Note: This is a Christmas (or Hanukkah, Kwanzaa) Present to all people who have the right mindset to read this. Merry (insert holiday here).And please r&r!
Timmy Baby
By Elisabeth V
"I wish you could make Trixie fall in love with me." Timmy pleaded with his fairy God Parents.
"You have asked this before, Timmy." Wanda reminded, "And besides, we cannot fool around with true love, the rules say."
"Then I wish for a Trixie decoy, so I can fool around with her. It will almost be the same, almost."
Therefore, Wanda-y and Cosmo-y poofed out a Trixie decoy and it came out singing this song (to the tune of Santa Baby as best as I remember it):
Timmy Baby
What do I have under my sleeve?
A ring
A sign of commitment between you and me
Timmy Baby
So hurry up and make out with me tonight
Timmy Baby
What is it you want me to do?
With you
Snuggle up close next to me
Timmy Baby
So hurry up and make out with me tonight
(One-step up)
Timmy Baby
You know one thing is true
I love you
Snuggle up next to me
Timmy Baby
So hurry up and make out with me tonight
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"Wow! She sings, too!" Timmy exclaimed.
"Make out with me!" Decoy- Trixie repeatedly stated.
"O.k. I will." Therefore, Timmy and Decoy- Trixie went into the closet and made out.
"That is one weird boy!" Cosmo exclaimed and Wanda and Cosmo went back to the fishbowl.
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Did you think it was funny? Did you like it? Do you think it is a little overboard? REVIEW PLEASE!
Elisabeth V.