the crime lab!
All this proves is that Nintendo will fail and go third party.
Bass: Rate my collection!
MegaMan: Stop interrupting!
Wily adds crime lab function to the room he's in.
Wily: According to my surveilance video, fingerprint scans, DNA evidence, and advance copy of this episode's script, ElecMan is the thief! This won't hold up in any court run by students who go to such a terrible school they don't know what fingerprints or DNA are!
Wily has ElecMan arrested and put on trial.
Inanimate Carbon Rod: And that's what happened.
Wily: Who are you and what are you talking about? You bought an N-Gage, didn't you?
MegaMan: So as you see, the evidence is inconclusive.
Roll: MegaMan's right!
Ceil: We have to aquit ElecMan!
Zero: MegaMan didn't disprove anything!
Roll: Wait, he DIDN'T!
Bass: I missed refund time for nothing!
MegaMan: Sorry.
And so the jury finds ElecMan guilty. He is ordered to return half of what he stole from Wily. Stay tuned for the next people sitting and talking filled episode of MegaMan Jr. High!