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"So we have to live here?" Loz asks. "Exactly" Yazoo nods. "Where do we sleep?" Kadaj asks. "In our rooms" Yazoo nods again. "Where is our room?" Kadaj raises an eyebrow. "I have no idea" Yazoo shakes his head. They're sitting in the kitchen with a bunch of kids around them. "It's like an ocean of children!" Loz shrieks. "It's an orphanage. They're supposed to be an ocean of kids, besides you've been with kids before" Yazoo looks at some kid hanging from the ceiling fan. "But, brother never told us how many kids we would be living with!" Kadaj shakes one off his hair. "Is this what they meant by Advent Children?" Loz takes out a sucker. "Candy!" all the kids charge over to him. "Brothers! Help me!" Loz starts to drown in the sea. "He was a good brother" Kadaj shakes his head. "May his spirit live on" Yazoo closes his eyes sadly. "Okay! Who wants to go to the beach?" Tifa comes in wearing a bikini and carrying some beach equipment. "I do!" all the kids cheer as Kadaj and Yazoo cover their ears. "This way!" Tifa leads them out the door. "Hey, I can see the floor" Kadaj touches the ground. "And I got the feeling back in my legs" Yazoo smiles. "You guys never help me!" Loz gets up. "You're a grown man" Kadaj sighs.
Denzel walks in and looks around. "You guys know where the cookie jar is?" he asks. "What a cookie jar?" Loz asks. "A jar that holds cookies" Denzel walks over to the cupboard. He opens it and takes out a jar of cookies. "You guys should snag one before Yuffie comes" Denzel takes one and puts the jar back. After walking away, the brothers turn to each other. "Should we get one?" Loz asks. "No, we can't do any evil" Yazoo shakes his head. "Why not?" Kadaj asks. "Because, there're witnesses" Yazoo whispers. They look around to find Vincent, Cloud, Cait, Cid, and Barret watching them. "Then how did Denzel get away with it? And how did you guys get here so fast?" Kadaj asks. "Took the subway" Vincent answers. "We'll be going now" Yazoo slowly walks out of the kitchen. "I think I hear Mother calling" Kadaj runs out after him. "Wait for me!" Loz runs behind them. "So, now what do we do?" Kadaj sits in the backyard (Do they even have one?). "We sit out here until they leave" Yazoo answers. "But this is boring, I want to go back to being evil!" Loz whines. "We owe a debt to brother. If he didn't revive me, we wouldn't be here right now" Kadaj rolls onto his back. "Do you remember how old we are?" Loz asks out of random. "I dunno, I'm in my 20's, you're same as me, and Kadaj is 17" Yazoo answers (It's amazing that Loz is in his twenties and he's a crybaby).
"Why do you ask?" Kadaj asks. "Just wanted to know" Loz shrugs. Kadaj automatically takes out a Gravitation manga and begins to read (I love that manga! I already read all 12 and I still want to read more!). "Where'd you get that from?" Yazoo walks over to him. "Found it in Mr. Valentine's cape pocket" he answers as he turns the page. "What's it about?" Loz asks. "Well..." he starts. -A few minutes later- "And that's it" Kadaj closes the book. "That Yuki guy looks cute" Yazoo thinks. "Lets go get a cookie now" Kadaj gets up, completely forgetting about the rules. "Yeah" the others agree. They walk in, open the jar and take a cookie. "These are good" Kadaj smiles. "What do you think they're made out of?" Yazoo asks. "I thought you were supposed to be the smart one" Loz smirks. "Shut up you jack-" Yazoo automatically falls to the ground. "Brother!" Kadaj falls to his brother's side. Looking closely, he sees that there's a dart stuck in his back. "Uh, oh" Kadaj trembles. "What's-" Loz falls to the ground with a dart in his side. Kadaj slowly looks to the side to see a dart come straight at his face. He dodges it and picks Loz and Yazoo up. "Was this part of living here?" he runs out the door. A dart shoots by his ear, causing him to run faster.
"What's wrong with these people? All we did was steal a cookie!" Kadaj turns the corner to the church. He looks behind him to see a huge dart coming towards him. He trips and nearly dodges the dart. "Oh, gosh" he sighs in relief, but is shot in the shoulder with one. "Why?" he moans and then falls unconcious. "Did we really have to go this far?" Vincent walks over to them. "Hey, they steal a valuable cookie, they pay the price" Cloud walks over and picks them up. "You're an idiot" Vincent rolls his eyes. "At least I'm not a freak in a cereal box" Cloud laughs. Vincent hisses and picks Yazoo up. -Elsewhere for some odd reason- "So, how do you like your new office?" Rude asks. "It's nice, but you could have put your backs in it more!" the dude (You know, the dude in the wheelchair who I won't reveal the guy's real name) crosses his arms. "Hey, we're working as hard as we can, yo" Reno puts a can of paint down on his desk. "Whatever, you guys should be more like Elena. Look how happy she looks" the dude points to Elena who's putting a sign inside the office. "This is fun! You guys should work harder like me and Tsengy" she smiles. "I know you didn't just call me that" Tseng nails a window into the wall. "Well, this is a new age people! This is, Neo Midgar!" the dude cheers. "More like Neo needs to be in the Matrix" Rude mumbles. "Shut it, cueball!" the dude points at him. "Quit making fun of my head!" Rude rubs his bald head. "Get out of our tree house!" some kid yells. "Finders keepers!" the dude yells down.
-Back at Cloud's house- "So, you stole a cookie?" Cloud shines a light on the three of them in a dark room. "Yes" Yazoo sighs. "And you tried to get away with it?" Cloud asks. "Yes" Kadaj nods his head. "You've commited evil in this house!" Cloud stomps his foot. "We said we were sorry" Loz looks up at him. "Sorry won't do it!" Cloud takes out a bottle of water. "May you do evil no more!" he squirts it at them. "What're you doing?" Tifa comes in and turns on the light of the bathroom. "They stole some cookies!" Cloud points and whines. "So, we got like, 4 hundred because we know how you overeact about your cookies" Tifa puts her hands on her hips. "But, those ones were special" Cloud begins to cry. "What a crybaby" Loz rolls his eyes. "You're one to talk" Yazoo nudges him. "Quit being mean to me!" Loz begins to cry.
"Oh come on, Cloud! Even I've stolen a cookie from the cookie jar" Tifa pulls a cookie out of her pocket. "So YOU stole the cookie from the cookie jar!" Cloud points. "Who me?" Tifa smiles. "Yes, you!" Cloud stomps his foot. "Couldn't be!" Tifa laughs. "Then who?" Cloud shrugs. "Can we please stop this before we all go mad!" Yazoo shouts. "Yeah, Loz is starting to have one of his episodes" Kadaj tries to wiggle out of the rope. The camera turns to Loz, who's starting to throw a fit over being tied to a chair, thinking his lungs are being crushed, and that everybody is making fun of him. "Look, Cloud. I'll make you a Vincent and Zack plushie if you untie the boys" Tifa smiles sweetly. "Weeeeeelllllll, okay!" Cloud starts to untie the boys. "How did you get so much boxes for brother?" Kadaj plops to the floor (That would hurt!). "We had to buy them" Tifa gives Cloud her cookie. "Can we have some money?" Loz wipes the tears off his face. "Sure, but you have to earn it" Tifa answers. "What do we have to do?" Yazoo stretches. "Well..." Tifa thinks. Just what will they have to do? And what's up with Neo Midgar being in a treehouse? Find out in the next chapter!