This chapter is going to be one of my favourite yet! (Evil grin)

Vegeta: Uh, I don't like the title of this...

Cir: Relax, would I do anything bad to you?

Vegeta: (glares)

Cir: Okay, stupid question. Oh, and I don't own the "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"-ish conversation after the first flashback. And there will be a lot of flashbacks this chapter, seeing as I haven't done any yet.

Chapter Twelve:
Vegeta and Heavy Metal Don't Mix

Vegeta was still mad that he was in last place. He was so mad, that his aura was red, and when he flew home, a few birds that came near the aura flew away and the ones that came in contact froze and fell.

He was in such a bad mood, that Goku was glader then ever to see him leave. "I've never seen him so mad," Goku said at dinner. "Except when 18 broke his arm."

"And probably when you got Super Saiyan before him," Gohan said. "And when future Trunks was killed."

"Yeah," Goku said. "And we can't forget the time worse then all those combined. Man he was pissed off."

"What happened?" Chichi asked.

"It was horrible..."

Flashback:

Goku and Vegeta had just gone training, and they were starving. So they went to MacRonald's.

"I ASKED FOR A BURGER WITHOUT DAMN ONIONS, BASTARD!" Vegeta screamed at the cashier person. "SO WHY THE FUCK DID YOU ADD THEM?"

The cashier was frozen. So was Goku. 'Vegeta's slighly overreacting,' he thought. (Goku: Slightly? Slightly? Why would you do that Vegeta? Vegeta: That never happened you idiot! He's making this entire story up!)

"I'VE HAD ENOUGH! YOU DIE NOW!" Vegeta shot an energy blast which narrowly missed the cashier. He ran screaming for his life, with Vegeta hot in persuit.

Reality:

"Sorry, I'm having a little flashback," Goku said blankly, staring at the opposite wall.

"Do they happen to you a lot, dad?" Gohan asked.

"Not lately," Goku said, still blankly and staring.

The next day, an Elvis convension was going on on the ground floor, so the shop was closed. However, Goku and Vegeta still had to go to work, but they would both be on the second floor.

"Welcome, fans of Elvis!" Ned said to all the people. "Today, only Elvis music will be heard." The fans cheered.

Vegeta rolled his eyes and walk up the stairs.

Goku was sitting in a chair beside the hundreds of all plugged in CD players. He had his feet up on another chair. They were the only two chairs, so Vegeta took the chair Goku's butt was on.

"Ow!" Goku said as he fell to the floor. "Why couldn't you take the other chair?"

"This one caused you more pain," Vegeta said, grinning.

Goku got back up and sat on the remaining chair, mutering about fire and Vegeta. They heard music starting and cheering from downstairs. Vegeta rolled his eyes again and hit a symbol on a drum really hard. Instead of it creating the roaring noise he wanted it to, it snapped in two. He heard Goku snicker.

"SHUT UP!" Vegeta roared. He went to the elevator and decided to visit sub basement 540. But only after he pressed the button did Vegeta remember something.

Flashback: (This one's from earlier in the story)

Vegeta ran up to the fourth floor and looked for the door with BOSS on it. He opened the door. "NED! WHERE THE HELL DO YOU KEEP THOSE DAMN FIRE EXTINGUISHER!"

"Sub-basement 18 with all the dynamite," Ned said.

Vegeta groaned and went to the elevator. He pressed the button and the elevator went down. For some reason his hair was still undamaged and on fire.

Vegeta found Goku down there piling all the dynamite around the pile of extinguishers. "What the fuck are you doing Kakarott!" Vegeta yelled.

"When there's a fire, it will set the dynamite off, causing the stuff inside all the extinguishers to fly through the building!" Goku said.

"That's actually a good plan, except for one tiny flaw. WHAT IF MY HAIR IS ON FIRE!" He started throwing away the dynamite to get to the fire extinguishers. But a spark fell from his hair onto a fuse lighting it. And... (Awesome and really hard to do picture of mushroom cloud with a shock wave in chapter 6)

All of the sub basements were destroyed, but not the main building or the normal basement.

