Episode 54: Who Hit Dr. Wily? Part 2
Previously on MegaMan Jr. High:
Roll: Are less used characters going to get significant
plot roles instead of just getting to say generic
lines?
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Simpsons lawyer: Yeah!
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MegaMan:
He is not!
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GutsMan: No...
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KI:
Anyone who doesn't watch The Simpsons doesn't deserve to get the
jokes.
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Dogbert: You're only ugly on the outside!
We now continue MegaMan Jr. High:
BurstMan: Someone has done the unthinkable...
MegaMan: What?
BurstMan: Well if I could think of it it wouldn't be unthinkable, now would it?
Sigma: But someone has hit Dr. Wily.
SkullMan: He'll be in a coma until the second half of act 3.
Roll: We have to solve this mystery!
Zero: But everyone in town's a suspect, and there are NO CLUES KI!
BurstMan: Well whoever did this is going to get a time out!
Zero: Okay, that's going to far with the censoring.
BurstMan: Fine, they'll be sent to jail for 5-10 minutes, er, years.
MegaMan: We have to find the culprit! This is a job for Rush.
Rush: Rat's right RegaMan!
Rat: Thank you Rush. As I was saying, I think MegaMan hit Wily! He had plenty of motive, just as much as everyone else.
Sigma: Now let's not jump to any conclusions, that wouldn't be fair. Let's decide who we most want to blame first.
Bass: I think it was MegaMan. He's had it in for Wily since episode 1!
Initiate Family Guy style cut scene:
MegaMan: Wily will pay for winning the race!
Jar Jar: Don't worry MegaMan, we'll win next time!
End cut.
MegaMan: I've been accused! But I'm innocent until proven guilty.
Bass: Communist!
MegaMan: Looks like I'll have to catch the attacker myself.
Act break.
Act 2:
MegaMan: I have to solve this mystery!
Zero: You're not going to.
MegaMan: I must! Otherwise I'll be blamed!
Zero: Well, your deduction skills aren't exactly sharp.
Cut scene:
MegaMan: I got it! Maggie shot Mr. Burns!
Zero: They revealed that 15 minutes ago.
Cut back:
MegaMan: Then I'll just have to try harder!
Cut to MegaMan at the interdimensional void in his tool shed.
MegaMan: I need a detective.
Void: This isn't a 7-11 you know, you can't just place your order and get what you want!
MegaMan: Sorry.
The void closes, cutting MegaMan off from the Wendy's on the other side.
Zero: Why does KI hate Wendy's so much?
MegaMan: I need to solve this mystery! I'll visit the scene of the crime.
MegaMan goes to Wily's office.
BurstMan: I knew it! the culprit always returns to the scene of the crime!
MegaMan: You were here first!
BurstMan: I was waiting for you!
MegaMan: No you weren't!
BurstMan: Fine, I was playing N-Gage and didn't want anyone to find me. But you're still accused! If I remembered the rights I would have to read you I'd arrest you!
The void appears.
Void: Here's the script of the Miranda rights. Thank you for visiting Wendy's.
BurstMan: Everything except the burger is ice cold! Okay MegaMan, it's time. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can be cut for syndication. You have the right to a deus ex machina to save you at the last second from going to jail. You get one act break before facing trial.
Act break.
Act 3:
MegaMan is on trial.
King: MegaMan, you stand accused of hitting Dr. Wily. How do you plead?
MegaMan: Not guilty.
King: Denial only proves you are. I need no evidence, I sentence you to 10 years in/
MegaMan: Your honor, I'd like to use my deus ex machina.
King: I'll allow it.
The void reappears. Conan and Scooby Doo step out.
Conan: I'd better make it look like a talking dog whose lips aren't moving is solving the case, otherwise it will look weird.
Conan shoots Scooby Doo and puts him to sleep.
Scooby: Although I've only been in this dimension a few seconds, I've solved the case. The attacker is/
Sigma: His lips aren't moving! WITCH!
King: I sentence you and that guy crouched behind you to be burned at the stake!
Zero: We can do that but not use the word shot?
Conan and Scooby are taken away.
Zero: Guess I'll have to be MegaMan's lawyer. Your honor, there is ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE because KI was too lazy to plant any. We'll never know hit Dr. Wily/
KI: Sorry to interupt, but I've solved the case.
Zero: You wrote it, of course you can solve it/
Everyone: QUIET!
KI: As I was saying, I know who attacked Wily. All the I had to do was look at the evidence/
Zero: THERE IS NO EVIDENCE YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A WRITER!
KI: Exactly! There is no evidence of an attacker because there was none. Dr. Wily hit himself! That's why there was no evidence!
Zero:...
KI: PWNED!
Wily enters the court room.
Wily: He's right! I hit myself planning to frame MegaMan. By not leaving any evidence I knew MegaMan would get blamed. And I would have gotten away with it to if it weren't for the person who controls everything that happens here.
KI: Looks like I'm a better mystery solver then you thought. (KI's lips aren't moving)
King: And so the case is solved. I rule MegaMan gets two weeks of detention. Case Dismissed!
And so the mystery is solved, and KI manipulates things so he doesn't look lazy for not leaving any clues. Stay tuned for the next MegaMan Jr. High!