Title: Yuletide Conspiracies
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Category: Quadruple X (X-mas X-Files/Xander Xover) drabble.
Summary: The truth is out there, and it likes milk and cookies.
"You mean he's not a demon?" asked Xander, puzzled. Andrew had insisted he listen to this crazy ex-FBI agent with his outrageous theory.
"It all fits," replied an excited Mulder. "He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows when you've been bad or good, he has access to every house in world, he crosses international borders with no government interference, he commands a legion of small people building toys which he distributes to unsuspecting children... who else could it be?"
"Ho, ho, ho," said Santa from the shadows, lighting another cigarette.