Hello folks! Thank you for reviewing, meaning I can post this glorious (or should I say humorous) chapter! And sorry it took so long, I've been, uh, "distracted". (coughgamesfeaturecough)

Vegeta: What's so glorious?

Cir: The fact that you are going to get tortured.

Vegeta: Ulp...

Goku: When's the next time Ned will be in a note?

Cir: Chapter 14.

Chapter Eleven:
The Very Bad Day

When the mob realized they weren't down there, Goku and Vegeta were fast asleep in their beds. Then Goku rolled over and fell off the bed, landed on an electrical cord while drooling, causing him to get shocked, and those who saw actually saw his skeleton! (Goku: I thought Vegeta was being tortured? Cir: That doesn't mean no one else will.)

He climbed back into his bed smoking. "We really need to get normal plugs, instead of these high voltage kill-cords," Goku said before falling asleep.

At the music store the next day, Goku found a dead raccoon lying on the foot mat in front of the door. He picked it up. "How'd this get here?" he muttered before throwing it into a bush. It turned out to be a bomb Fee planted for Vegeta, but he had activated the timer when he touched it. Fee was hiding in a bush that it was thrown and where it blew up.

Vegeta walked in. He went upstairs without saying anything. Goku shrugged and sat at the counter. A customer walked in. "Where do you have saxaphones?" the customer asked.

"The corner beside the drums," Goku said before one of his chair's legs broke, causing him to fall down. Goku's legs flew up and kicked the computer into a fast moving ceiling fan, where it was shreaded into wires and other remains. The sparks from the wires fell onto a wooden guitar which caught on fire. "Damn," Goku said before to fire spread to the entire first floor. The customer screamed and ran out the door.

Goku grabbed an extimguisher that had been ordered ever since all the others exploded and sprayed at the fire. He put it all out except a bit that he didn't notice was on his butt. "Done!" Goku declared before sniffing the air.

"I smell smoke," he said. "Where's the fire?" He began looking around frantically as the fire spread up his back and into his hair. A flaming strand of hair went in front of Goku's face and he sprayed his back.

Vegeta sat on his chair when his butt exploded for no reason. Vegeta twitched and got a needle to sew his butt back together.

When he finished, Vegeta stood up and started pacing around the room, causing him to unknowingly dodge flaming arrows.

'Why did I apply for such a stupid job?' he thought. But Vegeta was so caught up in his thoughts about stupid things he's done, that he walked into a CD rack, which fell on him. And by CD rack, I mean the medieval torture device that stretches you with CDs on it.

Vegeta obviously threw it off him, which hit the broke through the wall and broke a wire. The wire was attached to the ceiling fan causing it to fall, still spinning, at Vegeta's left leg.

Goku took out his lunch and ate it in one bite. It was a five foot long taco.

Then he heard a huge explosion. Goku flew upstairs (yes, right through the floor), saw Vegeta on the ground and realized he had blown the fan up. "Why'd you blow the fan up?" Goku asked him.

"It was about to try to shred my pants." When Goku gave him a questioning look, headded, "It was falling."

Goku look at the wall where the fan wire attached. "Vegeta, it didn't fall, it was broken!" Goku pointed out.

"Yeah, I kicked a rack into the wall," Vegeta said.

"Oh," Goku said before going back down to his post.

An hour before closing time, Ned put a chart on his office door. It showed where each employee was on the promotion plan. Once the employee got to five stars, they would be promoted. Goku was put down to one star when he broke through the floor. Avecon, who was the company janitor (because he leaves a slim trail, he ties a mop to his back), was at three stars. Vegeta, for hitting a rack through the wall and blowing up a fan, was at no stars.

"No stars? Dammit!" No prizes for guessing who that was.

"Cheer up Vegeta," Goku said.

"And how did escargo head get three stars?" Vegeta asked angrily.

"He's been working hard," Ned said, and Avecon turned around which caused Vegeta to get smacked in the face with a mop.

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Vegeta: Or you can vote me the president.

Goku: Or get me a milkshake. (Gets one)

Fee: I WANT A MILKSHAKE! (Dives at Goku's shake)

Goku: Let go of it! There's another cups!

Vegeta: This is getting good!

Cir: Uh, review!