Episode 53: Who Hit Dr. Wily? Part 1
It was another day at MegaMan Jr. High.
ElecMan: And that class is why we're not allowed to say the word "shot" on this show.
A fly buzzes in.
ElecMan: Will somebody get that?
Everyone shoots it.
Wily walks in.
Wily: Class, I have an announcement to make. There are going to be some changes around here!
Roll: Are less used characters going to get significant plot roles instead of just getting to say generic lines?
Wily: Yes, actually. But the changes I'm referring to are different, and none of you are going to like them!
Zero: Why are you making them?
Wily: It makes me feel important. First, I'm cutting the teacher's pay!
ElecMan: How dare you! I was saving up for a battery pack!
Wily: Second, like real school's, a school day will now be 6 hours long. Also like real schools, most of the day will be mindless tedium. Unlike real schools, some of the day won't be.
Ceil: This is horrible!
Wily: Third, I am removing the book of cliches from the school library.
KI: You monster!
Wily: Fourth, I hate every character my announcements didn't effect.
Sigma: I'm motivated to hit you!
Wily: That is the end of the foreshadowing. Have a nice day. BECAUSE IT'S THE LAST ONE YOU'LL EVER HAVE!
Zero: Are you blocking out the sun?
Wily: No, I meant it would be the last nice day you'd ever have.
Count Chocula: How dare you get my hopes up!
Simpsons lawyer: Yeah!
And so the stage is set. Everyone has a motive to attack Dr. Wily. Get ready for a MegaMan Jr. High mystery! Well, other then that one about why the show was created.
Act break.
Act 2:
It's after school.
MegaMan: I can't believe Wily is doing all this!
Zero: Someone should teach him a lesson...
Bass: Yeah!
Roll: Bass, Wily is your father!
Bass: He's Zero's too, you didn't get mad at him!
MegaMan: He is not!
Ceil: There's only one way to settle this.
Cut to the characters reading past episode scripts.
Roll: Hey, we have a battle chip club!
MegaMan: And Ceil is supposed to be on Bass' side.
Zero: I was so out of character when I first appeared.
Bass: Are we ever going to find out what the foreshadowing in episode 6 was for?
The characters spend all night reminiscing. The next day at school:
Wily: I have even more cruel announcements to make!
Zero: Why are you doing this?
Wily: I'm drunk on power. And water.
Zero: The censors are really going to far. And shouldn't we have some clues or something?
Wily: From now on, it is illegal for anyone in this school to watch TV, play battle chips, swear, be a fanboy, or bring in a virus.
MegaMan: I knew we shouldn't have invited him last night.
Roll: This is getting out of hand!
Wily: But do any of you have the guts to stop me?
GutsMan: No...
Wily: Excellent!
MegaMan: He's really getting out of control. Someone should hit him!
Wily: And another thing, can anyone help me get past this level 8 in Tales of Symphonia.
KI: THAT'S AN RPG! I HATE IT WHEN SHOWS ARE IGNORANT ABOUT GAMES!
KI rushes towards Wily.
MegaMan: How exciting! I can't wait to see how this turns out!
Wily: Act break.
MegaMan: NOOOO!
Act 3:
KI rushes towards Wily. KI does an 11 hit combo on him, a Killer Instinct King combo (SUBTLE HINT FOR TRIVIA GAME!).
Wily: Wimp, you never hit me, just throws, kicks and projectiles.
Wily leaves.
Sigma: Someone has to teach him a lesson!
Wily is outside.
Wily: What a great day! I feel like celebrating... Oh it's you, what are you so happy about? Oh? Well I think you'd better drop it. Give it to me!
Wily grabs some candy from Maggie Simpson and continues home.
The next day:
MegaMan: Wily makes me so mad I could swear! Mittens!
Roll: We have to stop Wily! Soon he might cancel candy class!
Zero: How about some jokes you don't have to watch The Simpsons to get?
KI: Anyone who doesn't watch The Simpsons doesn't deserve to get the jokes.
The day passes.
MegaMan: Six hours, that was horrible!
MegaMan runs into another guard.
MegaMan: Back to start... no more Splinter Cell!
MegaMan goes to school.
Wily: I have yet another announcement to make. For security reasons I will be spending all day in my office. To make me harder to find it is completely secluded to the outside world and you can't leave fingerprints in it. If you want to contact me, portals are placed at areas that would provide good alibis.
Wily leaves. The school day passes.
MegaMan: Six hours, that was horrible.
MegaMan runs into another guard.
MegaMan: Training on Splinter Cell didn't help at all!
The police officer, BurstMan, rushes in.
BurstMan: Dr. Wily has been punched! We rushed him to the hospital of course.
Zero: I don't think we'll ever know who did this. KI hasn't put in any actual hints.
To be continued.