Note to all episodes of MMJH, this one has an extremely exaggerated sense of humor. But since this episode has humor about things people are sharply divided upon, I think a reminder not to take this too seriously is appropriate.
Episode 63: MegaMan Goes to…. I dunno, Texas Part 1
It was another day at MegaMan Jr. High.
ElecMan: Class, our week of school is over, you may return to vacation.
The students go home.
Light: MegaMan, we're going on another trip.
MegaMan: How are we affording all of these?
Light: I'm selling those illegal classic game compilations at the mall. Now get packed, us and all the other characters are going on a trip!
MegaMan: Aren't people starting to get tired of that?
Light: We still have one more until it makes us jump the shark (LAST MINUTE FORESHADOWING!). Now, prepare to go to…. Hang on, let me check the title, ….. I dunno, Texas Part 1!
MegaMan: Why are we going to Texas?
Light: Because we don't have to worry about offending CJayC anymore.
Cut to the group's plane landing in Texas.
TomahawkMan: Howdy! Welcome to Texas, y'all!
Rush: Rat raccent could ret arroying.
TomahawkMan: Fine…. I'll be your tour guide/
Zero: We didn't hire a tour guide!
TomahawkMan: for this state. Now I must warn you, there is something very, very evil lurking here. Do not under any circumstances visit Rainy street.
MegaMan: Why would we want to?
TomahawkMan: Dale lives/
Everyone rushes to Rainy street.
Dale: Pre-teen robots are invading! I was right!
MegaMan: We just want to talk to you!
Dale: Now I know you're a spy, no one ever wants to talk to me!
MegaMan: But you're the best character in the state! Your one liners are the best since Bush left!
Dale: I don't trust anyone traveling with someone wearing a t-shirt saying "You are doomed, every single one of you!"
KI: Sorry.
TomahawkMan: We really should go now.
KI: Hang on, there's something I've always wanted to do.
KI goes up to Hank Hill.
KI: Hello, I sell charcoal and charcoal accessories.
Hank: BWAAAHHHHH!
Hank's eyes pop out like in Looney Toons. He runs around screaming and knocking down trees. He transforms into a half dragon half dachshund creature and runs away to the woods.
KI: I was expecting him to react a little more extremely.
TomahawkMan: Fine, you taunted Hank Hill, now we REALLY have to go before/
Someone is coming.
: Who is that? Are you here to give me a medal for being taller then my son?
MegaMan: Oh no it's/
: PEGGY HILL!
Act break.
MegaMan: The most annoying person in Texas who was never elected to office! Why didn't someone warn us?
Peggy: That's right, PEGGY HILL is here! I can make you robots better then before, because PEGGY HILL can do anything!
Light: RUN!
The characters run for their sanity.
Peggy: BOOYAH! PEGGY HILL always wins in races!
Peggy catches up to them 15 minutes after they stop.
Peggy: PEGGY HILL wins!
Zero: You're insane!
Peggy: In my opinion, 2+2 equals 4.
Zero: ARGH!
Light: There's no escape, why did we ever come to this state?
Peggy Hill is closing in.
Zero: We only have one option.
MegaMan: Fight her?
Zero: We can't do that, you know how sexist censors are! We need to neutralize her annoyance.
MegaMan: But how?
: I, the lone ranger, the king of stupidity, will not let someone take my throne!
Tommy Tallarico swoops down.
Tommy: Well if it isn't…. PEEgy!
Peggy: In my opinion, you're the worst reviewer in the world.
Tommy: Peegy… PILL!
Peggy: BOOYAH! I'm the best!
They face eachother down.
Tommy: My soulmate!
They begin kissing.
MegaMan: They've finally found true love.
Zero: I don't see how that helps us… wait a second…
A gigantic mob swarms in to attack/
Zero: Yes! Peggy Hill and Tommy Tallarico being in the same place attracted practically the entire world to come and attack them!
The angry mob carries them off.
Zero: Well, we defeated the evil.
MegaMan: Let's celebrate with a king sized candy bar!
They go to 7-11.
Light: Oh no, I forgot to bring money!
Bass: I dare you to steal it MegaMan!
MegaMan: Okay, the worst that can happen is I get 25 years in jail.
MegaMan stupidly takes the bar while the clerk is watching. The SWAT team swarms in.
MegaMan: Oh no, they know I stole the candy bar!
Swat guy: Candy bar?
MegaMan: Oh well, we won't be punished too harshly.
Zero: We're in Texas.
MegaMan: Holy GRIS!
Act break.
Act 3:
Swat guy: You're under arrest, all of you!
Zero: We didn't steal anything!
Swat guy: This is Texas.
The entire group is arrested.
Swat guy: Now to put you on death row.
MegaMan: Don't we get a trial?
Swat guy: Where do you think this is, Haven City? You'll all be executed as soon as the governer looks over your case.
Zero: Oh no…. not….
George W Bush: I am here, to put justice on you criminals!
Zero: I thought he shudder won.
KI: This is my show, in addition to deciding the school election, I decide the national one. And despite my T-shirt, I didn't vote for Bush.
W: Don't misunderestimate your speculation.
Rush: Rhat?
Zero: Look, you have to let us go, all we did…. Most of us didn't do anything!
W: That's is what they said about France.
Zero: We have to get out of this!
W: They're is no escape, all your base is belong too me.
Zero: I can't believe it…. He messed up a Zero Wing quote!
MegaMan: We have to think of a way out of this!
W: I aren't a giant penguin if that's is what your thinking.
Cheney: No! Don't!
Zero takes of W's mask.
MegaMan: Old Man Johnson! I mean, King Dedede?
Dedede: Yes, I have been Bush all along!
Cheney: And I am….
MegaMan: Al Gore?
Cheney: DARK MATTER!
The president and vice president's true identities are unveiled.
Zero: Why'd you do it?
Dark Matter: We were getting bored since Tommy Tallarico replaced us as the main Kirby villain.
Dedede: And we would have gotten away with it to, if I hadn't let my identity slip!
SearchMan appears.
SearchMan: Incredible! The president and vice president are a penguin and an evil entity! They will, of course, have to leave office/
Zero: I thought they lost in this reality!
KI: You're acting like you've never seen a gaping plot hole before.
SearchMan: For not being old enough. And, it is in the constitution that if the president and vice president turn out to be video game villains, the closest pre-teen robot becomes president!
Zero: Well, it makes more sense then the electoral college.
To be continued.