Part 2 of this chapter is done! Behold my masterpiece!

Vegeta: (snorts) Masterpiece, he says.

Cir: I heard that.

Vegeta: No duh.

Fee: Veggie, NOW!

Fee and Vegeta: (take out flamethrowers and shoot at Goku and Cir)

Real Cir: Those are holograms, we knew you'd do this, we had taped a bug to Vegeta's back while he slept. And this means WAR! Because I have the power over the story!

Goku: Excellent.

Fee and Vegeta: Uh oh...

Cir: And Sabudabu, I updated immediantly because I had the next few chapters done. I update once I get 1 or 2 reviews for a chapter. Whichever I feel like.

Chapter Seven:
Lost in the Desert Part 2

Vegeta and Goku slowly walked through the desert. They were panting and sweating like mad. The sun was shining brightly, and seemed bigger then usual.

Vegeta had seen pools three times, but, knowing they were mirages, passed them. After he passed the last, a bird landed in it and took a drink.

Goku looked at Vegeta. But he was surprised to see an ice cream sundae with legs where he stood. Vegeta looked at Goku. He looked like a giant glass of water with legs. "You know you want to drink me," the water said to him. "Do you?" Vegeta nodded. "Then drink away!"

Vegeta started drinking the water."Vegeta! VEGETA!"

"What is it giant water glass?" He suddenly realized he was slurping on Goku's hair.

"Found out what it is?" Goku said in an annoyed tone. "And since when have you called me 'giant water glass'?"

"Uh, since now?"

Goku sighed and continued walking. After several minutes, he was extremely tired. "Hey Vegeta, I'mgoing to sleep now." And he fell down.

"Good idea Kakarott." And with that Vegeta fell too.

Vegeta woke up and saw vultures pecking at his legs. He swatted them away. He looked over at Goku. There were vultures there too, but they were talking.

"Looks like we found some live ones," one said.

"Barely," a second said.

"Let move, I smell people coming," the first said again. (That was from Jak3, but it was slightly edited to suit vultures)

Vegeta woke up from that. It was raining. He started drinking from the rain water when he saw Goku playing the bagpipes.

He woke up again. He looked around for anything out of the ordinary, when he saw some cactus drinking tea.

Vegeta woke himself up. He just ran at a cactus and the cactus jumped out of the way.

Goku woke up and sat up. "Man, if that what Vegeta's dreaming about, it must be really weird for him," he said before Goku collapsed back into the sand which woke Vegeta up. Goku looked at him. He was a giant, mouth watering steak. Vegeta looked at himself. He was normal, but Goku had turned into some stew.

ThenGoku saw something in the sand. "Vegeta, a water bottle!" He dug it up to find it empty except for one single drop. Goku raised it to his mouth when Vegeta yanked the bottle out of his hand.

"I'm more thirsty."

"Me thirsty!" Goku dove at the bottle, but Vegeta moved it and was tackled. They both grabbed the bottle and started tugging. Goku slipped and pulled the bottle from Vegeta's hands t the same time. Vegeta dove down but Goku rolled over causing Vegeta to land face flat in the sand.

"That's the second time that's happened today." Vegeta looked at Goku and saw the drop sliding toward his open mouth. Vegeta blasted Goku over causing it to go flying from his hands. They both watched the drop fall out and land on a cacti.

They sat still for a bit. Then Vegeta said, "This is all your fault Kakarott!"

"My fault? How is it my fault?"

"You didn't realized it was a robot. You stacked the dynamite around the fire extinguishers. See now why it's all your fault!"

"Well you could have just asked me, becuse I hadn't put any dynamite on the back, so you could have asked me to get one!" Goku shot back.

Vegeta kicked him. Goku punched back. They soon began punching like two punching machines. Goku bit Vegeta. Vegeta kicked Goku.Goku blasted him and Vegeta blasted back. Goku threw a cactus at Vegeta and Vegeta threw a palm tree at Goku.Goku caught the tree and put it down, and Vegeta caught the cactus and threw it in the air in pain.They soon began strangling each other.

"Why are you two strangling each other?" They looked beside them and saw Ned.

"What are you doing in the desert?" Vegeta asked.

"The desert right beside my shop is where I suntan." They both saw that the Music Palace was right beside the desert, and as was the city. They were, in fact, strangling each other in front of it. "Now shouldn't you two be working?"

They sighed and walked into the building.

Hello! I brought Ned in this once in a lifetime author note!

Goku: You said you'd be doing this multiple times.

Vegeta: Yeah!

Ned: Goku! VEGETA! (curls up in corner and rocks back and forth)

Cir: So Ned, what do you think of the story so far?

Ned: Well, I'd like it better if I hadn't gotten shot in the leg.

Vegeta: It's always "me me me"! Why doesn't anyone care about other people.

Everyone else: (stars at him)

Vegeta: Ok, I was talking about paying attention to me...

Cir: Thought so. Review review review, and you'll-

Vegeta: Get a new chapter.

Cir: That's my line!