Fee: MWAHAHAAA! Here is MY version of this chapter:

Chapter 4: Feenux Finally Kills Vegeta

It was a beautiful day. Not a cloud in the sky. The birds were chirping happily, and everyone was in a good mood. Vegeta then changed the channel of his mini-TV.

"Screw this,"he says aloud.

Vegeta decides to go home early from work today. He walks happily down the street, thinking "Finally, I get to go home!"

Suddenly, out of nowhere (well, actually the bush...), the Greatest Evil Assassin aka FeenuX jumps out from behind a bush.

"You won't get away from me this time Veggie-boy!" she yells as she aims a bazooka at Vegeta. "Mwahahaha!"

Vegeta, being full of fear, turns around and runs for his life. He turns around the next corner, thinking he lost The Greatest Evil Assassin. He looks around the corner. All clear... no GEA (Greatest Evil Assassin).

He then turns back into the alley, and finds out that he is in a dead end. "Oh crap, people in dead ends ALWAYS die first..." he says to himself. Knowing that he is already halfway into the dark, scary alley, turns around slowly to meet eyes with the GEA.

"Hello Veggie-Boy. How was your day today?" she asked sweetly while aiming her bazooka at Vegeta.

He didn't answer. Instead, he ran at the GEA, totally catching the GEA off guard. She jumps to the side, watching Vegeta run out of the alley. "Damnit!" she yells "You can't get away from me! I know where you live and work!"

The GEA gave up her hunt for Vegeta today, knowing where he lived and worked.

Fee: God damnit! Even in my own story I can't kill him... He's too awesome...

Cir: OK then... o.O Now back to the real, unwritten-by-Fee story.

Vegeta: And besides, if that happened, when I saw her I'd grab the monkey wrench and throw her in a dumpster.

Fee: (remembers what happened in "Vegeta's Reputation is About to Change") nooo... dumpster... KILL VEGETA! (lunges at Vegeta's throat, causing him to fall backwards)

Vegeta: Get her off of me!

Goku: (starts gnawing on her leg)

Cir: Story time!Oh, and I don't own light sabers, they're from the creators of Star Wars. (Behind him, things get out of control as Goku gets kicked in the face by Vegeta, making it a free for all) And JERRY MON, yes, more bashing has come. (Evil grin)

Chapter Four:
The GEA and Angry Mailmen

Fee got her life saver ready to kill Vegeta. "Don't you mean light saber?" Goku asked.

"No, it's a life saver!" Fee said, holding up the tube.

Goku raises an eyebrow and gets back to work. He got the back room back in place, so he was safe. He took a room from somewhere else.

Ned opened the door to his office on the fourth floor humming. He took a step through the door and fell from where the room used to be. "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-" WHAM!

Vegeta started laughing his head off when a life saver fell on his neck and began choking him. But being the saiyan he was, Vegeta moved his head forward and Fee went flying.

"I'd like to buy this guitar," a guy said to Goku who was at the desk.

Goku looked at the computer after he scanned the price tag. "That will be...43 000 dollars."

"WHAT! I'm not buying it at that price!" After he left, Goku looked back at the computer. "Is that a decimal?" Then he was hit in the head with an anvil.

Vegeta was on the help desk on the second floor. "Where can I find a record?" someone asked him.

"Next floor," Vegeta said lazily. As the customer went up the stairs, he took out his mini TV and turned on the hockey game.

Goku heard yelling from upstairs on the CD floor. It was Vegeta. "YES! TRASH THOSE CDS! DESTROY THEM ALL! YES! LIKE THAT YOU DESTROYER!"

Thinking the worst, Goku ran upstairs to find Vegeta yelling at his mini TV, where the hockey teams the Keswick Destroyers were against the Cannington Desserts, or the CDs. He sighed and went downstairs to see a robber with a gun at the counter stamping his foot impatiently. "Can we get this robbery over already? I have the bank scedueled at one thirty," the robber said.

"Sorry," Goku said. "So how much are you stealing today, Denis?"

"Do you have $120?"

"Yep."

"Okay."

Vegeta decided to skip the rest of the day. He jumped out the window, walked past Ned, who still lay on the ground muttering to himself, and went down the street.

Fee crawled out of a bush with a bazooka. "Today you die!" she whispered taking aim. "The GEA never fails!" She fired, but unfortunately, she held it backwards, so it fired out the other end and hit the mailman. He got up and took her bazooka. Fee ran down the road and was shot at. She turned and it went toward a building.

"I'm bored," Centren, the middle head of the rare three headed Gumbo raptor said.

"Yeah. Lefty, why don't you eat another window?" Righter, the right head asked.

"Hey, I only do that when I'm drunk!" Lefty, the left head said. "I never do it other times." Then the bazooka shot hit the window, causing the window to rocket forward and right into Lefty's open mouth and down his throat. He coughed a few times. "I stand corrected," he said hoarsely.

Vegeta went past the bank, where Denis the robber walked out of with sacks of money. He went to the mall to get a new video game for Trunks' birthday at the electronic store. Trunks liked fun games, so he got him Kill machine 5000, which he got for him three years in a row to annoy him, like usual.

That's enough for now. And those two towns for the hockey teams are real, just not the teams.

Fee: (covered in bandages from fight at beginning) i don't like bazookas anymore...

Cir: Get out of that corner. (gives suspicious look) Are you planning something to kill Vegeta?

Fee: no, I give up.

Vegeta: (also in bandages) (walks in)

Fee: (huggles him)

Vegeta: You're...choking...me!

Fee: I know. :)

Vegeta: (grabs her and throws her against a wall, and they get into a fight. Goku, who's also in bandages, comes in, and they all start fighting)

Cir: (shakes head) Review, and hopfully they'll stop.