Episode 43: MegaMan Jr. High Meets Sheep in the Big City
Note: If you do not know what Sheep in the Big City is, I now hold an eternal grudge against you for contributing to it being canceled... fine, I'll explain. Sheep in the Big City is an obscure cartoon with a humor style that inspired MegaMan Jr. High's. It is about a secret military organization trying to capture one, specific sheep that will fit in a sheep powered ray gun.
It was another day at MegaMan Jr. High. But no one cared, something exciting was happening in the Big City.
General Specific: We just can't seem to capture Sheep! We've tried everything, even attempting to capture him!
A dark figure appears at the door.
Sigma: I believe I can be of help.
Private Public: Who are you?
Sigma: I, like you, represent an organization with a ridiculous goal who is extremely incompetent in fulfilling that goal.
Wily: And I used to be principal, until I got demoted... (curses under his breath).
Sigma: I believe I have a way to solve both our problems. I present to you... THIS!
General Specific: What's that supposed to be?
Sigma: A cheesy premise for our shows crossing over. But I really can help.
Sigma makes some modifications to the sheep powered ray gun.
General Specific: You know you could have asked first.
Sigma: Behold! It is now a MegaMan powered ray gun! Capture MegaMan, and you'll get your ray gun.
General Specific: Who's MegaMan?
Sigma: A robot designed for combat who has defeated countless powerful robot warriors.
General Specific: That sounds much easier to capture then a regular sheep! I accept your deal!
Sigma: Excellent... it's time to capture MegaMan. And he stands no chance, unless Sheep somehow warns him, but how coulod Sheep find out?
Private Public: We had Sheep tied up, about to be lowered into the ray gun the whole time. He just now escaped, after hearing everything.
Narrator: What a shocking twist! Sheep must now travel to RockMan City to warn MegaMan, or else someone else will fall victim to the combined evil of General Specific and Sigma! Who will triumph? Find out after this/
KI: You call yourself a narrator? All you do is narrate. I'm a corrupt tyrant who constantly manipulates the plot and characters to get what I want.
Narrator: Who are you?
KI: I'm your MegaMan Jr. High equivilant. Get used to it, we're going to see a lot of them. Now, we leave you with this commercial from Oxymoron and Kirbystar:
We see a house.
Man: I wish I had a way to stop trolls from coming to my fanfictions on message boards.
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Man: How scientifically believeable!
Spokesman: Yes, this wonder product will make all your fanfictions safe like... what is one of your fanfictions?
Man: A Madden one.
Spokesman: LOL Casuaul!11 "Look at me, I write a MADDEN fanfiction!". Stop your pointless, hated, pulitzer winning series and grow up!
Man: You're a terrible salesman.
Act break.
Act 2:
Sigma, Wily, and the Secret Military organization set off to RockMan city. Meanwhile, Sheep is trying to figure out what to do.
Sheep: Bah!
KI: I think this would work better if Sheep could talk.
Narrator: You can't do that! Narrators aren't supposed to interfere with the story.
KI: Wimp.
KI claps his hands and Sheep is able to talk.
Sheep: I must go and warn MegaMan!
Rush: Rat's not rair, row come he rets to ralk rormally?
Cut to RockMan City.
MegaMan: There's nothing to do.
Roll: We could have a cheesy cross over.
Zero: We've had dozens of video game characters on this show, what would make a cross over special?
MegaMan: KI's lack of imagination and respect for the audience.
And so MegaMan and his friends go to Springfield. They return home.
Zero: I can't believe we looked through so many states and never found The Simpsons.
MegaMan: Well, 49 is my limit, I don't have the energy to search the countless other ones.
Roll: Guess we can't have a cross over.
A tractor pulls up infront of MegaMan's house.
Light: A vehicle that size shouldn't be in a quiet suburban neighborhood.
Light parks his skull tank and leaves.
Sheep: Thanks for the ride Farmer John. (he turns to MegaMan) You must be MegaMan, that person I have no way of identifying!
MegaMan: Who are you?
