WAR!

Vegeta: (Walks in) War? WHERE!

Cir: Nothing, me and Goku ae playing the card game War. We got the same card, so I yelled "War!".

Vegeta: Well that was an interesting way to start this chapter.

Goku: Yep. Indeed it was. But I think you should get to the story.

Cir: Good idea. I-

Vegeta: (throws uranium at Cir)

Cir: (takes a step left, uranium misses) -I'll continue the card game after. Oh, and kuramafan58, if you want to know why there's spelling mistakes, blame the documents part. Whenever I write something and save, next thing I know, some letters and spaces are missing. I fix them, but then more go missing. VERY ANNOYING! And Fee is a real person, not the name though.

Chapter Eight:
Company Picnic

Goku looked at his bedroom clock. It was flashing 12:00. "Not another power outage," he mumbled.

Goku walked downstairs and opened the fridge. He took out a slice of cake and ate it before returning to bed.

He woke up to see the blinds still closed. The clock was still flashing 12:00. He went downstairs and peeked out the blinds. Rays of bright sunlight flew in. He looked at their sundile outside then his watch. "1:30! I'm five and a half hours late for work!" Goku said as he jumped in the shower without taking anything off. Then he changed into his normal clothes and had a bagel for breakfast. Or should I say lunch.

Goku teleported to the store with the bagel still in his mouth. "Late today, Kakarott?" Goku turned around to see Vegeta smirking at him. "You better tell Ted-"

"Ned," corrected Goku with a mouth full.

"I don't care what his name is," Vegeta said through barred teeth. "He told me to tell you to tell him when you arrived."

Goku went up to Ned's office. He opened the door and saw Ned on his computer st his desk. Goku snuck around to see what he was doing. Ned was playing a game. "Ned?"

Ned jumped and accidently clicked the X on the game window, causing it to close. "I was almost at level seven!" Ned said, bashing his head on the keyboard, making him type "gyhthgytyth7bhnggbnh b n" on the keyboard, then print it by accident. It turned out to be what they require in employees for them to apply.

"Uh, Vegeta told me to tell you when I arrive," Goku said to Ned.

"Oh, yes, and that's not all I want to tell you," Ned said. "We're having a company picnic this Thursday."

"A picnic?" Goku said eagerly.

"Yes, a picnic."

"A company picnic?"

"Yes, a company picnic."

"A company picnic with food?"

"Yes, a company picnic with food!"

"A company picnic with food and games?"

"YES GOKU!"

"Yes what?"

Ned's eye twitched. "A COMPANY PICNIC WITH FOOD AND GAMES!"

"A company picnic with-"

"GOKU!"

"Sorry..."

Vegeta had fallen asleep at the help desk, so Goku drew computer screen on paper and put a window with words on it. He taped it to the screen and hide behind a drumset. To wake him up, Goku hit a drum.

Vegeta fell off the chair. Goku held in his laughter. Vegeta stood up and looked at the screen. "What's this?" he said to himself out loud. "You have accessed a program holding a virus. Everything on any computer attached to this, and every website they have accessed have been deleted. Congratulations idiot, who knows what you did, but you really screwed everything up, didn't you? WHAT!" Vegeta felt the screen. "PAPER! KAKAROOOOOOOOTT!"

Goku burst out laughing and Vegeta ripped the paper off. "I see you put another one on, with more technical words. And it still says that "Congratulations idiot" on it!"

He suddenly stopped laughing. "Vegeta, I only put one on," Goku said. Vegeta felt the computer screen.

"Glass. Uh-oh..." Goku looked at it. It was there. Vegeta blasted the computer out the window.

Goku was making his own jello for the company picnic. He tasted it, but the next thing he knew, he was having his stomach pumped. So, he went to Dende and got some senzu beans.

"Now, you're sure it's a matter of life and death, Goku?" Dende asked him.

"Uh, yeah," Goku said. "I really need them."

