Episode 45: Return to School
It had been quite awhile since the original MegaMan Jr. High was closed due to infestation, and much had changed in RockMan City.
Cut to a day calender reading one day after the school closed. Cut back.
But the school had been rebuilt, and it was going to start again.
Light: MegaMan, wake up, you'll be late for school!
MegaMan: It's July!
Light: Stop making up excuses like it being July, or Saturday, or the school not being built yet! get up and go to school!
And so MegaMan goes to school.
Roll: Hi MegaMan! I'm glad school's started again, I didn't like my summer job.
Cut to Roll helping Auto and Eddy make power ups for MegaMan.
Auto: Okay Roll, time to test model 256 of the spike resistant suit! I have a good feeling about this time!
Cut back to the school.
MegaMan: Well, model 512 works just right. Although model 511.999999 was pretty good too.
Bass shows up.
Bass: Oh great, MegaMan's in the same school as me again. What are the chances of that happening with my next door neighbor?
Sigma and Wily show up.
Sigma: Okay school, it's time to go inside!
Wily: We haven't built walls yet.
Sigma: Well, we needed the money to buy the American Idol DVD for the teacher's lounge. Just come inside whatever it is we built.
The students file into the auditorium (the part of the grass that was mowed).
Sigma: Welcome back students of MegaMan Jr. High! We are about to resume our school year! Now, does anyone have any questions?
Zero: Why does the area our new school's built in have a sign on the fence saying "Property of Safeway"?
Sigma: I have no idea, I could have sworn a Starbucks was going to be built here. Anyway, it's time to LEARN! Because knowledge is power, and we don't have the electricity turned on.
And so begins a new day at MegaMan Jr. High.
Act break.
Act 2:
The students go to their first class, Rehashing with FlameMan.
FlameMan: Okay school, it's time to start a new school year!
Zero: The school was only closed for a day, we only missed 10 minutes of class time.
FlameMan: Which is over twice as much as we'd had up to that point! It's important for you to learn, even though as cartoon characters you'll never age or get jobs.
MegaMan: So what are we going to do?
FlameMan: Introduce ourselves!
Zero: We don't need to, our names are displayed whenever we talk.
FlameMan: Good point. Well, then, um... class dismissed!
The students go to their next class, science with IceMan. Rush crashes through the wall.
MegaMan: This feels really familiar...
Rush: RegaMan! Rere's a risis at the abandoned rarehouse! The workers are in Ranger, Ranger not being my pronunciation of danger, but the name of the robot.
MegaMan: You just ruined the whole scene, I'm not helping you, or the innocent workers who are in no way responsible for what you said!
MegaMan continues to his next class.
IceMan: Class, today we are going to study science. Our topic today is volcanoes! This working replica of a volcanoe will spew boiling lava!
IceMan touches the volcanoe, freezing it.
IceMan: I shouldn't have quit my job at Wendy's.
The students go to their next class, gym with GutsMan.
GutsMan: Today, since it's your first day, we'll go easy on you. Today's gym activity is battling a maverick!
Can MegaMan survive his battle? Find out on the next MegaMan Jr. High!
KI: It's only act two.
Aren't you the one talking when no one is credited as?
KI: No, and it's really freaking me out, who are you?
Act break
KI: That's a stupid name.
Act break.
Act 3:
GutsMan: it's time to battle! First up is... Ceil! Ceil, you will be fighting Spark Mandrill!
Ceil: I can't fight!
GutsMan: No one on this show can do what they're supposed to, no excuses!
Ceil timidly steps forward.
Mandrill: It is time to face your doom Ceil!
Ceil: No! This can't be happnening!
Mandrill: Prepare to be electrocuted!
Nothing happens.
Mandrill: Right, there's no electricity. Um, I forfeit, even though I'm several times bigger then my opponent and she has no combat experience.
GutsMan: Okay, next up are Volt Catfish, Volt Squid, and ElecMan!... Maybe I should change the order. Next up is Launch Octopus vs Bass!
Bass: I'm supposed to get special treatement!
GutsMan: You'll get an A automatically, even if you don't survive.
Bass: What a relief.
The battle begins.
Octopus: Time to lose Bass!
Nothing happens.
GutsMan: Now lacking electricity is one thing, but not having a homing missile dispender? Anyway, I guess Bass wins.
Zero: Will the next one be an actual battle?
GutsMan: Fine. The next match is Zero vs Armored Armadillo.
Armadillo: Prepare to lose Zero!
Zero slices him in half easily.
GutsMan: This isn't going well. The next battle is Roll vs Flame Mammoth!
Mammoth: You're doomed Roll!
Roll uses her vacuum cleaner power, it detsroys Mammoth.
GutsMan: They take elemental weaknesses way too far. Anyway, it's time for the final battle. MegaMan vs Sigma's Final Form from MegaMan X.
MegaMan: That's not fair!
Giant Sigma Head: You're doomed X! There's no escape this time!
The bell rings.
GutsMan: Oops, guess we don't have time for the last fight. Class dismissed.
Giant Sigma Head: We should have scheduled this better.
And so MegaMan goes home and things are back to normal. Stay tuned for the next episode of MegaMan Jr. High!