Goku: -I still think I should be smart in the notes!

Cir: Keep playing stupid! It makes things funnier.

Goku: But I know other countries speak English, so-

Vegeta: The author note has started.

Cir: Oh, I see. Well, I think it's time to start the story.

Chapter Five:
Another Pointless Fight

Goku entered work. But when he saw inside the building, Vegeta was eating all the CDs, Ned was talking gibberish, and Fee was on a pogo stick.

"Vegetables have seven boils on their pudding chairs," Ned said to Goku before twitching violently.

Goku tried to say, "What the heck is going on?", but all that came out was, "Ack ack aaaaaaack ack ack buhhhhhhhh." He felt his throat when he realized that Vegeta had a crown.

"I rule the world Kakarott," Vegeta said before eating a saxophone. "Drop and give me fifty!"

Goku fell to the ground and gave Vegeta fifty dollars. He tried to say, "When did you become king?", but this time all that came out was, "Dungbat goop NORTHERN CALIFORNIA!"

Vegeta nodded and Fee used the pogo stick on Goku's head. She opened her mouth and a bird from a coo-coo came out. "Coo-coo. Coo-coo."

She hopped away and two customers came in. Goku tried to walk there but his legs wouldn't move, so he had to walk on his hands.

The customers suddenly started doing the can-can.

"Can-can, can you do the can-can, can you do the-"

"Coo-coo. Coo-coo."

"Peanut butter finger can rule the posicles when it strikes 11-"

"Bow down to me!"

"NORTHERN CALIFORNIA! NORTHERN CALIFORNIA!"

"-do the can-can-"

"Coo-coo."

"All shall eat dirt!"

"Goku! Goku!"

Goku woke up from his dream. His wife Chichi had woken him up. "What's wrong?" he asked her.

"You were chewing on my hair saying Northern California!" she said.

"Oh," Goku said. "Sorry."

The next day Goku went to work. Vegeta was already there. "I had a dream last night with you in it," Goku said to Vegeta.

Vegeta looked at Goku like he had three heads. "You dreamed about me?"

"You ate a saxophone." The next thing Goku knew, his head was inside a drumset.

Fee walked in the store with a fake moustache on. "Is that a guy or a girl?" Goku whispered to Vegeta when he got the drumset off.

"Hello," Fee said. "My name is Fee-orginjopliderahyonpersianwastewaterbucket Buligennire." Vegeta raised an eyebrow.

"Okay Miss 'Buligennire'," Goku said, putting stress on Buligennire. "This is a sad attempt," he whispered to Vegeta. "Even I can see through it."

"I am from Tea Testers Inc. I will pay you 500 dollars to test this tea." She showed Vegeta cup of bubbling green liquid. "What do you say spiky haired guy?"

Vegeta was about to say "no!" when Goku said, "It looks kind of poisonous."

Vegeta smacked Goku's head. "No shit Sherlock."

Goku punched Vegeta back. Vegeta bit Goku's arm and Goku kicked Vegeta's schlong. They quickly began fighting. 'I hope they kill each other in front of me,' Fee thought.

But a trombone hurled at her. "GET OUT FEE!" They both yelled. She grumbled and left.

Vegeta hurled a guitar at Goku. Goku dodged it and smacked Vegeta with a bass. Vegeta's head fell in a trumpet and Goku hit the trumpet with a drumstick. Vegeta pulled his head out of the vibrating trumpet then hit Goku with the guitar. Goku hit Vegeta with the bass. Vegeta's guitar hit Goku in the head. Goku pulled a chainsaw from behind a drumset and cut the guitar in half. For a bit he chased Vegeta, but Vegeta found a minigun, and he chased Goku.

Goku tried to cut the minigun in half, but it got stuck in the middle and broke the minigun though. Goku blasted Vegeta and Vegeta threw the stairs at Goku, which Ned happened to be on.

"Idiot" Vegeta yelled at Goku.

"Midget!" Goku yelled back.

"I am 5'9", the size of a normal anyone. You and all the others, except Krillen, just happen to be 7 or 8 feet!" Vegeta shot back.

"Uh, long insult user!" Goku said.

Fee jumped in the door with a rocket launcher. "Forgetting someo-"

"SHUT UP!" Goku and Vegeta both yelled at the same time and they both punched her in the face causing her to go flying halfway across town.

"Where were we?" Vegeta asked.

"Your turn."

"Ok. My long insult was just too long for your brain to comprehend!"

"Look who says the words 'normal anyone' in a row! And you call me stupid?"

Vegeta opened his mouth and closed it, stood there for a second, then punched Goku in the face.

Goku grabbed the stairs (Goku: Weren't they thrown out the window?) and threw them at Vegeta. Vegeta ran out the door and picked up a building. "This will win!" he said.

"Put the people down!"

"Oops." He dropped the building, but, being under it, crushed himself.

From halfway across town, Fee lay in a pile of garbage bags. "OK, I'm over the 'I-want-to-kill-Vegeta' phase. I just wanna see him hurt." She looked back through the rumble her throw caused, and saw Vegeta getting crushed. "Yay! He's hurt." She tries to do a happy dance, but is too hurt to do so.

Vegeta crawled out from under it. He groaned then fell face flat in on the road where eight moving trucks were coming.

"Ooooo, that has to hurt," Goku said as the trucks went over Vegeta. "I should do something to save it!" Goku pulled the mini TV out of Vegeta's pocket. "It's too late. WHY DO THE GOOD ALWAYS DIE YOUNG!"

Vegeta grabbed his throat from the ground. "Ka...ka...ROTT!"

"Uh-oh." Goku moved off the road as more moving trucks drove. "Is a billionaire moving or something?" he asked aloud. A car drove up to him and the window rolled down.

"Yep," Will Pates, a billionaire said before continuing to drive.

Fee: Why do i always get hurt...

Cir: It's called "Painful Humor".

Fee: Meanie.

Vegeta: Remember, he likes to make other people look bad. AND MAKE OTHER PEOPLE STONED!

Goku: You haven't given him a rest on that have you?

Cir: Yeah, at least I let you two in the notes. Goku is actually good.

Fee: (whispering to Vegeta) Hey, let's team up and kill Cir and Goku.

Vegeta: (whispering back) Sounds good...

Cir: Vegeta, team with her and I press the erase button on you. And I know because you typed it.

Fee: (still whispering) We'll plan later...

Cir: In the next chapter, more suffering is endured by Vegeta and Fee.

Both: Aw damnit!

Goku: Haha! Oh, review.

Cir: That's my line! Review for a new chapter!