Episode 52 !&#?
It was another day at MegaMan Jr. High. MegaMan was in homeroom with ElecMan.
ElecMan: School, we're facing yet another crisis. (he looks down a list that has TV, thiefs, fanboys, school reviewers, and video game violence crossed out as scapegoats for how horrible the school is. He reads the next one) Swearing! I have it on good information that a student uttered the most vile swear word known to Man on in this school!
MegaMan: What was the swear word?
ElecMan: How dare you ask me to repeat it! All you need to know is not to say it.
Zero: But how can we avoid saying it if we don't know what it is?
ElecMan: The same way I expect you to pass your finals even though I've never taught you anything academic related. Class dismissed.
MegaMan and his friends leave.
Roll: I wonder what the word could be?
Bass: You must be the least cool pre teen robot around! I know what the word is!
MegaMan: What is it?
Bass: I'm saving it for a suprise.
KI: No you're not, we need to reveal it now so it doesn't seem like I censor bypassed.
Bass: Fine. The word is... gris!
Wily: How dare you say that horrible word! MegaMan, three weeks detention for provoking Bass into saying it! And another two weeks detention for being blue!
MegaMan goes home.
MegaMan: But what does mean? I have to ask a mature, responsible adult. But Dad's out suing a fast food company because he spilled ketchup on his fries.
And so MegaMan goes to his old standby, LUE.
MegaMan: Not that stupid ASCII again. I guess I have no choice but to ask my most logical, reasonable friend.
Cut to MegaMan asking Tommy Tallarico.
Tommy: You... said...gris! (Tommy bursts into laughter. After hours of waiting MegaMan realizes he won't stop and leaves)
MegaMan: I have to find out what means! And there's only one way. I'll ask every single character on this show except the ones who might actually know!
Act break.
Act 2:
And so MegaMan sets out to learn the meaning of gris.
MegaMan: Do you know what means?
Roll: No, but we don't need to know what it means! The propaganda said so!
Cut to MegaMan asking someone else:
MegaMan: What's mean?
Bubsy: Is that a swear word?
Bubsy runs off to make a game where characters constantly shout gris hoping it will sell because of that.
MegaMan asks someone else:
MegaMan: I don't suppose you know what gris means?
Rush: Rhy can't reven say it!
Cut (whenever you see this just assume MegaMan has just asked the question, the monotony of typing was weighing out the benefit of filling up space)
GameFAQs censor: It means , g'ed up, the g word, or g'ing.
Cut.
Mr. Owl: Such language! Stick to safe questions about Tootsie Pops!
MegaMan: How many licks does it take to get to the center of one?
Owl: A grissing lot.
Cut.
KI: It's the basis for this episode, a blatent ripoff of many other shows like all my other plots.
Cut.
Zero: I know, but MegaMan won't ask me.
MegaMan is tired of asking. He's very frustrated.
MegaMan: This is pointless! I'm so mad! If only I could express my anger!
Someone walks up to MegaMan.
Bass: I found out what it means!
MegaMan: What?
Bass: It means... PWNED! You'll never know!
MegaMan: Argh... seeth... can't.. contain... dots or temper... GRIS! There, I said it! What could happen?
Armed robots swarm around MegaMan.
PirateMan: MegaMan, you are under arrest for swearing!
Act break.
Act 3:
MegaMan: You can't get arrested for swearing!
PirateMan: Oh yes you can! Swearing is against the law!
MegaMan: What about free speech?
PirateMan: You lost that when you entered a parody of a kids show.
Cut to MegaMan facing a trial.
King: MegaMan, you are charged with the heinous crime of swearing!
MegaMan: I hope Dad doesn't find out about this media event.
Cut to Light in the next room.
Light: Your honor, I was given no warning that the ketchup inside my packet was subject to the rules of gravity!
Cut back to MegaMan.
King: What do you have to say in your defense?
MegaMan: I was just frustrated! And I still don't know what means!
King: It's a means to obscure a censored word.
MegaMan: Stop being so literal!
King: It does not matter why you said the word. The law is the law and we must follow it.
MegaMan: Shouldn't there be lawyers or a jury?
King: Stop being such a stickler. I sentence you to 1,000 episodes in jail!
Cut to MegaMan locked in prison.
MegaMan: I just wish I knew what gris meant.
CoherentPlotMan: I know what you mean. Saying gris is what I got arrested for. The name's just a coincindence.
MegaMan: I wouldn't mind being locked in jail if I only knew what it meant.
Warden: You have a visitor, it's Zero.
MegaMan: Tell him to go away, I don't feel like a visitor right now.
Zero leaves.
1,000 episodes later:
King: Okay MegaMan, you've served your time.
MegaMan: That 1,000 episodes passed quickly. I'm glad no one on this show ages and KI stopped numbering completely randomly so that there will be no trace of all the time that passed.
MegaMan goes home.
Light: MegaMan, where were you?
MegaMan: I was/
Light: No excuses! I really could have used you as a witness during my lawsuit that spanned 1,000 episodes. I eventually got them on a technicality, the guy who took my order offered to supersize it.
MegaMan: The monster!
And so MegaMan's life returns to normal. Stay tuned for the next episode of MegaMan Jr. High!
Zero: Gris means... I guess KI couldn't think of a clever meaning.