Dino Boogie!
MegaMan is at home watching TV. A commercial comes on.
Commercial: Tired of recycled openings to fanfictions on message boards? Then you should watch/
KI: Change the channel! NOW!
MegaMan changes the channel. A commercial for a movie is on.
AnouncerMan: Millions of years ago dinosaurs roamed the Earth. But now they're back, and ready to save the enviroment... BY DANCING! Join Radical Rex, Bodacious Bronto, Tubular Triceratops, and some kids they taught to believe in themselves as they fight pollution and the evil Emperor Lord Von Count Smog! See their fight, or feel guilty! Dino Boogie: coming soon to a plot starved show near you.
MegaMan: How many Captain Planet parodies do we need? I mean, I have to see that movie!
MegaMan calls up all his friends. They're all as excited about the movie as he is.
MegaMan: I have to see the movie the day it comes out! But I need money...
MegaMan goes to Dr. Light.
MegaMan: Dad, can I have some money to see a movie? It's about saving the environment.
Light: Well, the environment is very important... (Light is working on his new series of robots that uses endangered species as fuel) but how much is it?
MegaMan: If I show them my Cliched Cartoon Charcter Discount Card it's only 25 cents!
Light: ONLY 25 CENTS! 25 cents is not only, it's A LOT! Kids today have no apreciation for the value of money, they don't know the value of the dollar, and that's TVs fault no doubt! Preying on your ignorance of what money is worth! 25 cents is more then most people make in a year, if you want it you'll have to do work around the house at a generous price of 5 cents a day! In my day, 25 cents could buy the rights to this entire show!
KI: It costs 26 cents now.
Light: So you'll have to work every day until the movie comes out to earn your 25 cents!
MegaMan: But you said you'd pay me 5 cents a day, the movie comes out next month!
Light: Don't contradict me!
Act break.
Act 2:
And so MegaMan sets to work.
We see MegaMan painting a fences. He slips on the paint and falls.
We see MegaMan mowing the lawn. He slips on the grass and falls.
We see MegaMan removing a "Caution: Slippery when wet!" sign. He slips on the water and falls.
We see MegaMan walking across a greased tightrope over the Grand Canyon. Everything goes fine.
In this way a month passes. Finally, it's the day before the premiere.
Light: You worked hard MegaMan, and since I always try to be fair... I'm not paying you because I'm making you pay for the bandages you needed after your falls!
MegaMan: NOOOOOOO!
MegaMan trips over an explanation point and falls.
MegaMan: Hey, there's a quarter under the couch!
And so MegaMan has enough money to see Dino Boogie.
It's the day of the premiere. MegaMan and his friends are waiting in line.
MegaMan: I hope they don't run out of tickets right before we get ours. That would be a stupid cliche.
Right before MegaMan gets his ticket a sold out sign is hung over the ticket booth.
MegaMan: I was first in line!
Clerk: We weren't planning to have that many people want to see Dino Boogie, no tickets were made.
MegaMan: NO! After all my hard work and looking under the couch we won't get to see the movie! We need a complex, corny, predictable, doomed to fail plan!
Cut to MegaMan and his friends buying tickets at another theatre.
MegaMan: Finally, we can see Dino Boogie!
Roll: I haven't been this excited since I ran into the mall's mascot at the mall!
And so the group goes in.
MegaMan slips on the act break and falls down.
Act 3:
MegaMan and his friends are sitting in the theatre, waiting for the movie to start. A preview comes on.
Preview: Who do you call when you need a hero? Super Man? Bat Man? Spider Man? MegaMan?
MegaMan: Ooh, him!
Preview: Quiet, I'm talking! Don't call those losers. Call the REAL super hero. ADMERAL ATARI! Coming soon, to a message board near you.
The main movie begins. Cut to the movie.
We see a giant, smog spewing castle in the middle of a suburban neighborhood. A man is standing on the balcony.
Smog: Soon, the world will be mine! I've been polluting mindlessly for years, and somehow that will result in world domination! Nothing alive today can stop me now.
Wheeler: Did you hear him? Nothing alive today can stop him now! You know what we have to do!
Linka: Stop him?
Wheeler: Nothing alive today can!
Linka: I think that was just a figure of speech.
Wheeler: IT WAS NOT! Quick, we need to dig up the last surviving dinosaurs!
Manti: If they're alive wouldn't that mean/
Cut to an excavation site.
Wheeler: We've almost dug up the dinosaurs! This is so exciting!
Linka: I wish I had saved all my money from Captain Planet instead of playing that claw machine...
The dinosaurs rise from the ground.
Radical Rex: We're alive! And we'll save the environment... BY DANCING! (a song starts)
I'm Radical Rex with my friend Bodacious Bronto! With Tubular Triceratops we'll save Toronto! We'll stop the evil polluters! And buy a rhyming dictionary!
Cut to later in the movie.
Smog: You can't defeat me! I've captured your dinosaur friends! You kids are helpless! The only way to free them is by DANCING!
Wheeler: But I never learned how to dance! Except in musical sequences.
Linka: It's okay, I BELIEVE IN YOU!
The kids dance. The dinosaurs are free and Smog is defeated.
Wheeler: We defeated Smog and saved the environment. By doing the DINO BOOGIE!
Rex: And that's the tooth.
Wheeler: That pun didn't make any sense.
Bronto: It's just a matter of time.
And the movie is over.
MegaMan: That was the best movie I ever saw the beggining and end of! I can't believe we have to wait three days for the straight to video sequel.
And so MegaMan sees a movie (Now THAT'S an action packed plot). Stay tuned for the next MegaMan Jr. High!