Episode 46: MegaMan Jr. High Meets Sheep in the Big City Part 2
Previously, on MegaMan Jr. High:
Some trolls invaded the school and it was rebuilt.
We now continue our crossover with Sheep in the Big City.
Sigma: General Specific, you have not been making progress in capturing MegaMan!
Specific: Why should I? We're supposed to be guests, and you just put us on hold and write two episodes between part 1 and this?
Sigma: Regardless, I want MegaMan captured!
Cut to MegaMan's house.
MegaMan: I'm glad school is over for today. I'll just open the closest for the first time since I hid someone in there...
MegaMan opens the closest. Sheep falls out.
Sheep: Two... weeks! I've been in that stupid closest for two weeks! I wasn't even the one who needed to hide, why did you lock me in there?
MegaMan: Because we don't have a guest room.
Sheep: Anyway, are Sigma and General Specific still after you?
MegaMan: I completely forgot about that. There were these people on a message board that were just so annoying... but anyway, I think it's blown over.
Sheep: Good, I can finally return to the Big City.
The Guts Dozer pulls up infront of MegaMan's house.
Angry Scientist: We've in the getting of you this time! We'll break your door down!
Angry Scientist goes into the Guts Dozer and gets a battering ram. He breaks down the door.
Sigma: At last! We've captured MegaMan!
Specific: Finally, my title character powered ray gun can be used.
Narrator: Oh no! MegaMan has been captured! Can he escape? Find out after this skit!
Ceil: Oh no! If we don't win this race my family's Debt Consultant company will be repossessed by Greedy McGreed Greed!
McGreed: I'M SO GREEDY!
MegaMan: Never fear! I'll win this race!
MegaMan gets into his Rush cart.
MegaMan: Time to battle and/or chase!
MegaMan zooms past the competition and crosses the finish line.
Judge: You're disqualified! This is a marathon, you can't use a car!
Ceil: OH NOES!
McGreed: Don't worry, I've come to realize that money isn't everything. I want to help people instead.
Ceil: So we can keep our business?
McGreed: No! I'll turn the building into a charity headquarters instead of renting it to a Captain Planet villian. Get lost!
Act break.
Act 2:
Narrator: MegaMan is captured by the evil General Specific and Sigma! Can he escape?
Chapter 2: (5?) MegaMan is Captured and we add the word "Sheep" In.
Specific: FINALLY! We've captured MegaMan!
Sigma: You have no chance to escape MegaMan, none whatsoever! You stay in this ungaurded room, we're going out for pizza.
The villians leave. Cut to Sheep and MegaMan's friends.
Roll: We have to do something!
Sheep: If only there were some way to get Sigma and The Secret Military Organization away from their base...
A car pulls up infront of them.
Sigma: Want to come to our pre-victory celebration?
Sheep: That's it!
Cut to everyone having pizza.
Roll: Our plan worked perfectly, they're distracted.
Zero: Yeah, but maybe we should have had someone go to rescue MegaMan.
Roll: Oops, almost forgot. (she turns to Wily) Wily, can you go rescue MegaMan?
Sheep: This isn't going well...
Wily: Of course, I'll go free MegaMan... wait a second, I can't do that, that would be a conflict of interest! If I go to free MegaMan, who will defend my place at the Marvel Vs Capcom machine?
Sheep: Don't worry, I'll protect MegaMan!
Sheep goes over to the MVC machine and wins playing as Dr. Wily's MegaMan.
Zero: This is pointless. I'll have to rescue MegaMan.
But thed party is over. Everyone goes back to where MegaMan is being held captive (MegaMan Jr. High).
MegaMan: This is hopeless, I'll spend the rest of my days trapped, being forced ton remain perfectly still and never go to school again!
The villians/heroes/narrators arrive.
Specific: Okay people, it's the moment we've all been waiting for! Lower MegaMan into the MegaMan powered ray gun!
MegaMan is lowered.
Angry Scientist: It is time! Finally we are having the ray gun!
He flips a switch. The ray gun is powered up.
Specific: BEHOLD OUR POWER!
The ray gun sets up a VCR with the right time and programmed to tape The Simpsons.
Scientist: We have done it! What no cliched character has done before! Set up a VCR! MegaMan, you are free to be going.
Sigma: ARRRGGGHHHHH!
Sheep: I guess everything turned out okay.
Narrator: And so the crossover ends with everyone happy! But stay tuned, because the best is still to come!
Act break.
Act 3:
Narrator: We end our show with what everyone's been waiting for, a double performance with the Ranting Swede and Tornado Tonion!
Swede: I'll tell you what badly translates my animal names! When you agree for a crossover and only get one act! Sure, I got that thing at the end of part 1, but that doesn't count! Anyone can be worked in at the end, it happens all the time! Just look at movies, every movie has some cameo at the very end, ranting about something! Well, I haven't seen a movie in years, but they probably do!
Tonion: Can I talk now?
Swede: You'll talk when I'm finished ranting! I've been ranting for years, I'm the most popular character on the show, WHY DON'T I HAVE MY OWN SHOW? I'm photogenic, I can be worked into interesting plots! But no! Where's "The Ranting Swede Jr. High"? I went to middle school back in the old country, Scotland, why didn't my life get made into a TV show?
Tonion: I'd really like an opportunity to speak.
Swede: QUIET! I'll tell you what cancels my show even, or the show I got tacked onto the end to, when I'm trying to perform with someone and they're so pushy. "I want to talk!" "It's not fair that you get to say everything!" "This is my presidental innaguration!" Stop being so selfish! It makes me want to RANT! And another thing, why do you have to insert the cartridges upside down in a GameBoy Player?
Tonion: Ahem. I'd like to say something. I consider education very important, and listening to my partner won't teach today's lesson! Let me introduce
How to Rant in a Swedish Accent with Tornado Tonion
Tonion: Darn, I ran out of time. Next class'es topic is irony.
Swede: How can we be out of time? This is text on a message board! It makes no sense! And another thing: why are dachshunds bigger then hotdog buns?
And so our crossover with Sheep in the Big City ends. Stay tuned for the next MegaMan Jr. High!
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