Reality:

"Dammit!" Vegeta said as the elevator kept going down. He kept pressing 2, but the elevator was going to go to the first destination first. Vegeta ripped a hole in the bottom and saw the tunnel bloked by rocks. The elevator stopped a few metres from them and a laser appeared on the bottom. It blew a hole. "Woah," Vegeta exclaimed as the elevator continued.

By the time Vegeta got back, Goku was snoring lightly. Vegeta was about to kick him when he got a devilish idea. 'I don't need to have less stars then this unbelievably useless imbecile!' Vegeta thought. 'So I'll set him up for something!'

Vegeta gotten of each of the loudest heavy metal CDs and put them in the CD players beside Goku. He put them on their loudest songs and took a remote that controlled all of them. Vegeta cranked the volume to max and went up the stairs. He covered his ears as hard as he could, pressed play and ran up the stairs.

The music blared and almost blew Goku out the window. The convension was still going on, and everyone covered their ears, unable to hear anything. Ned ran up the stairs, having to hold on so that he wouldn't be blown away. Ned looked at Goku, who mouthed, "TURN IT OFF!" as the window began cracking. Ned struggled but eventually got there, and unplugged them all.

"That was close," Goku said, crawling in the window.

"What happened here?" Ned asked as Vegeta came down the stairs.

"Well let's see..." Goku began thinking. (This is the last flashback)

Flashback:

As the elevator door closed, the only thing Goku could hear was the convension beneath him. The music seemed to make him tired. Goku began to fall asleep, when he fell off the chair. He stood up and brushed himself off, and really fell asleep...NOT! Then Avecon taped him on the shoulder with an antenna. "What is it?" he asked. Avecon did sign language saying, "Do you know where Ned is?"

"Downstairs," Goku replied, and Avecon left. Then he really fell asleep.

Reality:

"These flashbacks are really weird," Goku said.

Ned raised an eyebrow but nodded. "We'll just check the security tapes," he said.

Vegeta froze. 'Security tapes?' Ned walked over to the camera. "I'll meet you in the room that can play it," Vegeta said before sprinting upstairs.

When Ned and Goku went upstairs they found Vegeta standing open mouth in the doorway.

(Why don't I leave it here? Naw, just kidding.)

Goku looked into the room and saw it completely destroyed.

"Looks like we'll have trouble watching that tape now," Vegeta said.

"Nope," Ned said. "The one who destroyed the room didn't find my secret one."

He moved to a portrat and removed it to show a TV with a VCR. 'I knew I should have blown that thing apart!' Vegeta thought. Ned put in the tape and him and Goku watched intently. When they finished they slowly glared at Vegeta. Vegeta looked around frantically and flew out a window. "Goku, fly after him and I'll give you a star!" Ned told Goku who immediately flew after him.

Vegeta saw Goku and shot a blast at him. Goku dodged it and dove at Vegeta, hitting him hard. They both fell punching. Vegeta hit Goku. Goku kicked Vegeta. Vegeta blasted Goku again. Goku bit into Vegeta's shoulder.

"Agh! No biting!" Vegeta yelled as they continued to fall.

"This is a free for- I have a strange feeling of deja-vu," Goku said. (Strange Job #1)

Goku landed in a water fountain. He stood up and saw Vegeta's head wedged into the hole the water comes from. "Hep meh ga otta har!" Vegeta's muffled voice said. "Em swalelen vata!"

Goku grinned. On Vegeta it looked natural. But on Goku, evil grins look reeeeeaaaally creepy. "I'll let you out...IF you come back to the shop!"

"Damn. I knew there'd be a condition..."

Vegeta was at -3 stars the next day.Goku was at 2.And of course, he was furious.

"NEGATIVE THREE? I'VE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED!" Vegeta screamed as he stormed around on his floor. "HOW DARE THAT FILTHY LITTLE-"

Goku sat at the cashier as a petrified customer stood in front of him. "Are you holding something deadly?" the customer asked.

"No, just ignore it, and tell what you're looking for."

"A CD."

"Second floor." The customer wimpered and moved toward the stairs.

That chapter was longer then I expected.

Goku: It did seem pretty long.

Vegeta: Me getting made over onions is the stupidest thing I've ever seen!

Delivery person: Your burger.

Vegeta: WHY ARE THERE ONIONS? DIE!

Cir: (snickers) Review, because I have the next chapter ready!