"Who are they for?" the Namekian asked.

"My company picnic, see ya Dende!" And before Dende could protest, Goku was gone.

Goku brought the beans in a bowl. He was one of the first ones there. All that were there already were Ned, Vegeta, a tall thin person and a snail the size of a 4 foot long shark.

"So, when will the rest be getting here?" Goku asked Ned.

"This is it," Ned said. "You're the last one." Ned brought Goku over to them. "Everyone, this is Goku. Goku, these are Greg,-" He pointed at the tall guy. "-you know Vegeta, and the snail is Avecon." The snail nodded.

"I never knew there were so few people here," Goku said.

"Well, there are, Kakarott," Vegeta grumbled.

"Now, let's see what everyone brought," Ned said. He went to Vegeta first.

"The woman made this cake," Vegeta said, showing Ned a triple laired cake.

"I see," said Ned. "And how to you plan to protect it from ants?"

Vegeta grinned. "I'm going to surround it with ant poison." Ned went to Greg.

"What have you brought?" he asked.

"Egg salad sandwiches. And I too have ant poison."

Ned nodded and went to Avecon. "What have you brought today, Avecon?" Ned asked.

Avecon reached an antenna into his shell and pulled out a plate piled with slimy balls. "Ah, your famous 'Slime balls' which taste like heaven?" Ned asked delightedly. "Avecon nodded. "And I suppose you'll protect them from ants with your slime?"

"Ergergergergoygoygoyderger."

"I'm going to take that as a yes," Ned said, moving on to Goku.

"I brought these beans," Goku said. Vegeta's eyes widened. 'KAKAROTT!' he thought. 'What does he think he's doing!'

"And your protection from ants?" Ned asked.

"Uh, I'll surround it with candles?" Goku said.

"Ok, I brought soup," Ned said, holding up soup. "If you would all put your stuff on the tables, we could get to the competitions."

They all put there foods on a table and put their protection around it.

They started the 30 feet sack race. They all got into sacks.

"Okay, here are the rules," Ned said. "Avecon has his usual 20 foot head start. ONLY hop. No running, no walking. And no flying or teleporting," he mumbled to Goku and Vegeta.

All of them except Avecon got in a line 30 feet from the finish in their sacks. Avecon was 10 feet from the finish. "3, 2 1, GO!"

Goku and Vegeta began hopping in the sacks quickly. Goku wanted to win, and Vegeta wanted to sit down and eat. Ned and Greg were far behind. But for a big snail, Avecon moved slighty faster then he expected. Avecon was five feet from the finish. Goku was 10 feet. Vegeta was 7. Then Goku tripped. His arms shot out and accidently hit Vegeta down. Ned and Greg passed them.

Here was the standings: Ned: 3rd. Goku: Didn't finish. Avecon: 2nd. Greg: 1st. Vegeta: Didn't finish.

They went and had a bit of food. The slime balls actually tasted pretty good. Ned threw a senzu bean into his mouth. "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He spit it out and one of his teeth fell out with it. Goku threw one into his mouth, chewed and swallowed.

"If you can't bite it, you have to swallow it whole," Goku explained.

They went straight to the next contest, without anyone touching the senzu beans except Goku, Vegeta and Avecon, who didn't have teeth, so he was used to swallowing everything whole.

The second event was five way tug-o-war. There were five ropes tied at the middle over a pond. Goku and Vegeta were doing most of the fighting. The others were clinging on for dear life. Ned was the first to fall in. Goku pulled Vegeta a step forward. Goku pulled Vegeta forward. Greg tried to pull Vegeta in, and Vegeta pulled him in.

Avecon wasn't making any attempts, just holding the rope in his mouth, watching. Goku and Vegeta were both right at the edge of the pond. Goku pulled hard and so did Vegeta. Then they both slipped and fell in, meaning Avecon won by doing nothing.

