Episode 44: MegaMan vs The Trolls
Note: The previous episode said to be continued, it never said the continuation would be the next episode.
It was another day at MegaMan Jr. High.
ElecMan: School, we have yet another new student. But first a notice Sigma asked me to give you. He heard that trolls might invade MegaMan Jr. High. Everyone of you is a suspect! But on a brighter note, let me introduce the new student, TrollMan!
Zero: Um, don't you think he might be/
ElecMan: QUIET! We don't need your logic messing up any more of our lives! I still cry myself to sleep after you telling me Donkey Kong Country 2 wasn't available on Genesis!
TrollMan sits down.
MegaMan: Hi/
TrollMan: YOU STUPID, IMMATURE JERK! I AM DEDICATING MY LIFE TO STOPPING YOU FROM SAYING HI TO PEOPLE!
Roll: I don't think he meant any harm.
Ceil: Yeah, all he did was say hi.
TrollMan: QUIET! NONE OF YOU MATTER, ONLY MY OPINION MATTERS! SAYING OTHERWISE IS SELFISH AND IMMATURE!
Zero: Could you atleast stop talking in caps?
TrollMan: never!
Cut to lunch time.
MegaMan: Did anyone see the new MegaMan X High last night/
TrollMan: Quiet! That's garbage! Stop polluting this lunch room with things I dislike for no actual reason!
Roll: GO AWAY! No one wants to hear your ridiculous complaining!
TrollMan: HYPOCRITE! You put two words in caps, that's ten times as bad as me saying several paragraphs in them! This proves you're immature!
MegaMan: That's it, I'm sick of you! Time to do what I should have done months ago!
Zero: You met him this morning.
MegaMan: Regardless, I'm ending this!
TrollMan: Yeah, like you're really going to end this in act one/
MegaMan blasts TrollMan out the window. He lands miles away and explodes.
Zero: Wow, you actually used your powers.
MegaMan: He was just so obnoxious.
And so MegaMan Jr. High is safe... or is it? Of course not, it's only act one.
Cut to the remains of TrollMan. We see a magnetic force reasembling him.
King of All Trolls: Don't worry my minion, I'll repair you, and send you back with multiples who act exactly like you do! Together, we'll stop people from being different from us in any way!
Act break.
Act 2:
MegaMan and his friends were still at school.
MegaMan: Okay, the cut to TrollMan being reassembled is finished, let's continue with our school day.
They all sit and wait for the next plot point.
Zero: This is boring.
Roll: Yeah, let's have a dog show or have a sitter come or another one of our action packed plots!
Someone crashes through the window.
Winged Monster: This isn't Silent Hill...
The monster leaves. But more creatures appear.
MegaMan: Great, those annoying trolls are back.
TrollMan: All we do is insult you, try to prevent you from saying anything we disagree with, and burn your crops, and you have the nerve to call us annoying?
Zero: What are you doing here?
TrollerMan: We have come to prevent you from doing anything we dislike!
Zero: Do you even know what we do?
TrollestMan: No, but we dislike the name of your school!
MegaMan: So?
TrollMan: The name is stupid! it makes no sense, why is this called MegaMan Jr. High?
Zero: It's supposed to be stupid! It's a joke about the absurdity of poor writing!
TrollerMan: If it was a joke a laughtrack would have gone off!
Zero: Why don't you try thinking about the message of the school instead of taking everything literally and on the shallowest level?
TrollerMan's head explodes.
Zero: O...kay...
MegaMan: Nice use of dots.
TrollestMan: HOW COULD YOU SEE THE DOTS? Your ability to see them confuses and enrages me!
TrollestMan explodes from rage.
TrollMan: Look what you did! I'll teach you to alow things you had no way of preventing to happen!
TrollMan fires his weapon This message was deleted by a GameFAQs moderator.
Zero: Now they show up.
TrollMan: But we're not on GameFAQs, atleast not as far as we know, you're breaking the fourth wall!
KI: Sorry, won't let it happen again.
TrollMan falls into a plot hole and vanishes.
MegaMan: We won! And it only took us two acts! But we defeated every troll, except the King of all Trolls, but he's probably not an important one.
King of all Trolls appears.
KoaT: Prepare to be annoyed!
Act break.
Act 3:
King of all Trolls: It is time to destroy you! I, the mysterious King of all Trolls, whose identity you will never guess/
MegaMan: Are you Tommy Tallarico?
KoaT:... !
MegaMan: Why are you even here?
Tommy: I can not allow others to enjoy things. I am opposed to any happiness that doesn't fit my EXACT specifications. So I have taken it upon myself to harass everyone different from me, in the hopes I annoy them so much they close this topic, err, school.
Zero: You won't get away with this!
Tommy: Oh yes I will! Prepare to be annoyed! I summon from the depths of... some annoying place, THIS!
A dark aura surrounds Tommy. The Earth cracks open and flames circle around him.
Tommy: Tremble with terror! You are finished!
Tommy turns off the special effects and starts reviewing games.
Tommy: Today we're talking about the Nintendo DS. Although it's more like... BS! No, that's too mature, pee S!
MegaMan: AAAHHH!
Tommy: Moving on, let's look at MegaMan Anniversary Collection. What an outdated piece of junk, MegaMan 1-6 look like they were made for Super Nintendo!
Wily: The ignorance!
Tommy: And finally, we end our segment with a look at the hilarious failures in gaming. Look at this outdated jerk, his name is shigsreyu meyamita or something. He makes stupid kiddy games! He's kiddy!
Zero: It burns!
Tommy: Now, for my final act!
Tommy removes the one wall things don't break through, causing the school to collapse.
Tommy: I won! I won!
Wily: NOOOOOOO! The school... will have to close.
MegaMan: This can't be happening!
Tommy: Your precious show, err, school is now just a pile of rubble on GameFAQs, err, the street that KI posted on a message board!
Everyone is depressed. KI appears.
KI: Great news! Being turned into a pile of rubble sent the land's value skyrocketing! We can by a much better school, and it will last much longer because of the extended post, err, story (subtelty isn't my strong point, sue me!) limit, it will last even longer!
Everyone: Hurray!
Tommy: And I would have gotten away with it to, if it weren't for karma.
And so the school/topic closes. Watch the message boards for the new, improved (we actually mean it this time) MegaMan Jr. High!