Episode 64: MegaMan Goes to…. I dunno, Texas Part 2
Previously on MegaMan Jr. High:
KI: Just hit the back button and read episode 63 if you don't know.
We now continue.
MegaMan: I'm going to be president?
KI: Yes, I voted for you, remember the end of the school election episode?
Zero: That's not what happened! Bush turned out to be King Dedede and a ridiculous clause made MegaMan president!
SearchMan: The important thing is, MegaMan is the president! Mr. President, you must pick a vice president.
MegaMan: I choose….
Zero: This better not be a Pokemon joke.
MegaMan: Rush.
SearchMan: Okay then! By the powers vested in me as a reporter for a one town news program, I declare you president of the United States!
Cut to MegaMan in the Whitehouse.
MegaMan: I still can't believe I'm president, even when I had a whole screen cut to let it sink in….
Intercom: The secretary of telling the president things is here to see you.
Harvey Birdman: Mr. President, it is time for your speech.
MegaMan: I'm so nervous.
Birdman: Don't worry, you're following W.
MegaMan is making his speech.
MegaMan: As your new president/
The crowd cheers wildly because he spoke four words in the right order.
MegaMan: it is my duty to make this country a lot more like Famitsu, and a lot less like the next-gen board!
The entire country, with every single citizen knowing about Japanese video game magazines and GameFAQs boards, is thrilled with the one sentence speech. Later:
Birdman: Things are going great! Now let's just hope nothing corrupts you.
Intercom: A Joseph Lieberman is here to see you.
Act break.
Act 2:
MegaMan: Isn't he that guy who tried to ban Mortal Kombat because violence didn't exist until Mortal Kombat came out?
Zero: Haven't we been through this plot before?
Lieberman: That was a great speech Mr. President, I especially liked the Famitsu part. But you must not forget about the horrible moral crisis our country is in! Just look at these charts!
We see charts that show crime decreases over the years.
Lieberman: We must reverse this trend! I think violent video games, like that new Mortal Kombat and Doom and Missile Command are responsible!
Zero: The charts showed/
Zero falls into a real life plot hole.
Lieberman: I believe the first amendment can be broken if it helps get me votes. I implore you to ban all violent video games!
MegaMan: What do you think Rush?
Rush: Ri think it's rust a scape roat for the rarger social roblems, re reed to race them read on instead of raming rentertainment!
MegaMan: I wish I knew what you just said. Mr. Lieberman, I/
Birdman: Mr. President, you have just received an important message!
Tommy Tallrico appears on the screen.
Tommy: Hello gentleman, all your base are belong to us!
MegaMan: We're all tired of that old joke!
MegaMan goes to China, which is right next door, and comes back.
Tommy: Me and my queen, Peggy Hill, are going to conquer the world!
Lieberman: I blame Super Smash Bros!
Tommy: You have no chance to survive, make your time!
Act break.
Act 3:
MegaMan: Why and where are you attacking from?
Tommy: Our combined intelligence and humor convinced us to conquer the world. We're attacking from Texas because we have to mention it at some point, look at the episode name!
MegaMan: Do you have anything to back up your threat?
Tommy: If you do not comply to our demands, we will take over all TVs in the country and show nothing but my reviews and Peggy's musings. Everyone will be forced to watch it!
Birdman: What if they just turn the TV off?
MegaMan: Then the enemies have won! We need a plan!
MegaMan, Rush, and Birdman leave to strategize. Lieberman paper clips a bill banning violent video games onto the bill banning puns.
Rush: Ri rink we should regotiate!
MegaMan: No! We can't give in! We need a plan of attack!
Birdman: But the armies off attacking Antartica!
MegaMan: Why?
Birdman: We don't know.
MegaMan: Then I'll have to be brave and go face two people with no real super powers myself!
Cut to MegaMan entering Tommy and Peggy's secret base.
MegaMan: Time for my first battle as president!
MegaMan reaches Tommy and Peggy.
Tommy: This device to take over TV isn't working!
Peggy: I don't see why, TV altering is my best subject, next to Spanish.
MegaMan: I've won!
And MegaMan leaves, not thinking to arrest them. He arrives back at the White House.
Birdman: Your approval ratings are through the roof!
MegaMan: Looks like I'm going to be a great president!
Cut to MegaMan on trial.
Ken Starr: Under oath, if statement A says that statement B is true, and statement B says statement A is false, which is correct?
MegaMan:………… Um……. A and a half?
Ken: Inccorect! He committed perjury!
And so MegaMan is impeached and Wispy Woods becomes president. Stay tuned for the next MegaMan Jr. High!