Episode 62: The MegaMan Jr. High Spinoff Showcase!

KI: Here at MegaMan Jr. High, we're committed to ripping off every Simpsons idea ever conceived. So it should come as no surprise that we're stealing this one. Join us tonight for a look at possible spinoffs of classic MegaMan Jr. High characters! First, have you ever wondered what it would be like if Rush moved away to start a family? It didn't work out well…. After a divorce from Limecat, Rush was adopted by some people driving around in a van solving mysteries. Copyright infringement ensued!

Theme song:

Rushy Rushy Roo, where are you?

We've got some ridiculously easy mysteries to solve now!

Rushy Rushy Roo, where are you?

We've got some badly done villains, like an evil kangaroo or maybe a cow…

You know we've got a mystery to solve, and we're so dumb we depend on a dog!

And Rushy Roo if you come through you'll get yourself an Al Gore pog!

Rushy Rushy Roo, we need you!

It wouldn't be an MMJH spinoff without you!

Today, the Machine of Mystery is driving through a peaceful farm.

Fred: Stupid cows, got off the road! This is almost as bad as those fences.

Velma: Why don't we pull over?

Rush: Rou got my rame wrong in the rong!

Shaggy: Like, don't worry Rush, nothing frightening can happen on a sunny day like this!

A farmer runs up to them.

Farmer John: Why are you driving through my farm?

Daphne: We'll ask the questions here!

John: You owe me thousands in property damages! That, or you can solve the frightening mystery disturbing my farm.

Daphne: Just take the money!

One destructive ride through Farmer Ted's farm later:

Ted: Okay, there's been a ghost coming in at night frightening my cows! I need you to catch this mystical, powerful being! There's a net in the loft.

Shaggy: Zoinks! A ghost! The last 537 super natural creatures may have been guys in costumes, but I just know it's real this time!

Cut to the group investigating the barn at night:

Fred: There's the ghost!

Rush: Ri'll ret him!

Ghost: The robot dog… WHY DOES HE TALK LIKE THAT?

The ghost faints.

Fred: Good work Rush! I'll just unmask this ghost.

They take off the mask.

Shaggy: Farmer John!

John: That's right, I'm the ghost!

Fred: Why'd you do it?

John: You ran me over when you were leaving my farm! It's your fault I'm a ghost!

Rush: Rushy Rushy Roo!

KI: That's our first spinoff. Stay tuned for another!

Act break.

Act 2:

KI: Is there any MegaMan Jr. High character more beloved then the Rock Monster? I hope so, if that glorified prop is my most popular character I've failed Anyway, he's moving to downtown RockMan City! Enjoy!

Theme Song:

Now this is a story, all about how

My life got spun off upside down.

Just sit right there and listen to this ditty,

And I'll tell you how I got moved to downtown RockMan City!

In MegaMan Jr. High, I was born and raised!

In the background is where I spent most of my days.

When a couple of copyright lawyers, who were up to no good,

Started making trouble in my neighborhood!

I cause one little lawsuit and KI gets scared!

And says: You're not worth bribing the lawyers, you're off the air!

So I got on a cab, and filled the driver with pity,

He gave me a ride, and I arrived in downtown RockMan City!

Rock Monster is spending his first day in Downtown RockMan City.

Rock Monster: Maybe I should have got an apartment or something before moving. Oh well, when life gives you lemons, make orange juice!

Rock Monster goes into an apartment that is renting rooms.

Landlord: Well, I could rent you a room…

Rock Monster: Even though I don't have any money?

Landlord: No money? How dare you waste my time! Get off my property!

Rock Monster: D'oh!

Rock Monster leaves. Someone else comes up to the landlord.

Person: I'll give you money for renting me a room.

Landlord: No pogs? How dare you waste my time! Get off my property!

Rock Monster is wandering the streets.

Rock Monster: Woe is me, am I doomed to remain homeless? Will I never again have a spacious home like the broom closet in Wily's office?

Someone walks up to him.

Sergeant Officer: Move along, no loitering!

Rock Monster leaves the bus stop.

Rock Monster: I'm doomed! D00med!

The end.

Act break.

Act 3:

KI: We now come to our final spinoff of the show! Most of you know Tornado Tonion as that guy I throw in whenever an episode is running short. Well not anymore! Now he's getting a fake spinoff to fill the third act!

Theme song:

Hens love roosters, burgers love onions,

Everyone else loves Tornado Tonion!

Oh!

Geese love ganders, Dr. Scholls loves bunions,

Everyone else loves Tornado Tonion!

Oh!

Tommy Tallarico loves bathroom humor, burgers love ketchup!

Everyone else loves Tornado Tonion!

Zero: Not me!

Everyone who counts loves Tornado Tonion!

Zero: Jerks.

Today's episode: I've got a tonion of homework

It was another day at MegaMan X High.

Tonion: I can't believe I got a job as a teacher here!

Dynamo: I'm the one who hired you, you don't have to keep telling me that.

Tornado Tonion set off to teach his first class.

Tonion: Welcome class, I'm you new teacher, Tornado Tonion!

Vile: I don't care.

Alia: Let him talk!

Signas: Weren't you two already on the original show?

Zero: Don't think about it, it will only make your head hurt.

Tonion: Now today's class is history!

Zero: I don't think many classes change depending on the day.

Tonion: Regardless, today I will be talking about OWII, Onion War Intact Intelligence. You see, it all started about 23 years in the future…..

Flash Forward:

General Guy: We must stop the enemy from aquiring the world's supply of onions! Like the old saying goes, he who controls the onions, controls the countries completely dependant on onions for food and money!

Private Public: But the evil empire is mounting an assault! They will attack tomorrow and go after the onions!

General Guy: We must act quickly! Attack France!

Sergeant Snake: Sir, they're not the ones attacking/

General Guy: How dare you question the judgement and fairness of our leader! If he didn't follow the rules of democracy and win fairly, he wouldn't be on his 7th term!

The evil empire attacks. Everyone was invading France, so there was no defense.

Evil Empourer Ed: I have done it! The onions are mine! I control the onions! Soon the fast food world will bow to me, all I need is the French Fries!

General Guy: See? By taking over France we've trapped the enemy!

Sergeant Snake: That was just dumb luck.

General Guy: Quiet!

Flash forward to the past:

Tonion: And that's how OWII was fought. Any questions?

Vile: That made no sense.

Tonion: That's school for you!

KI: And thus ends our spinoff showcase! Stay tuned for the next MegaMan Jr. High!