"Ahh! Leeches!" Vegeta yelled pulling the creatures off his arms. "Ahh! More leeches!" He pulled more off, but they kept coming. "Feeling dizzy..." Then Vegeta collapsed in the water.

They ate again. The senzu beans were still untouched by Ned or Greg. However, the slime balls were almost done, and so was the cake and egg salad sandwiches.

The third event was a balloon-head keep in the air. "Alright," Ned said. "You can only keep your balloon in the air with your head. To keep it it the air, you must hit it with your head." Goku was pretty good. He was keeping it in the air. Vegeta hit his at Goku's balloon, almost causing Goku to lose it. Goku hit his at Vegeta's. They were soon in a balloon hitting war. Goku's missed Vegeta's and hit Greg's. Avecon was doing good, until he accidently had the balloon fall in his huge mouth. He spat it out, but it hit the ground.

Ned was trying to keep his as far away from Goku and Vegeta's war as possible. For they were hitting balloons at each other rapidly. But they hit their balloons against each other's so hard that the balloons went flying out of reach and hit the ground.

"Well, I win!" Ned yelled.

They had more food. All that was left were the soup, the cake and the senzu beans.

The fourth contest was like hot potato, but it had four water balloons instead of a potato and no music. "The rules are simple," Ned said. "Keep passing it to the person on your right. Whoever pops the balloon when catching it is out, and we get another balloon."

They started. Goku passed it to Greg, Greg passed it to Avecon, Avecon passed it to Vegeta, Vegeta passed it to Ned, but Ned caught it too hard, and it broke, splattering water all over him.

Ned gave Goku, who was next, the next balloon. He passed it to Greg, to Avecon, to Vegeta, to Goku, to Greg, where it burst. Avecon got another balloon. He passed it to Vegeta, who passed it rather hard to Goku, but Goku caught it, and passed it to Avecon, who passed to Vegeta, where it burst. He had caught it too hard.

Goku passed the last balloon to Avecon, still smiling about how Vegeta was out. But he forgot that he and Avecon were the only ones left, so he missed catching it.

They ate very little, knowing that it was time for the last competition. The last one was a freeze dance. Ned programmed a radio to go off at random points during a CD.

The song started. Goku didn't know how to really dance, so he walked around at a beat. Vegeta just raised an arm and let it fall. The song stopped and Ned fell over, having been on one foot at the time.

It started. Goku continued walking and Vegeta was raising one arm and letting it fall. The music stopped and Greg yawned, meaning he was out. The music started. Goku and Vegeta were doing uncomplex stuff, so that they wouldn't get out.

It stopped. No one moved. Then it started again. Avcon couldn't really dance so he was waving his head back and forth.

The music stopped as neither of Goku's feet were on the ground. He fell and did the splits, meaning he was out. Vegeta held in a laugh, when he farted. The smell went to Vegeta's nose. He coughed and waved his hand in front of his face. But then did he realize the music hadn't started, meaning Avecon won.

"Alright Arecon," Ned said to Avecon, "time for your reward for winning the company picnic of the year. You get three months supply of cake, and a 10 percent raise!"

"All this for that much?" Goku said. "I wish I won."

That is the longest chapter I've ever wrote yet. Over 2000 words.

Fee: Wow. (sarcastic clap)

Cir: (glares)

Goku: That is a lot. But why didn't me or Vegeta win anything?

Cir: Because I felt like adding something funny, how you didn't win anything.

Vegeta: Why did i fart?

Cir: To lose. And want to know how I made sure what Ned made when he hit his head on the keyboard was realistic?

Goku: How?

Cir: Because I hit my head on the keyboard for that. So that's exactly what I came up with when mine hit.

Vegeta: Why'd you do that?

Cir: Reality is a key ingredient in funny stories. But fiction can be funny too.

Goku: That explains why you write about us.

Cir: Yes, it certainly does.

Make sure you review for this chapter, because I have to go and write another. I hope you enjoyed this long chapter. I just wish I could think of stuff to make every chapter this long...

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