Sheep: I've come to warn you! The Secret Military Organization has teemed up with Sigma, and they want to put you in a ray gun!
MegaMan: Why me?
Sheep: It's a MegaMan powered machine gun! And like the Sheep powered ray gun, only one MegaMan can fit in it!
Cut to Sigma and General Specific:
Sigma: I need that specific MegaMan! These won't fit!
General Specific releases MegaMan X, Navi MegaMan, Legends MegaMan, Copy X, and Rocky Light.
Cut back to MegaMan and Sheep.
Sheep: We have to hide you!
MegaMan: I won't live the rest of my show in fear, no one will stop me from going to that death trap of a school!
Sheep: We have no choice!
MegaMan: I won't run away! Nothing you say an change my mind!
Sheep: It's really not safe, you could get captured and spend the rest of your life in captivity while a tyrant exploits your talents!
MegaMan: I'm torn between pointing that joke out and ruining the subtelty or risking people not getting it.
Roll: I think/
MegaMan: You've convinced me! I have to hide!
Narrator: Will MegaMan escape? Find out after this short:
Woman: Help me! The Count To-ten has tied me up on a railroad track! I need help from
DINKY! THE SUPEREST TURTLE IN THE UNIVERSE!
Woman: Oh thank goodness, there's
DINKY! THE SUPEREST TURTLE IN THE UNIVERSE!
Woman: He'll save me, I just know he will! Come rescue me
DINKY! THE SUPEREST TURTLE IN THE UNIVERSE!
Woman: Hurry Dinky! The train is coming! Move faster
DINKY! THE SUPEREST TURTLE IN THE UNIVERSE!
The train stops. Out steps Texan Texas Tex, the rootenest, tootenest, Texanest cowboy, in allllllllll of Vermont!
Tex: I'm here to rescue you, ironically on a train.
Woman: Oh, guess we didn't need
DINKY! THE SUPEREST TURTLE IN THE UNIVERSE!
Act break.
Act 3:
MegaMan: We have to hide!
Sheep: I have an idea!
Sheep creates a large blanket from his wool. MegaMan hides under it.
MegaMan: Itchy itchy itchy! I can't hide under here!
Zero: I told Light it wasn't a good idea to make robots sense itching.
MegaMan: We have to run! To a place where no one will look for us!
They go inside MegaMan's house. Cut to the villians.
General Specific: Don't worry, we'll capture MegaMan with the help of the Mad Scientist.
Mad Scientist: ANGRY! I am an ANGRY scientist!
Sigma: So? My real name is Beta, sometimes people get your name wrong!
Angry Scientist: Anyway, I am in the thinking that the best way to be capturing MegaMan would be to lure him out of his hiding.
Sigma: That's brilliant!
Angry Scientist: Finally, someone is in the appreciating of me.
Sigma: I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to KI for writing your dialogue!
KI: See how much fun messing with the show is?
Narrator: No, you're just mean!
Wily: I have an idea that could lure MegaMan out of his house...
Cut to outside MegaMan's house.
Private Public: Free protection for characters who are in risk of being put in a MegaMan powered ray gun!
MegaMan: That's perfect! They even organized the coupons in a net!
Sheep: No, it's a trap!
MegaMan: No it's not! If it were a trap, the net would close around me leaving me hanging from a pine tree branch. The net's tied to an oak tree!
Zero: See what I have to put up with?
Private Public: I have to put up with it to. They instructed me to shout "Aha! You stepped right into our trap MegaMan!" before he stepped into it.
MegaMan realizes it's a trap and stays in the house.
MegaMan: They'll never catch me... oops, it's almost time for school.
MegaMan leaves to go to school.
Narrator: Can MegaMan evade capture? Find out in part 2 "To Trap a MegaLAMB!".
We end this episode with a visit from everyone's favorite Sheep in the Big City character, Lady Richington.
Lady Richington: I'd like to/
Ranting Swede: What do you mean I don't get to end the show! I don't care about what you've promised me for later, I want to end it now! Don't walk away from me! I can't be silenced! And another thing:
To be continued.