Episode 61: The Camping Trip
It was another day at MegaMan Jr. High.
ElecMan: Class, it's time for our field trip to summer camp! I'm handing out permission slips now. Please forge your parent's signature on them.
Roll: I'm not good at forging.
ElecMan: Didn't you learn anything from ethics class? Anyway, we're going on a camping trip to Legends Forest. It is an ideal camping destination and there's rumored to be a huge secret there... the foreshadowing notice went out again!
ElecMan calls the janitor, JunkMan, and he changes the subtle forshadowing lightbulb.
ElecMan: We're leaving right now.
The school bus crashes through the wall.
TurboMan: Sorry I'm late, there was a firetruck going by and one of my tires got damaged crashing through it.
ElecMan: Okay class, time for the camping trip!
The students get on the bus.
TurboMan: Next stop, Legends Forest!
Cut to the bus driving through Planet Zebes:
Ceil: I think we're lost, you should have asked directions.
TurboMan: Oh, real original, would you like to throw in "Men be acting all like zombies at the mall" while you're at it?
Eventuall they arrive in Legends forest.
ElecMan: Did you remember to pick up Sigma and Wily?
TurboMan: D'oh!
The next day they're at Legends forest again.
ElecMan: When you picked up Sigma and Wily, did you remember to bribe the lawyers so we wouldn't get sued for stealing this sequence?
TurboMan: D'oh d'oh!
The next day:
ElecMan: Did you remember to set the VCR to tape American Idol for Sigma?
TurboMan: Yes, I did.
And so the group finally gets off the bus.
Zero: Wa... water! We haven't had food or water in three days!
MegaMan: And I'm tired, I don't like this Flinstones style bus.
Sigma: Okay school, time for our camping trip! Now, we're just visiting this forest, so I want you to be responsible and mature about this.
WoodMan: Hello, I'm your guide, WoodMan.
Sigma: BWAHAHAHAHA! Guide... that's priceless!
WoodMan: I know you're all exhausted from the rides over here. So let's get our 25 mile hike to camp out of the way.
Act break.
Act 2:
During the hike:
WoodMan: This forest has quite a bit of history. That tree right there is an exact replica of the fake redwood displayed at CrystalMan's Museum of History.
MegaMan: Are we there yet?
WoodMan: Wait a second, we were going in the wrong direction!
One 50 mile hike later:
WoodMan: And here are our cabins!
A leaf slowly falls on top of the cabin. It lands on it.
WoodMan: Sucess! I built the cabins strong enough to withstand a leaf! That took awhile...
Sigma: Okay, everyone enjoy your night of ruffing it. The teachers will be at that hotel over by the clearing.
The students go into their cabins.
Roll: There's no beds in here!
Ceil: And no floor!
Bass: And the hot tub is broken!
MegaMan: We've got some kind of insect infestation too!
We see Pikmin carrying away one of the walls.
One long night later:
Sigma: Rise and shine campers!
MegaMan uses BrightMan's weapon.
Sigma: Today we're taking a break after the trip to our cabin. Time for a 75 mile hike!
The hike begins:
Bass: This is the worst camping trip ever!
MegaMan: What about Kamp Krusty?
Zero: Just because we rip off The Simpsons constantly doesn't mean we share their memories.
MegaMan: You mean that donut wasn't forbidden?
Sigma: Keep up! You wouldn't want to be left behind, there are wild animals in this forest! Always stay insight of me or our counselors, Neon Tiger, Slash Grizzly, and Flame Hyena.
MegaMan: I hate this hike! I want to do something exciting!
Zero: How about we look for this forest's secret?
MegaMan: What secret? You can't expect me to remember something from act one without a foreshadowing warning.
Zero: Let's just go!
And so the hunt begins.
Act break.
Act 3:
Roll: So does anyone know anything about this secret?
Bass: It's got cinnamon and sugar in every bite!
Zero: No, all we know is no one's ever found it.
MegaMan: Then what makes you think we'll find it?
Zero: The other people who looked weren't looking during an episode. Just keep wandering, we'll find it.
They aimlessly wander. They find 6 hidden packages, 3 golden bananas, the varia suit, and a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Ceil: This is hopeless! We'll never find that secret!
Zero: That's right, we need to say that cliche to trigger it!
A cave appears out of nowhere. A spirit is guarding it.
Spirit: To enter you must answer this riddle. What is green and sings?
MegaMan: Elvis Parsley.
Bass: LMAO!1111
Spirit: You can enter.
The spirit doesn't move.
MegaMan: You said we could enter.
Spirit: But not that you may enter/
Zero slices the spirit in half.
Zero: We're almost to the secret!
5 hours of looping backgrounds later:
MegaMan: This maze is endless!
Zero: We've been walking in a circle.
They walk forward and find a mysterious capsule.
Zero: Atlast!
Cut to the teachers and counselors.
Sigma: Sound off!
No one responds.
Sigma: Whatever.
Cut back.
A holograph of Light appears in the capsule.
Light: Congratulations! You have found the legendary hadouken capsule!
MegaMan: Incredible!
Light: Please insert 25 cents.
No one brought money.
Light: Sorry, operating a hidden capsule isn't cheap.
And so the group leaves dissapointed. And they never thought of returning with a quarter. The end.
We see Sigma continuing the hike.
Sigma: Sound off!
No one answers.
Sigma: Jerks.
Stay tuned for the next MegaMan Jr. High